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| Top 11 Geek break-up lines | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 17 2005, 07:28 AM (128 Views) | |
| Fudgie | Jan 17 2005, 07:28 AM Post #1 |
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Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager
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Geek Break Up Lines 11. (A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? R (A)bort, ®etry, (F)ail? F Relationship failed. 10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities. 9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm. 8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal. 7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists. 6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos. 5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)... 4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not going to work out. 3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the shrink wrap I can't return it? 2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine 1. So long and thanks for all the fish. |
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| kloister | Jan 17 2005, 08:23 AM Post #2 |
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...
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Number 1 is my personal favourite...Just a shame I will never get to use it...
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| parrrrtay | Jan 17 2005, 08:35 AM Post #3 |
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...
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I like number 8 :wacko: |
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| Aurellis | Jan 17 2005, 06:23 PM Post #4 |
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Fugitive From the Fashion Police
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Change "Half-Life 2" to "Halo 2" in #10, and that'd be the perfect one for me. Or, #8 would work as-is. Now, all I need is a girlfriend...
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| Caer Rialis | Jan 29 2005, 04:01 PM Post #5 |
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Asleep
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Too darn funny, Fudgie, but I'm more partial to the break-up of Peter and Kitty in Excaliber 98. |
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| Michu | Jan 31 2005, 10:49 PM Post #6 |
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What's really sad, I'll probably be able to use that fish line at some point. Aurellis, I'm always available
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| Semartica | Jan 31 2005, 10:52 PM Post #7 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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It was never ment to be.... Although they did go right back together in Astonishing X-men #8 I belive, or mabye #5. |
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| tsrill | Feb 1 2005, 03:58 AM Post #8 |
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:lol: Very...useful
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| Caer Rialis | Feb 1 2005, 07:07 AM Post #9 |
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Asleep
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Ahem, Peter's back. He and Kitty are in turmoil about one another |
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| Semartica | Feb 1 2005, 01:21 PM Post #10 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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Turmiols not going to last long. Of course Marvel is going to put them back together. |
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| Caer Rialis | Feb 1 2005, 02:14 PM Post #11 |
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Asleep
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Well, by turmoil, I meant both were thinking, "Does she/he love me? Do I love her/him? Oh, what must she/he think of me?" I tell you, Wolverine's psyche is so much easier to handle. "I like beer" |
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| Saturnistine | Feb 1 2005, 10:33 PM Post #12 |
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Evil Scientist
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Just for that line I'm dating a Nova Scotian seaman. |
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| Semartica | Feb 1 2005, 11:03 PM Post #13 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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I would disagree with that, accually. I mean, if you look at his past, he had a rather tragic life. Wolverine Rules. As does Colussus. As do the rest of the X-men. |
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| Aurellis | Feb 2 2005, 01:31 PM Post #14 |
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Fugitive From the Fashion Police
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Personally, I prefer Iron Man or the Cap. But, if I have to choose an X-Man, it's probably be Gambit. And Micu, you just want me to further your plans for world domination. I'll not be used like that... ... ... How's Friday at 7 sound?
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| Semartica | Feb 2 2005, 04:47 PM Post #15 |
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Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.
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Being a Wolverine fan, you could imagine I'm not so big on Gambit. I used to loathe him, now I just kind of dislike him. |
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| Michu | Feb 2 2005, 05:44 PM Post #16 |
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Superb! Should I wear a dress? Ooh! I just remembered a Geek Pick-up line I learned in Calculus! <<Hey baby, can I estimate the area under your curves?>> *sigh* Doc, you sly fox... |
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| Slackervania | Feb 2 2005, 07:12 PM Post #17 |
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Sexy Succubus
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Man, this takes me back. In the AD&D game I was in, in New Orleans, we made up our own dice rules for characters having sex. Yes, it happened, more often than you'd think. After several months, we started referring to our real life relationships under the same dice rules. Whenever one of us had a nasty breakup, the comment always was, "Well, they failed their roll on the d**k/tit dice." |
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