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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 17 2006, 11:31 AM (92 Views) | |
| SpiritualEvolution | Jan 17 2006, 11:31 AM Post #1 |
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From The Ministry of Inane Ideology and Dreadful Dogma An Invitation to the peoples of the World; Our Elite Suicide Squad is now re-forming. After a rather unfortunate mis-communication originating from The Headquarters of Military Counter Intelligence, during last weeks Covert War Games, held in The Wide Open Spaces. We are accepting applications to the Elite Suicide Squad to be headed up by newly appointed Unit Commander, Capt. Restin Peese. If you would like to be seen in a somber black uniform, learn to use a sweet shiny sharp sword, are bi-polar, schizophrenic, or just tired of all this crap. You are a prime candidate. This invitation is open to all peoples of the World. Why live together when we can die for a cause!!! |
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| Lord Kitchener | Jan 17 2006, 12:10 PM Post #2 |
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Greetings and welcome to the South Pacific. Please, take the time to read the pinned material held within the Welcome Mat as it contains valuable information with regard to the forum. Thanks for listening, and enjoy your stay. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. |
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| Fish Island | Jan 17 2006, 03:57 PM Post #3 |
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Friendly Neighborhood Kumiho
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| Lord Kitchener | Jan 17 2006, 04:43 PM Post #4 |
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As moderator of this sub-forum I feel obliged to comment here. Firsly, I make it clear to the original poster that this is where we welcome new registrants to the forum who intend to make a contribution to the forum. It is not a place to post adverts for anything. If you intend to stay and contribute to this forum then you are most welcome here. If not then I will feel obliged to delete your original post and remove this from the Welcome Mat. Which is it? |
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| Caer Rialis | Jan 17 2006, 04:53 PM Post #5 |
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Rut-row. Spiritual Evolution's suicide team is here. Have a ball, SE |
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| SpiritualEvolution | Jan 17 2006, 05:22 PM Post #6 |
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So Sorry Lord Kitchener...this was not an advert, just my way of saying HI...where do I go to have fun?????.... This apology forwarded in accordance with the vision of our peerless leader, His Most Serene Avatar, The 16th Re-incarnation of the Chi Dali Rawma The Minister of Inane Ideology and Dreadful Dogma will be severely beaten with the tails of our national animal, the Ring-Tailed Lemur and forced to watch 72 hrs of The Flying Nun re-runs. If he retains some semblance of sanity his apology will be forthcoming. Think Less, Live More! C.D.R. |
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| SpiritualEvolution | Jan 17 2006, 05:26 PM Post #7 |
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Ahhh...Another fan of "Life of Brian"....I see I am in good company!!!!!
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| Fudgie | Jan 18 2006, 05:49 AM Post #8 |
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Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager
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He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy. :none: |
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| Fish Island | Jan 18 2006, 06:03 AM Post #9 |
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![]() ![]() ![]() Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad, Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing life's gristle, Don't grumble, Give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the light side of life. [whistle] If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps. Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing. And... Always look on the bright side of life. [whistle] Always look on the right side of life, [whistle] For life is quite absurd And death's the final word. You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin. Give the audience a grin. Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow. So,... Always look on the bright side of death, [whistle] Just before you draw your terminal breath. [whistle] Life's a piece of shit, When you look at it. Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true. You'll see it's all a show. Keep 'em laughing as you go. Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And... Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the right side of life. [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle] Always look on the bright side of life! [whistle]
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| Lord Kitchener | Jan 18 2006, 07:49 AM Post #10 |
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Well then, welcome to the forum Spiritual Evolution. |
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| SpiritualEvolution | Jan 18 2006, 09:01 AM Post #11 |
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Thank you Oh Merciful and Benevolent Lord Kitchenette, give my regards to Lady Formica....... |
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| Lord Kitchener | Jan 18 2006, 09:03 AM Post #12 |
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Lady Formica? Who is that? |
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