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The Irish Priest
Topic Started: Mar 17 2005, 08:13 PM (32 Views)
Caer Rialis
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An Irish priest was driving down to New York and got stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smelled alcohol on the priest's breath, and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He asked, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," replied the priest.

The trooper asked, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looked at the bottle and answered, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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parrrrtay
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Good one CR!

Here is another Irish one:

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner, and much to his horror, he ses a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later, he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to stop. The officer , approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid-sentence and says, "Fer chris' sakes, Padddy, that's yer air freshener!"
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