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Deep Dish 9 Pizza; Pizza with a Sci-Fi Theme
Topic Started: Feb 24 2006, 03:02 AM (817 Views)
Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

Welcome all, to the opening of Deep Dish 9 Pizza. Dine in, take away, or have delivered the pizza of your choice, or make one of your own. Most of all, enjoy. :D

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MENU
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PIZZA'S

  • Ham Solo (Just ham and cheese.)
  • Cattlescar Galactica (Beef, ham, cabanossi, pepperoni, and bacon, with an optional swirl of BBQ sauce.)
  • The Omega Supreme (Beef, ham, cabanossi, pepperoini, pineapple, mushroom, onion and capsicum.)
  • So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (Shrimp, calamari, clams, mussels, with a seafood sauce.)
  • Arrakis Spicy Melange (Beef, jalapeno peppers, capsicum, tomato and onion. Your eyes won't go blue, but your tongue will go red.)
  • Why Do Androids Dream of Delicious Sheep? (lamb, capsicum, onion, tomato, and cheese, with a mint sauce.)
  • Satay the Earth Stood Still (Sliced chicken breast, mushroom, onion, capsicum, with a peanut satay sauce.)
  • The George Ta-Cajun (Sliced chicken breast, bacon, onion, capsicum, with a swirl of BBQ sauce.)
  • V'Ger-tarian (Onion, capsicum, mushroom, olives, oregano, and pinapple.)
  • The Fifth Edam-mint (5 differents kinds of cheese all on one pizza.)

SIDES

  • iCola (Sweet, caffienated beverage.)
  • Logan's Rum and Cola (For the adults)
  • Dalek Bread (Tasty garlic bread that will EXTERMINATE! your taste buds.)
  • Philip J. Fries (Potato goodness.)
  • Millennium Falcon Wings (6 spicy chicken wings.)
  • Pavlova Chekov (Sweet meringue dessert, served with cream and strawberries.)
  • Flan 9 from Outer Space (Sweet, fruit or custard filled dessert)
  • Planet of the Crepes (Small pancakes, served with butter and maple syrup)
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

Tom Maguire walks on in, removing his fedora.

I'd like a slice of a Cattlescar Galactica and one iCola, please
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Can I take a Why Do Androids and a Chekov to go please?

mmMMMMmmm, these look fantastic! ^_^
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Geomania
Former Minister of Security/other stuff

I'll have a slice of Ham Solo, please.....

.....WOW! This pizza has the approval of a New Yorker!

*steals Shaft's stamp of approval*

Approved :htz:
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

Sure.

*dishes out the appropriate pizza's and sides to Caer Rialis, FideiDefensor, and Geomania.
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Todays Whim
Unregistered

*THE WHIM limps in still cursing that chair, with little Tomorrow's Whim in tow*

*whispers to tomorrow's whim - watch and learn son, watch and learn-*

Kifkrokia! This is amazing! I'm exceedingly impressed at
how quickly you turned this old dump heep into a class A
Pizza Place.

We're still shoveling our plot out as the previous owner was
somewhat of a shut in...
-Jacks' stomach lurches at the exquisite smell emanating from the kitchen-

We handle law matters in these here parts, nothing too big, nothing too small.
Why we've even got some background in tax law if ya need it.

I'd like a table for 3 if possible and an extra large Pluto Pineapple.
In exchange i'm willing to offer 3 females. *wonders if there's a
local currency exchange*

*With nods of hello to Caer Rialis, FideiDefensor, and Geomania, we take a
seat and will wonders never cease, we cease to talk!*
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

So problemo. Any sides with that? If you get a Dalek Bread and some Philip J. Fries you get a free large dessert of your choice. :)
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Todays Whim
Unregistered

*loud snoring from the table*

DAAAAD WAKE UP!

*snort, snort*

What, huh I OBJECT!

oh uh, slides? no why would we want slides?

TWJr. - no dad, not slides...sides

TW - Oh i see, um *looks over the menu* no we're good thank you

*falls out of his chair in a big fat snoring heap*
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

Okey-dokie

* gets the order to the table ASAP *
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htz3
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Former Delegate Member of COG

I need 5 Cattlescar Galactica.

Ahh also need Dalek Bread how about 3 of them.

Can I get this to go?
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

Wow, somebody sure likes their meat. Sure, you can have that to go. And because you ordered more than five pizzas, you get a free coupon for 10% off your next stomach pumping. :)

* gets pizzas and Dalek bread ready and gives them to htz3. *
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htz3
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Former Delegate Member of COG

Yeah well this is for a meeting we will have 4 or 5 people there so I this sounds like enough.
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

Well, as long as your meeting isn't with PETA, I think you'll be fine :D
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htz3
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Former Delegate Member of COG

Nope not PETA a much friendlier crowd COG.

Hey we just opened our HQ so you all drop by when you get the chance.
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

Caer Rialis
Feb 24 2006, 07:34 AM
Tom Maguire walks on in, removing his fedora.

I'd like a slice of a Cattlescar Galactica and one iCola, please

*Wanders in* could I get one to take away for myself and vlodmekov? thanks
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

I turn, wiping my chin with a napkin, to see Omega in the pizzareia

Hey, umm, Ivan

No sense in revealing code names.

I thought you guys were keeping an eye on You-Know-Who.
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

Oh hey....phil :unsure: (the code name things)

We are..well *whispers* vlodmekov is..then we got hungry so i'm getting him/us a pizza
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*In a few chaotic seconds, Vlomekov and Omega have thier hands tied and guns to thier jaws. A tall, pretty woman with dark hair and a suggestive dinner party-esqe gown stands behind them, holding these weapons. She looks over at Tom and smirks.*

You forgot to tell zem vot to expect of me, Tommy.
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

* Me just ignores the covert speak and dishes out the pizzas as requested *
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Vlodmekov looks at the menu and smiles.*

I zink a Arrakis Spicy Melange and a Pavlova Chekov iz in order over here.

*Glances over at Tom, momentarily ignoring the gun in his face.*

Good pizza?
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Kifkrokia
The Green Amphibian

"Sure," I say unsurely. "Coming right up."

* Gives Vlodmekov his Arrakis and Chekov *
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

Tommy. How I hate to be called Tommy.

Put the gun down, Elena. It's not nice to get blood and gore all over everyone's pie. The theme here is science fiction, not horror. Were it based on Stephen King or Nightmare on Elm Street, sure, that owuld be good pie, but not here.

Rising, I pull out a chair for the sinister Madame Ostrowsky.

Shall we be seated?

A quick glance to Vlodmekov. Tailing does not mean getting caught.
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

Kifkrokia
Feb 26 2006, 04:46 PM
* Me just ignores the covert speak and dishes out the pizzas as requested *

Its Kif!! *hums futurama*

ooh..I like her *grins at vlodmekov*..nice gun lady!
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

She iz nice, isn't she?

*Looks up, grinning somewhat stupidly*

You are nice. And pretty.

*Elena rolles her eyes.*

Stupidity and testosterone do not vork vell together.

*Turns her gaze to Tom.*

Zis vorthless ex-agent vas vaiting... on ze gorund..... oppisite my building. How could I not ketch him, hmm? Cute boys like him should not be playing spy vith real guns.

*Vlodmekov glares and fumes. They can call him drunk, but they can not call him bad at his job. He looks up at Tom and winks, then immediatley starts crying.*

I...I am so sorry, E-Elena darling. Z-zat man h-hes been trying to brainvash me against y-you!

*Elena looks furious. She shouts something about not bieng an idiot, but takes the gun from Vlodmekovs jaw for one second, one second too late. In a few more chaotic moments, Vlodmekov is nowhere to be seen, and Elena is looking frusterated.*

Pfft. He iz not vorth it.

*Turns her other gun to Omega and sits down.*

Vell, Tommy. Vot heve you to sey? Ah! Be careful. Sey somezing I do not like, and zis store vill lose a customer. Permanatley.
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

wtf!!..*looks around*..sorry..*shouts* W-T-F's your problem lady!!
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