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JT's All Things Nautical; For all your boating and fishing needs
Topic Started: Jan 24 2005, 09:47 PM (687 Views)
Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Walks in.*

Hello Mr. Tarr, I am Mikhail Vlodmekov. I am interested in purchasing somezing in a speed-boat. Vot iz ze fastest von you have?
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

We have the fastest boat in TSP for sale at our marina.

She is called the "Crazy Banana" for obvious reasons.

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Would you like to take a test ride?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Vhy not?
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

*Takes Semartica's Drivers License and Passport as colateral. Tosses him the keys*

"Have fun and don't forget to buckle up!"
:)
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

I vill be back in 24 hours.

*Picks up a lunchbox with three bacon sandwiches, a bottle of vodka, a tuppelware container stuffed with deviled eggs and large bag of Keebler Elf cookies and steps on board.*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Having spent most of the day provisioning and getting things "ship shape", JT and Leslie set the dinning table for the welcome of their guests Liarq and Parrrrtay who should be arriving shortly.

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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

*Passes Leslie a glass*

"Well my dear, it appears our gets are going to be a bit late. It would be silly to waste all this food and champagne so CHEERS" ;)


*Looks at his watch*

"It seems that Semartica is a bit late in returning from his test drive with our banana boat." And he's not responding to my radio calls. Never a dull moment around TSP, that's for sure." :angry:
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*A yellow bolt apperas on the horizon, then is suddenley at the dock.*

Zat vas fast! I vent all ze bvay back to Russia! I vill take it!!!!!
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Kaselande
Defence Guru

can you find me something in a torpedo patrol boat?

and also can I get a fishing licence here?

I want to get me some blue crabs
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Curlyhoward
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we alllllllll float down here.....

It's all things naughty??? B)
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Curlyhoward
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we alllllllll float down here.....

ooooopsie, wrong store.

i was looking for a revealing Teddy for the chandelier party Friday nite. I looked quickly and thought it said 'It's All Things Naughty.'

Oh well, maybe i'll buy a yacht to bring the party to the sea! You have anything that comes with chandeliers???
:cool:
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I. Masofti
Duely Elected Alpha Male of The Community of Retired Pornstars

*pulls up on his Harley, walls inside and notices a fairly thick coating of dust on everything.*

"Hello?? anyone here? Ahoy!!!!!!"

*Finds a pen and paper and writes a note.*

"I am planning to film a pirate movie here. I am in need of a suitable ship for a period of 6 months. The vessel will require a competent crew who will be paid scale as extras in addition to their standard pay. Please contact me at CRPS headquarters.
I. Masofti"

*gets back on his bike and continues looking around his new home.*
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*wanders around looking for a trap door* :whistle:

Maybe it is behind this couch...
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TinyVillages
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"My Life As A Poolboy" -- an autobiography

*jumps up from behind couch* boo!

Shay, didn't expect to see you here--or I would have shown up sooner.
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I. Masofti
Duely Elected Alpha Male of The Community of Retired Pornstars

ummmmmm the trap door is over by the scuba compressor. It was rather rotted and I found it the hard way earlier. :angry:
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Hi TV :blush:

Oh so that must by why you are limping IM!? Maybe this will help to make it all better... :kiss:
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TinyVillages
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"My Life As A Poolboy" -- an autobiography

Thansk, IM.

So, Shay, what's say you and I check out the trap door together? I'll go first and help you down. Stay close; who knows what might happen?
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

OK....if hold my hand and promise to catch me if I <TRIP>!
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TinyVillages
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"My Life As A Poolboy" -- an autobiography

*reaches out and pulls Shay up*

Hm, a bad scrape on that knee. Let me help. :kiss:

*lifts Shay up in both arms* I'll just carry you a bit. I see a light
on up ahead.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"OMG I am afraid of heights, and you are sooooooooooo tall!"
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TinyVillages
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Oh, not really. :blush:

You won't fall, but hold on as tightly as you need to.

Maybe this is the World Underground Badger lair. Or a secret hideout JT would use to escape customers.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

If you knew JT then you would know we might find a 'secret harem' down here! :lol: :P B)

*snuggles closer and holds on tighter*
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I. Masofti
Duely Elected Alpha Male of The Community of Retired Pornstars

There's no justice...JT has a secret harem and I can't get a date for coffee. :(
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"Excuse me for a moment TV"

*takes IM by the hand and leads him over to Fudgie's Coffee House* :hug:
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TinyVillages
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parrrrtay
Jun 1 2005, 06:39 PM
If you knew JT then you would know we might find a 'secret harem' down here! :lol:  :P  B)

*snuggles closer and holds on tighter*

JT had a secret harem? Couldn't have known you or
he wouldn't have even wanted one. :wub:

Come back when you can, I'll wait for you.
Thinks, if you come back...

*sits on an old crate and munches on some rhubarb*
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