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Top 11 Geek break-up lines
Topic Started: Jan 17 2005, 07:28 AM (128 Views)
Fudgie
Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager

Geek Break Up Lines


11. (A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.

10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.

6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)...

4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out.

3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it?

2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking
for someone more feminine

1. So long and thanks for all the fish.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Number 1 is my personal favourite...Just a shame I will never get to use it... ;)
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

I like number 8 :wacko:
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Aurellis
Fugitive From the Fashion Police

Change "Half-Life 2" to "Halo 2" in #10, and that'd be the perfect one for me. Or, #8 would work as-is.

Now, all I need is a girlfriend... :P
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

Too darn funny, Fudgie, but I'm more partial to the break-up of Peter and Kitty in Excaliber 98.
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Michu
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What's really sad, I'll probably be able to use that fish line at some point.

Aurellis, I'm always available ^_^ :P :wub:
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

caer_rialis
Jan 29 2005, 04:01 PM
Too darn funny, Fudgie, but I'm more partial to the break-up of Peter and Kitty in Excaliber 98.

It was never ment to be.... Although they did go right back together in Astonishing X-men #8 I belive, or mabye #5.
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tsrill
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:lol: Very...useful :unsure:
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Caer Rialis
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Semartica
Jan 31 2005, 09:52 PM
It was never ment to be.... Although they did go right back together in Astonishing X-men #8 I belive, or mabye #5.

Ahem, Peter's back. He and Kitty are in turmoil about one another
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Turmiols not going to last long. Of course Marvel is going to put them back together.
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Caer Rialis
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Well, by turmoil, I meant both were thinking, "Does she/he love me? Do I love her/him? Oh, what must she/he think of me?"

I tell you, Wolverine's psyche is so much easier to handle. "I like beer"
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Saturnistine
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Fudgie
Jan 17 2005, 07:28 AM
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

Just for that line I'm dating a Nova Scotian seaman.
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

caer_rialis
Feb 1 2005, 02:14 PM
Well, by turmoil, I meant both were thinking, "Does she/he love me? Do I love her/him? Oh, what must she/he think of me?"

I tell you, Wolverine's psyche is so much easier to handle. "I like beer"

I would disagree with that, accually. I mean, if you look at his past, he had a rather tragic life.

Wolverine Rules. As does Colussus. As do the rest of the X-men.
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Aurellis
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Personally, I prefer Iron Man or the Cap. But, if I have to choose an X-Man, it's probably be Gambit.

And Micu, you just want me to further your plans for world domination. I'll not be used like that... ... ...

How's Friday at 7 sound? :D
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Being a Wolverine fan, you could imagine I'm not so big on Gambit. I used to loathe him, now I just kind of dislike him.
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And Micu, you just want me to further your plans for world domination. I'll not be used like that... ... ...

How's Friday at 7 sound? 


Superb! Should I wear a dress?

Ooh! I just remembered a Geek Pick-up line I learned in Calculus!

<<Hey baby, can I estimate the area under your curves?>>

*sigh* Doc, you sly fox...
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Slackervania
Sexy Succubus

Man, this takes me back. In the AD&D game I was in, in New Orleans, we made up our own dice rules for characters having sex. Yes, it happened, more often than you'd think. After several months, we started referring to our real life relationships under the same dice rules. Whenever one of us had a nasty breakup, the comment always was, "Well, they failed their roll on the d**k/tit dice."
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