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ACT Bar; Proprietors: Albert and Clady Turner
Topic Started: Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM (961 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

parrrrtay
Jun 7 2005, 02:04 PM
Don't you mean...
Crrrreme de Menthe? :whistle:

OOooo...Now you've gone and done it!.. :shooters
;)
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Nutterstown
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You want a creme de menthe Kloister?..i need a niiiice drink...
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Ylling
Jun 7 2005, 11:46 AM
Arthur serves everyone. He confiscates Victor's hip flask, pours it down the sink and returns it to him.

Arrgh!!! It iz Mikhail!!! Mikhail!!! Not Victor, or Vladimir, or Semartica, or 'Sem', or anyzing else!!!!!!
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Nutterstown
Jun 7 2005, 08:32 PM
You want a creme de menthe Kloister?..i need a niiiice drink...

In fact I think I will take a crate if you are buying... :P
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*walks in and see's Mikail pounding his head against the wall* Posted Image
"HEY yo, Authur, can I get a vodka over here, sort of have an emergency on my hands, oh and lots of ice too!
Whoa....dude you need to calm down before you cause brain damage. (brick walls are hard) You know Mikail, some people just can't remember names, others just care to forget."
Now just sit tight, down a few shots of vodka. :shooters
I heard rumor that Nutters was throwin' money about and I wanna get in on this crate of Crrrreme de Menthe deal. ;)
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beeselbub


*Shaking Terrys hand firmly* I'm Beeselbub, but most folks call me Beesely.
* listens intently to the history of the finest Scatanian single malt, Glensporrangie*
Thank you for the gift, and I must say that you have convinced me to try Glensporrangie immediately... Care to join me for a snort?
Bartender, I'll have a Glensporrangie neat, and one for my new friend as well, please.

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PapaC
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Thank you Beesley, I'd be honoured.
Your very good health ... or should I say
Posted Image Sląinte Mhath!

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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

I am Francisco Vasquez Garcia
I am welcome to Almeria
We have sin gas and con leche
We have fiesta and feria
We have the song of the chochona
We have brandy and half corona
And Leonardo and his accordione
And Kalamari and macarroni
Come all you rambling boys of pleasure
And ladies of easy leisure
We must say Adiós! until we see
Almeria once again
There is a minstrel, there you see,
And he stoppeth one in three
He whispers in this one's ear
Will you kindly kill that doll for me
Now he has won chochona in the bingo
All the town has watched this crazy gringo
As he pulls off the dolls head laughing
And miradlo! throws its body in the sea
El veinticinco de agosto
Abrió sus ojos Jaime Fearnley
Para el bebe cinquante cincampari
Y se tendio para cerrarlos
Y Costello el rey del America
Y suntuosa Cait O'Riordan
Nor vompere mis calliones
Los gritos fuera de las casas!
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sexanddope


Hey Albert, a bottel of 2002 Mcguigan Shiraz please and a large glass :angry: just had a rant at the damned commie UN and now I need a drink! :ninja:
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Ylling


Albert serves everyone.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Yay Mikail Vlodmekov!! :clap:
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beeselbub


*raises glass*
A dies pro laboro an hora pro lusum , Tamen parumper amicus vita est quoque brevis.

A day for toil, an hour for sport,
But for a friend life is too short.

*Tastes Glensporrangie*

Wow! This is really smooth!

I've got to tell you, this is quite an interesting place. Some very amusing people here, quite a few badgers as well! They are cute little buggers.They seem to be quite good natured, do they make good pets?
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beeselbub
Jun 15 2005, 03:02 PM
They seem to be quite good natured, do they make good pets?

Posted Image Who could possibly resist?

They are far more than pets. Several citizens in the South Pacific have adopted badgers, and I think I can safely say that no-one has had any regrets. If you feel that you measure up, you can adopt a badger of your very own. See the BadgerWorld website for details (Click Here For Link To Badgerworld)[/color]
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Business is quite good, Albert.

Comrades! For ze next 30 minutes, all coronas, whiskeys, vodkas, and sandwiches are on me!
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PapaC
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OK, if you insist ................

*pours a few bottles of each over Mikhail's head, and then collects a huge armful of ham salad, tuna, BLT and roast beef sandwiches with which to smother him.*

Na zdorovje!
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beeselbub


PapaC
Jun 17 2005, 07:51 AM
OK, if you insist ................

*pours a few bottles of each over Mikhail's head, and then collects a huge armful of ham salad, tuna, BLT and roast beef sandwiches with which to smother him.*

Na zdorovje!

LOL :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

PapaC
Jun 17 2005, 07:51 AM
OK, if you insist ................

*pours a few bottles of each over Mikhail's head, and then collects a huge armful of ham salad, tuna, BLT and roast beef sandwiches with which to smother him.*

Na zdorovje!

Atch! I said all coronas, vodkas, and sandviches! Zat vas barley von forth!
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Ylling


Albert waits half an hour and adds up the bill.

"807 credits 14 please", he says to Mikhail.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*walks into the bar, waiting for my eyes to adjust to the dark, finds a seat at the bar*
Can I please have a LIIT?
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Nutterstown
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Why hello shay, may I buy you a drink?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

parrrrtay
Aug 16 2005, 07:25 AM
*walks into the bar, waiting for my eyes to adjust to the dark, finds a seat at the bar*
Can I please have a LIIT?

I am sorry. I threw a bottle, and ze lights vent out. Zere iz not telling vot time it is....
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Caer Rialis
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The brim of my fedora slung low over my eyes, I let my tired dogs take me on down to the ACT bar. Word had it that shay, editor of the Scandal, liked to unwind here.

It's a good place to relax, I reckon, as I lift my hat, looking about the crowded place. Has that natural feel of a place where eerybody knows your name and they are always glad you came. Not that its a peaceful place. Over at the corner of the bar, some heavy-set fella in a rumpled suit has just gave a mailman a real shiner.


May want to put a good beefsteak on that.

The annoying mailman statrts to explain to me how the Romans developed the telephone system. How can that be, I ask myself, when news of Caesar's crossing of the Rubico took three days to reach Roma.

Then I spot the red-headed member of the fourth estate. Slouching intoa chair near her, I state, keeping my voice low,


Shay, I don't normally question the press, but there's somethings I have to ask you.
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Ylling


[OOC] Bumpetedy bump.[/OOC]

"Mikhail. I'm still waiting for my money", Albert said.
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