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Witty things to say when the plane's going down
Topic Started: Jan 3 2005, 04:08 AM (112 Views)
Saturnistine
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Admit it, should the occasion come up we don't want to be stuck with nothing good to say. None of us wants to be that guy.

So a random woman on doomed plane stands up, yells 'Who can make a real woman out of me in my final moments?'
Enthusiastic guy stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her 'I can. Iron this!!'

Thank you very much. If only the chicks went down this easy...
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tsrill
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Ah, the times when men were real men, women where real women and small furry creatures from alpha centauri were real small furry creatures from alpha centauri...
:eyes:
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Fudgie
Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager

*raises an eyebrow*

I have a few things to say to that one.

1. Just remember that biblicly speaking, God created man first. Don't you always make a rough copy, before the masterpiece?

2. Men are only useful for 1 thing. But all in all, you really have to think how important parallel parking truly is.

:P
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Caer Rialis
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Fudgie
Jan 3 2005, 08:19 AM
2. Men are only useful for 1 thing. But all in all, you really have to think how important parallel parking truly is.

Hey, what abut squishing bugs, opening jars, and making women swoon :w00t:
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Jack_Tarr
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*TSP's DOM peers in at the thread*

" Naaaaaah, its a New Year, I'll just let it be."

:halo:
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

caer_rialis
Jan 3 2005, 10:59 AM
Fudgie
Jan 3 2005, 08:19 AM
2. Men are only useful for 1 thing.  But all in all, you really have to think how important parallel parking truly is.

Hey, what abut squishing bugs, opening jars, and making women swoon :w00t:

at my house I squash the bugs and open the jars!
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 02:21 PM
caer_rialis
Jan 3 2005, 10:59 AM
Fudgie
Jan 3 2005, 08:19 AM
2. Men are only useful for 1 thing.  But all in all, you really have to think how important parallel parking truly is.

Hey, what abut squishing bugs, opening jars, and making women swoon :w00t:

at my house I squash the bugs and open the jars!

Sure, but do you make yourself swoon :P ??
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Elizabiethian
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Liarg
Jan 3 2005, 02:24 PM
Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 02:21 PM
caer_rialis
Jan 3 2005, 10:59 AM
Fudgie
Jan 3 2005, 08:19 AM
2. Men are only useful for 1 thing.  But all in all, you really have to think how important parallel parking truly is.

Hey, what abut squishing bugs, opening jars, and making women swoon :w00t:

at my house I squash the bugs and open the jars!

Sure, but do you make yourself swoon :P ??

I dont think that's possible?!
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

At least you have that badger guy to do that for you..... ;)
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

speaking of him,do you know where he is?
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 02:29 PM
speaking of him,do you know where he is?

I kidnapped him and buried him alive in a twinkie box.....I figured that after a while you would forget about him and run off with me..... :P

No really, its not my day to keep up with him. I think that Fidei is supposed to be watching out for him today and tomorrow. I got him on Thursday.... :lol:


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Elizabiethian
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Liarg
Jan 3 2005, 02:32 PM
Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 02:29 PM
speaking of him,do you know where he is?

I kidnapped him and buried him alive in a twinkie box.....I figured that after a while you would forget about him and run off with me..... :P

No really, its not my day to keep up with him. I think that Fidei is supposed to be watching out for him today and tomorrow. I got him on Thursday.... :lol:

:lol: ROFL :lol:
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Saturnistine
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:unsure: I was gonna add in another line to say, probably something corny like "At least we left an impression".
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"Stuartist!, a Martini please... shaken, not stirred."
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Benraino
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Oh My god I am dead!
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 08:35 PM
Liarg
Jan 3 2005, 02:32 PM
Elizabiethian
Jan 3 2005, 02:29 PM
speaking of him,do you know where he is?

I kidnapped him and buried him alive in a twinkie box.....I figured that after a while you would forget about him and run off with me..... :P

No really, its not my day to keep up with him. I think that Fidei is supposed to be watching out for him today and tomorrow. I got him on Thursday.... :lol:

:lol: ROFL :lol:

You guys kill me all over...

Its funny what you come across when you least expect it... :lol2:

:kiss: For you my Lizzie...

:P For you Liarg...

I was totally unawares that...'They sought me here, they sought me there...'

:bb:
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papapatagonia
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EC Enforcer turned Mercenary

I just remember once I Was at a party, Shockingly drunk, and some drunk Girl was Hurling abuse in my direction, and she said Something about how That people like me were the reason that God created the great flood, and killed them all off.
So I turned to her slowly, and gave her a Three Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster look(In other words, a rather unsteady one) and Shouted at the top of my lungs
"YOU OWE ME A RIB, BITCH!"

And then in my drunken Victory dance, Cause I viewed myself as having won that little bout, I knocked her into the pool. Sorry 'bout that.
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