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Betrothal Bash at The Playhouse; The Engagement of PapaC and J Delight
Topic Started: Nov 29 2004, 11:40 PM (2,603 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*During the song...Bob reaches the bar hails the bartender...*

Bob hails the bartender

*Kloister & Mr Jones both nod Bob and signal that his song is coming to an end and with that he takes his pint of bitter returns to the safety of his DJ deck...*

Too true...Too True...And on with the dancing...As requested by JD...Just hope that MF is not going to take this one too literally...Ahh Haaaa!..

Pat Benetar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot

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Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But that's O.K., see if I care!
Knock me down, it's all in vain
I'll get right back on my feet again!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Come On, Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Back to Barry for another classic smootchie...So go and grab your partners and get right up close...And maybe the 'Cheese' line is not as slick as I first thought...Thinking about switching it to 'Eggs'...

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*Microphone fades out...*

Barry White - Baby We Better Try To Get It Together

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Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...
Ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...ooh...

(We better try)
(Try to get ourselves together, baby)
Oh, we, oh, we better try
Try to get ourselves together, baby

Oh, girl, I swear I've got to talk to you
There's something that I feel we need to do
Let's take the time to try to figure out
What's happened to us, baby, what's it all about

We're getting further from each other every day
We can't just sit by and watch love walk away
If we don't try to save the love we got
Once we lose it, girl, we're gonna lose a lot

Oh, we, oh, we better, girl, try
Try to get ourselves, baby
We, oh, we better, girl, try
Try to get ourselves, baby

We've had it hard, we've had it cold, we've had it rough
It never changed a thing between the two of us
We always found a way to face it all together
We need each other now, darling, more than ever

We've got to find the love we used to know
Oh, if we find that love we'll learn to let it go
Oh, what a shame if we lose all that
'Cause once we lose it, girl, we never get it back

Girl, we better, oh, try
Try to get ourselves, baby
We, oh, we better, oh, try
Try to get ourselves, baby

We, oh, we better

We're getting further from each other every day
Oh, we can't just sit by and watch love walk away
If we don't try to save the love we got
Once we lose it, girl, we're gonna lose a lot

Oh, we, we better try
Try to get ourselves, baby
We, oh, we better try
Try to get ourselves, baby

We, oh, we better try
Try to get ourselves, baby
We, oh, we better try
Try to get ourselves, baby

We, oh, we better try
(Try to get ourselves, baby)
(We better try)
(Try to get ourselves, baby)

(We better try)
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PapaC
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There is a young lady dancing with a chap in the corner in VERY different styles of boogie.
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With a dress that colour, it can only be Parrrrtay, but just WHO is her mystery partner? Surely not JT? Benny? He spins and spins and spins ... so much spin it could almost be Tony Blair.

"Hey Parrrrtay! Nice moves girl, but who's that on his head? He's spinning too fast for me to see from here."
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

This one is dedicated to Commander Kreft...What a wonderful outfit you have on this evening sir...You have outdone yourself...No really you have...No you have...You have...YOU HAVE...FOR THE LOVE OF...

From whence it came...

ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man

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Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit,black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain't missin'not a single thing.
And cufflinks, stick pin,baby
when I step out I'm gonna do you in.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Top coat, top hat,
I don't worry coz my wallet's fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

There is so much love in the air...I may even feel like singing again a little later...Or then again...Maybe not such a good idea...

The Beatles - And I Love Her

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I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her

She gives me ev'rything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

A love like ours
Could never die
As long as i
Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her

Bright are the stars that shine
Dark is the sky
I know this love of mine
Will never die
And I love her
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

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"Hey Parrrrtay! Nice moves girl, but who's that on his head? He's spinning too fast for me to see from here."


*Peering through a heavy tequila induced haze, Jack looks at the couple dancing the night away, then looks at JD*

"I think it may be one of my seals. I did tell them to enjoy the festivities once we concluded our act. Toss a fish over there, if he stops dancing to grab it we'll know I'm right." :blink: :shooters :wacko:
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*enters the party and looks around,then finds what she is looking for and walks towards kloister*
would you care to dance?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

kloister
Dec 14 2004, 05:54 AM
*During the song...Bob reaches the bar hails the bartender...*

Bitter? Vot iz zis?

*Looks over at Wachovia for help.*
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Wachovia Coalition
visitor from the East Pacific

*Kreft smiles at the song dedication and bows slightly to the DJ. He turns to those next to him.*

Ha, the gentleman is too kind.

*the aide comes over from the ice bar to refill the DJs English bitter*

No worries, sir. I've got the bitters covered.
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Wachovia Coalition
visitor from the East Pacific

*Kreft notices the young woman looking for a dance partner and calls his aide over. The aide nods and steps to the lady's side.*

Perhaps I may have the honor? The commander surely would but he is quite unable to dance.
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

Wachovia Coalition
Dec 14 2004, 02:17 PM
*Kreft notices the young woman looking for a dance partner and calls his aide over. The aide nods and steps to the lady's side.*

Perhaps I may have the honor? The commander surely would but he is quite unable to dance.

sure,but only until kloister is able to dance.
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Wachovia Coalition
visitor from the East Pacific

*the aide bows slightly*

Of course. The commander informed me you were seeking another. He simply didn't want to see you standing there waitng after such a declaration.

*extending his arms, the aide leads her in an intricate dance common in the coalition that borrows from the formal ballrooms of ancient Verlotion kingdom*

You are a natural.
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"I have no idea who that or what that is spinning around, 'it' just came by my table and I got caught up in the whirl-wind.":blink:

"Oh, Bride to be!!!! I do not look good in red pickled pigs feet, it clashes with my red hair!"
*said while tossing lemon and blueberry tarts at JD*
"I sure hope PapaC is a licker"
*spots a jar of strawberry JAM and heads that way*
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*JD and PC take their time coming from the dance floor after And I Love Her...*

Well, I wasn't really going to throw those pig's feet at Shay, just hand her one... in case she was hungry. And anyway, that song <winks to him> put me off the whole food fight thing. for now... <shifty eyes>

*Overhearing Jori's comment, she thinks to herself that he has OBVIOUSLY never danced with the Commander...*

Kreft, I happen to know that is patently untrue, and I have the photos to prove it! :lol:
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Wachovia Coalition
visitor from the East Pacific

*Kreft smiles*

I have indulged in the past. I would not speak of it except to defend a frends honor, but I have for some time had an injury in my leg and though I have the ability to dance it is less than comfortable. In recent months, this injury has made even that quite impossible.

But enought of that. What will you each have to drink?
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But wait.... what's this????


Who's a tart?

(excuse me hon, she says ducking behind PC and Kreft)

*Reaches for a plate of shrimp puffs and...*

<WHAP!>

See food? :lol:

<bark bark bark> goes the seal (aha! It was a seal!)

Kreft, can you hand me that seltzer bottle and grenadine? Thanks! ;)

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*JUmps on the bar and in her best John Belushi voice yells...*

Fooooooood Fiiiiiiiiight!!!

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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Hands j delight a seltzer bottle and grenadine.*

Allow me to do ze honors.

*Takes a random pie and throws it somewhere in the crowd.*
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Thanks, guy!

*takes the bottles and cranks up the Pink Squirtgun of Doooom and ooops, the nozzle was pointed in the wrong direction*

Sorry, Smarti...

*splats herself while looking into the nozzle to see what is wrong...*

Ooops again. Dang! I'm worse than Dwick with this thing!

*finally gets coordinated and looks around to find Commander Kreft has disappeared, but heheheh... Jori just isn't fast enough...*

<SPLASHttt!>
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Wachovia Coalition
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*Jori picks up a tart and tosses it J Delight's way*

I don't think you've tried THIS yet.

*when it sails past her ear and lands firmly on Papa C's nose, he turns beet red*

I'm in trouble now.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

FOOD FIGHT!..

*J Delight mimics Jon Belushi to perfection, as the food fight escalates beyond all reason. The DJ presses a rather large red button on his console and up slides the tart proof Perspex screen...*

Dedicated to all you combatants...

Lovely Stuff...

Herman's Hermits - There's A Kind Of Hush

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There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
All over the world you can hear the sounds of lovers in love
You know what I mean
Just the two of us and nobody else in sight
There's nobody else and I'm feeling good just holding you tight

So listen very carefully, Closer now and you will see what I mean
It isn't a dream
The only sound that you will hear, Is when I whisper in your ear
I love you forever and ever

There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
All over the world you can hear the sounds of lovers in love
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la

So listen very carefully, Closer now and you will see what I mean
It isn't a dream
The only sound that you will hear, Is when I whisper in your ear
I love you forever and ever

There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight
All over the world people just like us are fallin' in love
Yeah, they're fallin' in love
Hush, they're fallin' in love
Hush
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Elizabiethian
Dec 14 2004, 06:50 PM
*enters the party and looks around,then finds what she is looking for and walks towards kloister*
would you care to dance?

*Their eyes meet through the crowded Playhouse and Kloister feels that knot in the pit of his stomach...His hands go all clammy and the nervous bouncing of the right leg starts up...

My Love...You made it...Mr Jones is great company but there is only so many times that I really want to perform the Badger Boogie with him this evening...

Dance?..What a great idea...


*Kloister and his Lizzie make their way to the dance floor...Their eyes never parting and they embrace and move in time to the music...*
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PapaC
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Meanwhile, under the very nose of Bob Uppendown who continues to play the most inappropriate music you have ever heard in your life, the mayhem continues. Jam tarts rain down on the badgers who are running riot in a state of pure joy, tripping people up and trampling over everything ... Smarti is still hurling random pies into the crowd, and one catches Kloister on the ear, much to Lizzie's surprise ... JT's Seal is scoffing all the shrimp puffs and oinking contentedly ... Parrrrtay is dipping pickled pigs feet in strawberry jam and hurling them like grenades ... JD is laughing hysterically as she wields the Pink Squirtgun of Doooom ... and PC takes a huge bowl of trifle and tips it over Jori's head ... chaos reigns supreme
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Asleep

Just as the horde of badgers (which would make a sane man become insane) start to work on Mad Emperor Oscar, a lemon meringue pie soars through the air. It's trajectory is sublime, velocity greater than that of a Citroen; none can stop it. With a tremendous SPLAT!!!!! it crashes into the side of Oscar's head. He whirls abou, a madder gleam in his eyes.

What, ho? Assassins!

Wiping the meringue from his face, he leaps to the buffet cart and grabs the fried zucchini. Whirling like a dervish, he flings these sticks about the room, striking out at the unseen assassin.

Attend me, Pietro. Would you let il Magnifico fall?

Near the bar, where Aidan thought to relax (well, as best as he could with those eerie badgers surrounding his old man), he is started by Oscar's battle cry. Setting down his high-ball glass, he sighes bitterly

Well, off to work I go
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*hopping down from the bar, and giving the pie on PC's face a lick MMMmmmmmmmmm...., JD is happy to finally locate the platter of sausages and a tray of mustard sauces from around the world - the kind that make your nose go all kind of funny and then maybe snaeeze, but they taste soooo yummy on the sausages that you just have to... uhhhhhh, but I digress. Unfortunately for Darvin and Aidan, their new white shirts are dry clean only...*

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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister...Oblivious to the pies, tartlets, meringues, pigs trotters dipped in JAM, fried zuccini, sausages coated in worldwide mustard and other weird and wonderful food stuffs flying round his head...Continues to dance with the lady of his dreams...

That is until a random pie hurled by Smarti catches right in the 'lug ole' and makes him reel with suprise...Luckily Lizzie was protected from the worst of the impact and her beautiful black and white furry ball gown will live to see another day...*

Lizzie my dear...Quickly take shelter with Bob Uppendown behind his tart proof perspex shield...I have some matters of honour to attend to...

*With that Kloister arms himself with several large haggis and a tray of the finest scotch eggs...

Smarti feels the wrath of Kloister as his head is suddenly engulfed in sheeps stomach, suet and lamb's liver...*

Take that you bounder...You just happen to have challenged the National Food Fight Champion, 1984-1987, in a food fight...My friend are you insane?..

*The Badgers sensing a need for a little bit of a rest from the JAM, look upon Smarti with renewed interest and launch an offensive...

Kloister looks on from his strategic vantage point, behind one of the sturdy pillars of the Playhouse...*

Those Badgers love a bit of Haggis...I'll call them of after a while...
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