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Train Ride; ...ticket please
Topic Started: Dec 31 2004, 01:30 PM (64 Views)
parrrrtay
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Three women and three men are traveling by train to a out of town Detroit Lions game. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. Watch and you'll see," answers one of the women. They all board the train. The men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The men saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the Detroit Lions game (in which the Detroit Lions won of course), the men decide to copy the women on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.

To their astonishment, the women don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one perplexed man.

"Watch and you'll see," answered one of the women. When they board the train the three men cram into a restroom and the three women cram into another restroom nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterward, one of the women leaves her restroom and walks over to the restroom where the men are hiding. She knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
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Caer Rialis
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Good one, but, well, one inaccuracy...the Detroit Lions . . . . win? :huh: :lol2:
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tsrill
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:lol:

I know that one with ten Dutch people and ten Belgians (although I still don't know how they all would fit in the restroom)
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parrrrtay
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caer_rialis
Jan 3 2005, 11:01 AM
Good one, but, well, one inaccuracy...the Detroit Lions . . . . win? :huh: :lol2:

I was waiting to see who would catch the joke inside the joke!!!! B)
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Benraino
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huh kinda like the Buffalo Bills going to the superbowl :lol:
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