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ACT Bar; Proprietors: Albert and Clady Turner
Topic Started: Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM (963 Views)
Nutterstown
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Semartica
May 2 2005, 06:28 PM
Nutterstown
May 2 2005, 12:38 PM
Semartica
Apr 30 2005, 09:03 AM
He has taken all my ammo. I could not let him take my revolver, no von but Mikahil Vlomekov touches zat!

And I am vorking on a case here, and you never know ven self-defense vill be neccesary.

You need weapons!? i got loads got a BAR on my wall at home..looking at it right now...*hands over a ppk* olny 8mm rounds..nice at close range...

Zat iz extremly suspicious for a civilian. I am vatching you.

Anyvay, I saw ze 'apparations' downstars, in ze cellar. Apparantly, zere vas a double homicide down zere last year. Mob-shooting. Ze ghost vas, er, my imagination. Anyvay *leans closer* It iz my belief zat ze people who are tring to kill our client heve mafia connections. Apparently, Mr. Turner hes not been in ze cellar much. Zeese 'rival bar owners', as zey heve dubbed zemselves, are tring to make sure zat Mr. Turner never discovers ze... remains. Vould you like to see zem?

See what? remains..
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

You did not hear anyzing. Go beck to your drink!
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

You can't tell me something then expect me to become un-interested c'mon..tell me..please budd??..3 drinks for my friend Sem please.
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I. Masofti
Duely Elected Alpha Male of The Community of Retired Pornstars

*Walks into the bar, strolls past Semartica and makes full eye contact. Satisfied Sem didn't recognize him, sits down at a table.*

"Barkeep, a shot glass and a bottle of Mescal please."

*Looks around for a sweet young thing to shere his Agave Worm with.*
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

I vas talking to Mr. Maguire. But, for vodka, I vill tell you.

Perhaps ze locals know somezing I don't....

I am employed by Tom Maguire to investigate crimainal activity, or votever his clients vish him to investigate. Ze owner of zis bar received an anonomus death threat zat he precieved to be from a rival bar. I, however, have reason to belive zat zere vas a murder in zis very bar, and ze mafia iz..... Vait, how do I know zat you are trustvorthy? And vhy do people keep calling me 'Sem', or 'Semartica'?
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Nutterstown
General of DSP

Erm..*gets up and runs out of bar*...
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

He..... Did not hear enough.. Did he?

*Looks around at I. Masofti*

Vhy do you look vaugley familiar?
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I. Masofti
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It's probably the vodka. I wouldn't worry about it. People are always thinking I look familiar.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*walks in the bar, notices a man that goes by the name of IM over in the corner, man he looks familiar*

Hey Mikail you wouldn't have any 299 proof vodka stashed in a flask that your willing to share would ya? I sure could use a triple strong shot right about now."
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Never go anyvere vithout it.

*Pours a triple shot for parrrrtay and a double shot for himself.*

How is life?
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Major sinus headache going on here, thought that triple shot might knock it outta me! Thanks...you're the best! So what do you think of this glass elevator that everyone is stuck in?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

I zink zey should widen it. Ve seem to be getting more passengers every day. Perheps zey should also install a towel rack....
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Ylling


Semartica
May 31 2005, 05:14 PM
Never go anyvere vithout it.

*Pours a triple shot for parrrrtay and a double shot for himself.*

How is life?

"Oi!" Albert yelled. "Only drinks purchased in this bar can be consumed therein!"
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*tosses a 100 dollar bill at Albert*
It's always about the money

Yes I agree a towel rack would be nice! At least now we know if a fire breaks out we shall not burn!
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beeselbub


*Walks into the bar, looks around, and walks to an empty seat at the bar.*
"Looks like an interesting group here.... I think I'll fit in nicely."
*puts $100.00 bill on bar*
Bartender.... I'll have a Macallan 18 on the rocks, & a water back please. :D
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Vhy is everyone paying 100s? You must be a rich man, Mr. Turner. And vere iz my employer.... He vas supposed to meet me. Although I must say you have made a more zen suitable replacement, my dear red-haired godess.
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PapaC
0.5 Steamie; 0.5 FBB

Posted ImageAn odd-looking character trundles into the bar with a handcart.
Albert? Hello, I'm Terry Dactyl. PapaC sent me over from Scatania with a delivery for you. Here's three cases of 30-year-old Glensporrangie - no charge. If you'll sign here please, I'll nip out to the dray and get the Glenkiltie Highland Spring Water.

Making his way back towards the door, Terry spots a customer at the bar with a very strange drink.

gu sealladh saelbh oirnn!
Posted Image The Macallan with ice Posted Image
mo nàire ort!
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beeselbub


* A man has just delivered a few cases of a 30 yr single malt scotch*
"Glensporrangie? I've never heard of that particulat brand. I wonder if it is any good".

Excuse me sir, My name is beeselbub, and I couldn't help but notice the Glensporrangie
Scotch you just delivered. I've never heard of it before, and I'm always looking to expand my horizons.....Can you tell me about it?
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PapaC
0.5 Steamie; 0.5 FBB

*Terry shakes his new-found acquaintance warmly by the hand*
My word, you look a bit green around the gills. Is that your natural colouring, or have you been drinking bad French brandy?

Anyway, about the golden nectar - I am delighted you asked. *Terry produces a bottle from somewhere about his person* A gift for you from the Royal Cellars of Scatania ... enjoy it. Take it neat or with a small splash of soft water (never ice - a sh́orraidh!). Glenkiltie is the ideal water complement - it comes from the same spring in the highlands of Scatania that the distillery draws its supply from. So you see, it isn't Scotch - it is the finest Scatanian single malt and a worthy rival for the best in the world.

Glensporrangie is pronounced with a hard first G and a soft second. "Glen" as in great or good, "angie" as in gentle or giant. The syllabic emphasis is on the 'sporr', never on the 'ang' - so it isn't Glensporrangie, it's Glensporrangie. Roll the sound around on your tongue, and follow it with the golden liquid itself. Let the pungent, earthy aroma of peat smoke explode on your taste buds, accompanied by the sweet nuttiness of barley and the delicate perfume of heathery spring water.

The award-winning Scatanian Whiskies range from the rich, pungent 10-year-old to the smooth and exceptionally rare 50-year-old. It is rumoured that in a dark corner of the palace cellar there are a few 400-year-old bottles lovingly stored away by PapaC from the very first output of the ancient distillery in 1602.

Further historical background on PapaC and the Tartan Kingdom of Scatania can be found
HERE
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"Well it sounds good but in my opinion it is missing a couple *r's*!"
Glensporrrrangie
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PapaC
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parrrrtay
Jun 7 2005, 11:31 AM
"Well it sounds good but in my opinion it is missing a couple *r's*!"
Glensporrrrangie

Always happy to see more of your r's Parrrrtay ;)
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

PapaC
Jun 7 2005, 01:28 PM
parrrrtay
Jun 7 2005, 11:31 AM
"Well it sounds good but in my opinion it is missing a couple *r's*!"
Glensporrrrangie

Always happy to see more of your r's Parrrrtay ;)

Now you see what all that vintage Glensporrangie has gone and done for you...I think I am safer sticking with the Creme de Menthe... :unsure:
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Don't you mean...
Crrrreme de Menthe? :whistle:
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Eeesh! Too many different kinds of drinks. I vill stick vith vodka.... Or perhaps vhiskey. Now zat iz an idea. Barkeep! A bottle please.
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Ylling


Arthur serves everyone. He confiscates Mikhal's hip flask, pours it down the sink and returns it to him.
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