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Keep On Running; Where next for the intrepid couple ...
Topic Started: Sep 16 2004, 08:30 AM (891 Views)
PapaC
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A pigeon lands on Jack's head.
"Hello Jack," he coos, "I'm Ralph, Personal Pigeon Post by appointment to (lowers his coos to a barely audible level) Scatania and the Entyre Universe. (Coos normally again) Why don't you tie that package to my leg and I'll personally fly it in?" Ralph notices the packaging and tilts his little head to one side, blinking quizzically. "Adam & Eve?" he coos, somehow managing to twist his stubby tongue around the ampersand.

Jack ties the package to Ralph's ankle with a handy piece of string, and Ralph flaps his wings. He wobbles into the air, flaps like crazy, deposits a little package of his own under the strain onto Jack's head, and then slowly rises into the clear blue sky.
"Farewell my little friend," says Jack, wiping the top of his head, "God speed you on your way."

Ralph didn't hear him.

In the meantime, Baker spots a movement in the bushes. He rises, :huh: absent-mindedly picks up a bar of chocolate, and goes over to investigate.
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*Walks over* Who was it, babe? *looks around at the emptiness*

Hmmm... Oh! my package!
Thinks...I'll have to remember to get JT some new linens for the Zen in the Wind next opportunity. What a great guy. Hope he got my note of thanks

*Opens up the package and carefully unwraps the bottles of flavored oil :blink: and two battery-operated devices :none: Smiles wickedly and takes them to her makeshift lab area...*

Who would have ever guessed that these... <shifty eyes>... oils could make perfect incendiary devices in addition to their aphroditic properties. Hmmm... I guess I would. <snicker> I just love being a redhead.

*Wonders where that Baker went to and what happened to her last chocolate bar *

*Hums a little tune*


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We're glad to see you made it safely here and that you seem to have gotten your "seaman's swagger" back.  Bet you missed the Zen.  She's all ready for you at Dock Y when you need her.  You should be out of harm's way now, although there is no guarantee you're out of SCANDAL's way.  There are several thousand credits on account at the Jam Casino in your name.   Enjoy.  Thank you so much from both of us.   We'll be in touch.
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Jack_Tarr
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*wipes the poop off his head and has visions of Squab Under Glass for dinner.*

"Seems to me when I shook that package that I heard liquids inside, Something tells me there's gonna be a BIG BANG somewhere around here and soon!"
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By Pigeon Express:

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JT - Change of plans.  Please have the Darrayayan Royal Fleet ready when I get back.  There're rough waters ahead, and I know I can count on you.  Gratefully, Patty  :none:


There you go Ralph. Fly well.

*Patty says as she watches the pigeon quickly disappear into the sky and turns back to her now finished science project. Sighing deeply and realizing that Baker and chocolate are still gone, she packs a small velvet knapsack and heads out....* :none:
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Jack_Tarr
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Ralph lands once again on JT's head. JT takes the message from Ralph and holds out a sling shot. "Well Ralph, I double dare you to poop on my head again!!"

Ralph heads for home, stopping to circle and let go a load which of course lands on Jack's head. Jack fires his sling and misses Ralph by about 5 yards. "I'll get you you feathered pooping machine...just you wait!"

Opening the note, Jack reads:

"JT - Change of plans. Please have the Darrayayan Royal Fleet ready when I get back. There're rough waters ahead, and I know I can count on you. Gratefully, Patty "

*Ponders why Patty would want HIM of all people to prepare an enema for her but as the old saying goes, "WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?"

*Goes up to his suite in the Casino and wraps a heating pad around a "Fleet" and sets it for 98.6 degrees.*

OK Patti my dear, when ever you get back, I'm ready" :P

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Because I said so, that's why. Do you think I like this?

(confusion and panic on the other end of the conversation)

OK, OK, have it your way, but this had better work, or I am in deep shit with The Entyre Universe.

<click>

:none:


Continued Here...
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Jack_Tarr
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Getting bored with the casino scene, JT cashes in his casino credits and boards Zen in the Wind. Makes a quick check of all systems and puts fresh linens on the bed in the master cabin.

In the morning he'll slip Zen's lines and sail off with the tide back to his dock at Market Street and then head to the Night Club to see his obsession, the Gorgeous Parrrrtay :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

The intrepid couple are MIA...

Are they still alive and kicking?..

Are they being held captive?..

Are they contaminated with 'tabloid idiocy'?..

So many questions and no answers...

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Jack_Tarr
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One of my not so reliable sources claims they are at the DZ beach trying to calm their labidos enough that they are able to function as "normal" human beings. :lol:
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"normal"
ROTFLMAO :lol:

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:P

:kiss
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Buy a subscription to Parrrrtay' Scandal and you would know.....
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Seems they have escaped Jack's (Helen's evil Dutch Uncle) clutches.
Their previous alias names, Helen Damnation and Dave Judgement are now nation wide known names.
It is time for them to once again acquire another set of imposter names to create further kaos, hoping these new names will not be linked to their real names.
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*streaks through the fabulous JAM Casino, throwing poker chips as she runs. Gives a spin to the roulette wheel and by golly, Kloister wins a Kewpie Doll!! And out the door she goes =========>>>>>>>*

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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

j delight
Nov 16 2004, 02:08 AM
*streaks through the fabulous JAM Casino, throwing poker chips as she runs. Gives a spin to the roulette wheel and by golly, Kloister wins a Kewpie Doll!! And out the door she goes =========>>>>>>>*

I really did not think that Lady Luck was so down right sexy... :eyes:

*Swiftly hides 'kewpie doll' up his shirt front and makes for the exit...*

People are gonna talk now...That pink clad ParrrrTay is bound to be in close attendance...
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