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| ACT Bar; Proprietors: Albert and Clady Turner | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM (962 Views) | |
| Ylling | Apr 3 2005, 11:32 AM Post #1 |
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Albert Turner looks around his new bar. It had a Viking hall style interior, with wooden tables, chairs and a big, roaring fire. There are some pool tables and two darts boards. The exterior is wooden panelled, with a mock thatch roof. "Step up to the oche! Who's up for darts?" he calls out. |
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| The 13th Firefly | Apr 3 2005, 01:46 PM Post #2 |
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*walks in and looks around* Nice place, Ylling! I like the style and theme. |
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| Ylling | Apr 4 2005, 08:44 AM Post #3 |
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"Who's this Ylling fellow? The name's Albert- I come from Ylling. But there's no person called Ylling, unless she's won a beauty contest!". |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 4 2005, 12:13 PM Post #4 |
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General of DSP
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Watto!!..got any drinks!? :shooters |
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| Semartica | Apr 4 2005, 02:47 PM Post #5 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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Ze place looks fine... But ze drinks are vot metter! Vodka! Errrr... No, I am vorking. Albert, komrade, may I search ze place? |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 4 2005, 02:48 PM Post #6 |
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General of DSP
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oh..spiffing idea! can we search? |
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| Semartica | Apr 4 2005, 06:22 PM Post #7 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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Let me see some I.D. hmmm? |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 5 2005, 09:10 AM Post #8 |
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General of DSP
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oh okay..*we hear the click of several pistol hammers*..just a leetle drink?? :lol: :shooters ..its allll good.. |
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| Ylling | Apr 6 2005, 03:50 PM Post #9 |
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"You can, Vladmir, yes. Everyone else, please put the weapons away". |
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| Semartica | Apr 6 2005, 05:43 PM Post #10 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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Zank you. It iz Vlodmekov. Mikhail Vlodmekov. *Proceeds to explore the back rooms.* |
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| Semartica | Apr 10 2005, 09:13 PM Post #11 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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*Vlodmekov steps into the foreboding darkness of the cellars, the last place to look before heading back to HQ. He shivers at an unexplained draft, and tries to block out the sounds of water dripping, they have a creepy feel.* How does zis man manage to go down here every night? *His footsteps echo, joining the dripping sounds in a a frigid courus that ghosts hear. Ghosts of better times, warmer times...* How old iz zis place, anyvay? *His already freezing blood goes sub-zero. In front of him he sees two skeletons, clutching bottles and grinning up at him, inviting him to join them in hell, where the drink is fatal but always tasty. Fear spreads from his chest to his limbs. It paralises him, stopping the thought forming in his mind: You vere a KGB agent! You haff delt out death, it's presence should not frighten yo- A slight of anger festers in him. He grabs a skeletal jaw and rips it off, fire in his eyes. Heavy purfume hits him in the face like a bowling ball pitched from a tennis ball-launcer. He sees a glimse of a face, very much alive and full of unearthy light. She is not smiling. Not wasting a second of time, he dashes upstairs, sprints past a confused Albert Turner, and heads tword the magic shop, never slowing, only thinking that there was a lot more to this then just a rival bar trying to eliminate competition.* |
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| sexanddope | Apr 11 2005, 09:17 AM Post #12 |
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** swirls into bar *** Right gents, just because I enjoy a drink in a bar does not make me any less a lady OK? ** Stares around bar ** I will have a large glass of port, and the first one to giggle gets the painful end of my heels in his delicate parts. |
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| Ylling | Apr 11 2005, 09:28 AM Post #13 |
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"Here you go ma'am. A glass of Ylling Brown", Albert says and hands the drink over. |
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| sexanddope | Apr 11 2005, 09:50 AM Post #14 |
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Thank you Albert, you look vaguely familiar. Anyway excuse my less than courteous entrance but sometimes it is useful to lay the groundrules in these places. |
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| Semartica | Apr 11 2005, 01:10 PM Post #15 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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*Vlodmekov strides in.* Albert! How old iz zis bar, and ven did you buy it? |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 11 2005, 01:34 PM Post #16 |
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General of DSP
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I'll buy..i work in the coffee house but i buy drinks here...c'mon join me :lol2: :shooters |
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| sexanddope | Apr 11 2005, 03:14 PM Post #17 |
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Cheers Nutter! Seems I am saying that regularly around here .
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| Ylling | Apr 12 2005, 06:31 AM Post #18 |
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"Ah, groundrules" Albert thought. "No punching up, no chucking up and no avoiding paying up. Oh, and don't break anything". Albert walks out and writes the rules on the chalkboard near the oche. |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 12 2005, 08:43 AM Post #19 |
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General of DSP
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Well...i'm here to help :cool: ...always have always will too
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| htz3 | Apr 12 2005, 04:17 PM Post #20 |
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Former Delegate Member of COG
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Comes strolling into the bar. Unbuckels his belt and asks Albert: "Do I check my colt in I hear you have a no fire arms policy?" "While your at it do have any Harps Lager? I haven't had one in awhile and it sounds like it would be very taste right now." See's dope and tips his hat to the lady. "You two both seem familiar for some reason." |
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| sexanddope | Apr 13 2005, 09:15 AM Post #21 |
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*Smiles* Hi Htz, you know this place is starting to feel real homely!
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| Nutterstown | Apr 13 2005, 09:45 AM Post #22 |
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General of DSP
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Can I get anyone else a drink??...its wednesday(one more day and its the end of the week) :hb: |
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| kloister | Apr 13 2005, 09:46 AM Post #23 |
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...
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Another new bar eh!..Looks interesting in a nordic sort of way... *Emperor Kloister wanders into the ACT Bar and pulls up a stool at the bar...* Albert is it?..Have any Creme de Menthe my good man?.. |
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| Nutterstown | Apr 13 2005, 12:32 PM Post #24 |
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General of DSP
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I'll get it..i'm feeling.....lucky today :cool: |
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| Ylling | Apr 13 2005, 03:25 PM Post #25 |
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Albert serves everyone. "That's right, it is a no firearms policy", he replies. |
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