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Club Sylicon; Come dance your bumbly-bum's off
Topic Started: Oct 19 2004, 02:12 PM (297 Views)
Hikarilight
HAPPY HARDCORE RAVER

Welcome! Club Sylica is officially open for business! Our current drink menu, last revised Tuesday, October 19, 2004, is:

Alcoholic
Hikarilight Native Brew
Hikarilight Native Punch-alcoholic version
Jello Shots of any flavor
Spiced Cappuccino


Non-alcoholic
Hikarilight Native Punch-nonalcoholic version
Sprite
Jolt Cola
Coke
Pepsi
Mt. Dew
Mt. Dew Code Red
Mt. Dew Pitch Black
Mt. Dew Livewire
CIBANAHANKOLNYWO Cola, imported from Amarius





WE ARE OPEN TO ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR ADDITIONS TO THE DRINK LISTS!!!!


And, to commemorate the opening of this fabulous club, we have the Amarian rock group Mujamacc Accahlac. Take it away! Remember, there will be no toleration of drugs of any kind!

:band

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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

What?..No Creme de Menthe!..Sacre Bleu :huh:
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PapaC
0.5 Steamie; 0.5 FBB

An enormous truck with huge wheels pulls up outside the club. The wheels are taller than the club's imposing front doors. A curious chappie jumps down from the cab and poses for a photo alongside the truck.
Posted Image Hullooo. My name's Duncan Disorderly
Duncan discards his overalls and produces a delivery note from his sporran. He looks around in vain for someone to hand the note to, and then pins it to the heavy wooden door with a skean dhu. The note reads:

Consignment Note
Glensporrangie Scatanian Highland Single Malt Whisky ..... 200 crates
Glenkiltie Highland Spring Water ........................................ 500 crates
Sherry ................................................................................. 1 bottle
No charge. Compliments of PapaC, Monarch, Tartan Kingdom of Scatania

Duncan singlehandedly offloads the two hundred crates of whisky, five hundred crates of spring water and bottle of sherry. By the time he's finished, Duncan is ready for a shower.
Posted Image Duncan freshens up
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TOOL a HOO
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SC on the rocks ;)
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*arrives at Club Sylicon with J Delight*
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"HMMMMM, sure hope we get noticed in these HOT outfits, you spot any sexy men in here yet?*

"Oh Hikarilight there you are, could you be a dear and bring me an array of colorful Jello Shots, and a Hikarilight Native Punch (nonalcoholic version) for my friend JD?"

I love the music.....
*sways to the music awaiting the drinks to arrive*
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j delight
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*Glances around and starts tapping her foot*

We should just start dancing, babe. Never know what kind of effect that might have round these parts.

Whispers... You think anyone has noticed that we are still friends despite the scandal of it all? ;) :wub:

And who is that over there....?

*Notices a man in a suit with a small notebook and a large roll of red tape*

*runs out the back door just in time*
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king j
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Return of the King

*Walks through the front door and watches JD exit the back door*

"Ah now i understand what she ment :eyes:

*Strolls to the bar and orders a Hikarilight Native Brew*

"anyone else care for a drink, barman line those drinks up im paying"
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New Wave 4


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anyone else care for a drink, barman line those drinks up im paying


In That case ill have one of everything :lol:

and make that two Coke's as well


does this place have any music
:band
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Hikarilight
HAPPY HARDCORE RAVER

Well right now, Mujamacc Accahlac from Amarius is playing. Future songs shall be chosen by the individual poster, one new song every three posts. I hope that's easy to understand.

**brings the drinks to JD and PARRRRTAY**

Enjoy, my friends. Make yourself at home. DOn't be afraid to get wild on the dance floor, and I mean that in a dancing way ;) . Enjoy yourselves and those lovely colorful dresses.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*sips on my drink in a corner booth next to the fog machine under a neon sign*

JD nowhere in site.....
alone again, naturally.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

As if by magic ...

In a little while from now
If I’m not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to who
Ever what it’s like when you’re shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Where people saying: ";My God, that’s tough
She's stood him up";
No point in us remaining
We may as well go home
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to well wouldn’t do
The role I was about to play
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around
And without so much, as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about God and His mercy
Or if He really does exist
Why did He desert me in my hour of need
I truly am indeed Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that there are more hearts
broken in the world that can’t be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

Alone again, naturally
Now looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to hide the tears

And at sixty-five years old
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldn’t understand why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart so badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally


A stranger in a badger suit appears out of the shadows, walks across to the corner-booth-next-to-the-fog-machine-under-a-neon-sign, slips an arm around Parrrrtay, compliments her on her rolling r's, and says: "mrrrccchhhhrrrrshshshshttttckkkkk"
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PapaC
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A voice cuts in over the sound system ...
"This next song is being brought to you courtesy of TMMT Radio from our outside broadcast unit under a sky of blue, a sea of green ...
A strange request, this one, from an anonymous caller. It's Huntwork Hewitt with a CrAzY little number called Evelyn ... "

I wouldn't be surprised if she stole the devil's job
With her pretty face and her pretty name
Because the worst he could do
Would always be number two
To her ability to cause me pain
What on earth was I thinking
Is what I think when I look back
And it's been a while
So I can manage a smile
But I can't seem to change the fact
That I don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives
I put her face on a wanted poster
So I'd have something to remember her by
But I know it's no use
She'll always be on the loose
Cause she knows all the best places to hide
She's got herself a brand new boyfriend
And he's a nice enough sort of guy
When they reach their end
Then he and I can be friends
This is of course if he survives
And we'll sing
We don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives
(No we don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives)
Then one night as I stared at my ceiling
I could hear voices calling my name
Outside my window
I noticed the glow
Of an angry mob carrying flames
Well I could see that it was Evelyn's fan club
Each one with a tear in his eye
As we approached her domain
I taught them all this refrain
And then reveled in the sound of their cries
As we sang
We don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives
No we don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives
No we don't want to save the planet
If it's the planet where Evelyn lives


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New Wave 4


*staggers around with his large tray full of drinks that he bought*

*After hearing the music he suddenly stops, as if in a trance (Dropping the tray)*

*mesmorised he walks forward, but trips over the tray bringing himself harshly back to reality*

Oww....err mr King J...are you still shouting those drink? and I dont spose you could offer me cash for some new pants, shoes...and the medical bills for my broken arm?

*suddenly he screams*

MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BADGER DOING TO THAT POOR YOUNG LADY!
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

New Wave 4
Oct 25 2004, 01:40 PM
*suddenly he screams*

MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BADGER DOING TO THAT POOR YOUNG LADY!

The stranger in the Badger suit, remarks...
mrrrccchhhhrrrrshshshshttttckkkkk

She of the rolling r's then says...
Don't be alarmed NW4...We is just having a 'fulch' ;)
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