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Betrothal Bash at The Playhouse; The Engagement of PapaC and J Delight
Topic Started: Nov 29 2004, 11:40 PM (2,602 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister sees his best friend PapaC in full flow as he pelts a barrage of strawberry cream tartlets at his intended victims...The way which he shields his betrothed from the stray JAM soaked pigs trotters...Sheer Unadulterated Chivalry...With a nod to Bob, Kloister has the DJ cue up the next dedication...*

This one is dedicated by Kloister in honour of his best friend PapaC...

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Elvis Presley - Hunk of Burning Love

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Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It's burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don't know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I'm flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

It's coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please won't you help me
I feel like I'm slipping away
It's hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
I'm burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

"Has anyone seen the dessert cart?"
:shooters
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PapaC
0.5 Steamie; 0.5 FBB

As JT searches high and low for the ammunition ... sorry, dessert ... cart, Bob spies him and calls to him across the floor that is fast becoming a wasteland

"Hellooooo sailor ... Or should I say 'Ahoy there' ... I've had a request to play you something, and since I noticed you were drinking tequila, here's one to cheer you up ..."

The Eagles - Tequila Sunrise

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It's another tequila sunrise
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky,
Said goodbye
He was just a hired hand
Workin' on the dreams he planned
To try
The days go by

Ev'ry night when the sun goes down
Just another lonely boy in town
And she's out runnin' 'round

She wasn't just another woman
And I couldn't keep from comin'
On
It's been so long
Oh, and it's a hollow feelin'
When it comes down to dealin'
Friends
It never ends

Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb

It's another tequila sunrise,
This old world still looks the same,
Another frame.

mmmmmmmmm...
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j delight
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Jacky - I think the dessert cart flew past you about 10 minutes ago...<ducks another round of jammy projectiles>....

(ack - I hate when cheese grits get in my hair)

*Picks some cheesegrits from her hair and flicks them at JT.*

*Notices that the badgers find Smarti quite tasty, and yells over to him....
*

It's the haggis, just lie still and they'll be finished with you in a minute!
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!


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*Teary eyed from hearing his life's story on the sound system, JT fails to see the Whoopie Pie launched in his direction by his wicked niece JD*

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*As more and more guests are sucked into the vortex, JT thinks to himself*

"Hey clean up people...it sucks to be you!" :D
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j delight
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Whoopie pie? Oh maaan, I didn't even noticed I wasted a perfectly good whoopie pie on a fight. :eyes: <innocent eyes>

*While bending down to grab a handful of preflung goo from the floor, JD finds 5 bowls of pate' and for some reason, a box of door knobs... :huh: Wipes up a particularly colorful mass and tosses it over her shoulder indiscriminantly*


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TOOL a HOO
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*orders up a Southern Comfort*

Thanks chap...

*linger's a bit"
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Finds himself ducking behind a table and throwing sticky badgers at kloister.*

Zere iz an old sying in Russia... But I heve forgotten vot it iz.

*Has a dwarf mortar team start shooting various vegitables in kloisters general area. Unfortunately they have bad aim, and soon everyone in a 20 foot radius of kloister is covered in squash, including, ironically, Vlodmekov.
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j delight
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TOOL a HOO
Dec 15 2004, 05:05 PM
*orders up a Southern Comfort*

Thanks chap...

*linger's a bit"

There is no lingering here, my friend. :none:

*hands Toolish a blop of black pate, and gently using his arm as a catapult, winks at him and launches the pate right into the back of Smarti's head. Takes a cracker and removes the rest of the pate from Tool's hand. Then runs like hell to the DJ table to hide behind Lizzie, resplendent in her black and white fur evening gown...*
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Semartica
Dec 16 2004, 12:06 AM
*Finds himself ducking behind a table and throwing sticky badgers at kloister.*

Zere iz an old sying in Russia... But I heve forgotten vot it iz.

*Has a dwarf mortar team start shooting various vegitables in kloisters general area. Unfortunately they have bad aim, and soon everyone in a 20 foot radius of kloister is covered in squash, including, ironically, Vlodmekov.

Throwing Badgers eh!..Heaven forbid you should get covered in JAM...I just have no notion whatsoever about what the Badgers would do to you then...

*Glances over to see J Delight looking as beautiful as ever...Even with the small blob of pate hanging from her chin...As she gathers her JAM ammunition together...*
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Everyone's having a fabulous time by the sounds of it...So lets see the good times continue to roll...I just don't want to see too much of that food come my way...I suffer from all sorts of allergies and...Well...Erm...Flakey skin that's all I'll say at this particular juncture...

Let Battle Commence... ... and ... errrrm <consults a scrap of paper extracted from his trouser pocket as small change spills all over the floor>... OOOoooo damn! errrrm ahhh ... Laysay lay bone tarm roolay

The Animals - Let The Good Times Roll

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Come on baby, let the good times roll
Come on baby, let me thrill your soul
Come on baby, let the good times roll, roll all night long

Oh baby, feel so good when you're home
Come on baby, rock me all night long

Come on baby, let's close the door
Come on baby, let's rock some more
Come on baby, let the good times roll, roll all night long

Come on baby, let's close the door
Come on honey, let's rock some more
Come on baby, let the good times roll, roll all night long

Oh baby, feel so good when you're home
Come on baby, rock me all night long

Come on baby, let the good times roll
Come on baby, let me thrill your soul
Come on baby, let the good times roll, roll all night long
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

And another dedication for JD...After all it is her Bash and if you think I am gonna argue with her you've got another thing coming ;) ...

Faith Hill - The Way You Love Me

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If I could grant
You one wish
I'd wish you could see the way you kiss
Ooh, I love watching you
Baby
When you're driving me crazy

Ooh, I love the way you
Love the way you love me
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me
I only wish that you could see the way you love me
The way you love

It's not right
It's not fair
What you're missing over there
Someday I'll find a way to show you
Just how lucky I am to know you

Ooh, I love the way you
Love the way you love me
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me
I only wish that you could see the way you love me
The way you love me

You're the million reasons why
There's love reflecting in my eyes

Ooh, I love the way you
Love the way you love me
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Ooh, to feel the way I feel with your arms around me
I only wish that you could see the way you love me
The way you love me
The way you love me

Ooh, the way you love me
The way you love me
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

parrrrtay
Dec 13 2004, 05:15 PM
*A Samba with JT leaves me breathless*
*Heads over to the corner to sit with Darvin*
"I hope you did not feel neglected, I have in no way forgot your kindness, but you see I promised a dance to JT many days ago."

Of course.
Bob, could you do me the pleasure of putting on a waltz?
*Darvin bows and extends one hand to her*
Do you waltz miss?
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Military Force
Dec 16 2004, 05:57 PM
Bob, could you do me the pleasure of putting on a waltz?

MF my good man...What a stirling idea...And I have just the one for you too...

Hank Williams Sr - The Tennessee Waltz

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Dance her legs off MF!..
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Hope that everyone's ok after that?..Well good...I see that there is still plenty of food untouched on the trestle tables way over there at the back...And to get you back in the mood for more of the Food Fighting...Get a load of this...

Travis - Sing

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*Just then a huge projector screen drops down from the ceiling just to the side of the DJ desk and it sparks into life with the song video...*

OOooo...High Tech!..

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Baby, you’ve been going so crazy
Lately nothing seems to be going right
Solo, why do you have to get so low
You’re so...
You’ve been waiting in the sun too long
But if you sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing
Colder, crying on your shoulder
Hold her, and tell her everything’s gonna be fine
Surely, you’ve been going too early
Hurry ’cos no-one’s gonna be stopped
Na na na
But if you sing, sing, sing, sing sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing
Baby, there’s something going on today
But I say nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
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j delight
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Kloister... I mean Bob :eyes: You are one awesome guy!

Thanks so much

<kiss>
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*ducks from a bowl of green flying pate, thinking TaH has the right idea, so I pull up a chair next to him*

"I'll have a Southern Comfort too, please"

*waiting for drink to arrive*

"So Tools', some wild party huh?"
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parrrrtay
Dec 16 2004, 04:54 PM
"So Tools', some wild party huh?"

Hey Babe...

Sure seems to be. Its been a while for the SP.

*lifts triple SC in the air*

Cheers!
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"Cheers back at you"

*Slams my SC and orders up another one*

"Did you see Kloister and his Lizzie dance earlier? It was such a funny site to see. They were out there on the dance floor with weird and wonderful food stuffs flying round their heads. But Kloister didn't seem to mind after all he was dancing with the lady of his dreams. I have this feeling that Lizzie will be the one to catch the bouquet at the upcoming wedding! ;)
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Returns to his post.*

Enough of zat. May I serve any nearby sober people?
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Military Force
Dec 16 2004, 11:57 AM
Bob, could you do me the pleasure of putting on a waltz?
*Darvin bows and extends one hand to her*
Do you waltz miss?

"Do birds sing?"
*accepts Darvin's hand and lets him lead me to the dance floor*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

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Enough of zat. May I serve any nearby sober people?


"Shay! The Shh P doeshn't low dishcriminashion! Yoush gotta serve ush sots too."
:wacko: :shooters :wacko:
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parrrrtay
Dec 16 2004, 06:17 PM
I have this feeling that Lizzie will be the one to catch the bouquet at the upcoming wedding! ;)

Perhaps, but I would like to point out that I am lookin at one fine catch at the very moment. Another round? Shall I?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Jack_Tarr
Dec 16 2004, 07:29 PM
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Enough of zat. May I serve any nearby sober people?


"Shay! The Shh P doeshn't low dishcriminashion! Yoush gotta serve ush sots too."
:wacko: :shooters :wacko:

Ze sober come first... Ah vot ze hell.

*Pours something green and foul-smelling with smoke billowing out the top.*

ZAT should knock you off you're feet.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

That might well knock you off your feet Smarti...

Now listen to this...It'll blow your socks off

Dedicated to the CrAzY redhead currently eating that man on the dance floor...

Patsy Cline - CrAzY

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CrAzY, I'm CrAzY for feeling so lonely.
I'm CrAzY, CrAzY for feeling so blue.
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted,
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new.

Worry, why do I let myself worry?
Wond'ring, what in the world did I do?
Oh, CrAzY for thinking that my love could hold you,
I'm CrAzY for trying,
And CrAzY for crying,
And I'm CrAzY for loving you.

Oh, CrAzY for thinking that my love could hold you.
I'm CrAzY for trying,
And CrAzY for crying,
And I'm CrAzY for loving you.
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