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Crazy Women Drivers
Topic Started: Feb 19 2005, 09:22 PM (101 Views)
Caer Rialis
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This morning as I was tooling down the expressway to work, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned a senstive spot of my anatomy, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Crazy women drivers!!
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

ROFL good one! :lol:
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papapatagonia
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The Crazyest driver I've ever seen is an Ex-girlfriend of mine that I'm still good friends with, Jasmine. Started out as a fantastic girl, private school, had everything, but threw it for parties and weed, and now has a boyfriend who only goes out with her for three things(And Two of them about four inches above the bellybutton), and works in a "Exotic" Nightclub on Elizibeth St.
But hey, life turns out like that sometimes, dunnit?

But she thinks she is pretty Red-hot of a driver, so she took a corner most people take at about 60-75 Kmph, At 190 in her hotted up Datsun 120Y, and Predictibly Lost it like ADHD child on Caffine Injections, And embedded a Steel post in her car.

And the stupid thing? She Still thinks she's Red-hot, and blames the car.

Jaz, Love you dearly and all that, but sweets, but put a pedal under your foot, and a wheel in your hand, and your running on the same level of inteligence As a influential leader who we shall call, for legal Reasons, "Beorge Gush"
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tsrill
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I doubt that Beorg Gush is that stupid...one would think that drivers like that are going to get rooted out by evolution sooner or later...

-Tsrill
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Semartica
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I hate to say it, but I always feel a lot safer in a car driven by a woman then by a man. Or be me, for that matter.
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The 13th Firefly


Hehehe... funny, but I agree with ^ :D
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papapatagonia
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I don't really mind, as long as I still have a pulse at the end of the journey.
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Yulia
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Never get in the car with me, then, Atag . I'm predicting I'll be the worst driver in New Mexico (saying a whole lot there) and we get to find out in April.
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papapatagonia
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Well, If I'm ever in the area, I'll drop by and go for a drive, and we shall see!
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

lol funny quote from Freaks and Geeks '' I always say Girl + Car = Dead Animal''
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