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Keep On Running; Where next for the intrepid couple ...
Topic Started: Sep 16 2004, 08:30 AM (893 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Wishes he could see everyone's face as they follow the link above :eyes: ...*

Superman would have been proud of that swift change, and not a phone booth in sight :lol:

Next time perhaps we could try jelly wrestling whilst dressed in walrus suits?

*Winning smile?*

I thought that it was a tie? :unsure:
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j delight
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It's a deal. Walrus suits at 10 paces. :lol:

*Laughs with her friend and walks him to the bar. Scowls as her eye catches the latest edition of Parrrrtay's SCANDAL magazine*

Hey Badger Boy, lookie this...

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Tart 'n' King?

Are rumours true that PapaC, the ruling monarch of the Kingdom of Scatania, and world's most eligible bachelor, has finally tied the knot? Say it isn't so that his bride is none other than J Delight, former showgirl and professional dueler, leader of The Entyre Universe and proprietor of the notorious nightclub, Altoids Cinema.  Her past affairs include two delegates of the South Pacific, King Tool A Hoo, Jack Tarr and countless other ranconteurs.  For shame!

Recent sightings have placed them at her sister, Lady Rebels', wedding to The Master of the Shaft, the World Institute of Badger Affairs, and possibly The Playhouse, where this banner was mysteriously unveiled:

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Joint Public Declaration

PapaC, Monarch of the Tartan Kingdom Scatania
The Lady J Delight of The Entyre Universe

(Were you listening?)


On a further note, the Lady J Delight's personal stationery now bears the tartan crest of Royal Consort, and inside sources speculate that the couple may have exchanged rings in a secret ceremony. Official palace sources have had no comment so far, but if the rumours are true, the couple cannot hide for long. [/b]


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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Its ok...Don't worry

*the barman asks...What can I do you for?...Creme de Menthe twice please...*

Hey Henrietta whatever you do don't be tempted by that bowl of peanuts! :huh:

I have a plan regarding that unscrupulous proprietor of SCANDAL magazine...

*They huddle together over their Creme de Menthes and hatch the plot*

Will this be to your taste...I have a couple here in my sport billy bag...
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*is impressed*

Yeah, that'll do just fine. ;) :none:

*Finishes her non-alcoholic Creme de Menthe and with a quick squeeze of Kloister's hand, walks non-chalantly over to the poker gallery, scanning the room for her Highlander*
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*walks to news-stand* Whats's this... SCANDAL magazine. *throws a 5 at the vendor*

*Picks up a copy and starts to read it* NOOOOOO! It can't be... J? Not the J I know. It can't be...

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You know... if you fold that magazine accordian style, you can make a funny picture of Moussalini wearing a spaghetti-covered hat. :blink:

*She says with a wicked grin. Tool turns quickly at the sound of a very familiar voice and is surprised to see a complete stranger in a black dress. *

How do you do, I'm... uuuhhh... Henrietta Cake. Please to make your acquaintance. ;)

*Before she can get an answer, an unusual noise catches her attention and she moves over to the large potted plant in the corner and disappears*
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Here is a sneek preview of next weeks addition for ParrrrTay' SCANDAL Magazine. Order your copy now before they are all sold out!!!!

In a mad dash to avoid the ParrrrTay' Scandal's professional photographers:
Henrietta Cake has lost her top!
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

And on the inside back cover is the humourous story about the magazine owner and her penchant for body painting ;)

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*How did that get in there?..The BIA are everywhere :lol:
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*The elevator stops at the main floor with a <bing!>; the doors open and out steps an unbelievably red-headed woman with a serious look on her face and a guitar case in her hand.*

I knew I should have brought my Carole King CDs with me.

*Groaning to her herself as she sees the latest copy of SCANDAL, she strides across the gambling floor and heads for the small stage at the other end of the main hall.*

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Meanwhile....

Jamison completes his first assignment, much to his boss' chagrin:



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As Patty wends her way past the roulette wheel and blackjack tables, she draws admiring glances as she goes. The small stage is already occupied by the other half of tonight's cabaret, Baker Mann, getting things ready. He spots Patty moving towards him, picks up the mic, flicks a few switches, and ...

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around now it may show
I don't know, I don't know

Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now
:flw2 :flw2 :flw2 :flw2 :flw2 :flw2 :flw2
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*uncasing her guitar as she comes to the stage, and not missing a beat, Patty plays the bridge and starts the next song...*

I’ve just seen a face I can’t forget the time or place where we just met,
He’s just the guy for me and I want the world to see we’ve met.
Mm mm la din da

Had it been another day I might have looked the other way and,
I’d have never been aware but as it is I’ll dream of him tonight.
La da da dadin da

Falling, yes I’m falling,
And he keeps calling me back again.

I have never known the likes of this I’ve been alone and I have,
Missed things and kept out of sight for other guys were never quite like this.
Da dye dye dadin dai

Falling, oh yes I’m falling,
And he keeps calling me back again.

Mm mm
I’ve just seen a face I can’t forget the time or place where we just met,
He’s just the guy for me and I want the world to see we’ve met.
Mm mm
Falling, yes I’m falling,
And he keeps calling me back again.
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Highlight for next weeks ParrrrTay' SCANDAL

Patty Cake spotted at Hippy Commune!!

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*As Patty and Baker finish out their Beatles' set with Two of Us and All You Need is Love, Patty begins to wonder if maybe a winner-take-all mudwrestling match with Parrrrtay might just be the thing to end this personal media vendetta.... but then again, maybe not* ;)

*As the last hum of the strings fades and everyone in the room is feeling good, Patty gives a wink to Baker, lays down her guitar and disappears out the back door. Once outside, she manages to slip into the nearest cabana, unseen, and close the windows and doors. A familiar voice hums You Are My Sunshine.... Patty turns to find that Baker has already shed his disguise...*

*Sometime later, much later, :blink: they discuss their next move. Time to call in another favor. Somewhere there is a sailor who is starting to feel landlocked...*
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Jack ... Come in Jack ... Are you there me hearty?

Jack if you can detect the slightest signal, come in matey.
All you have to do Jack is stick your finger in your LEFT ear this time. That's where the volume control is. The other side's the on/off switch.

Don't be afraid ... come on, stick both your fingers in your ears. The worst that can happen is that those people over the road will assume that the block of highrise flats behind you is about to be demolished.

Jack ... JACK ... Come in Jack, we have a chopper on standby for you to whisk you away to the Casino.

You do need a chopper, don't you Jack?
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Later that day, in an undisclosed location...

*Patty opens the latest communique from the Entyre Universe, reads it hurriedly and throws the note down on the table. Stroking the pigeon's head absent-mindedly, and feeding him a bit of jam-covered bagel crumbs, she eyes The Envelope. The sudden warmth of "Baker's" hand on her shoulder startles her from her pensiveness.*

I wish JT would get here... <sigh> Rumors have started around The Entyre Universe, courtesy of SCANDAL magazine of course, :eyes: that I have been kidnapped by the Scatanians. :huh: My mother isn't too pleased about the "showgirl" and "professional dueler" rumors either.

Hmmm... says Baker.

*She turns to rest her head on his chest and wonders what other desperate measures they will have to take to keep their privacy intact for the next few months...*

If they only knew what was really going on. :none:

*Baker holds her close and strokes her unbelievably red hair, for once completely at a loss for words*
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*An immediate delivery pigeon dive bombs past and hits the mark exactly...The envelope being plucked from the air by a very alert Baker...The pigeon reels away looking for his next target as Baker Mann opens the envelope...*

It Reads:

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completely at a loss for words!


Don't believe that for one second...I could hear the cogs turning from here

K
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Ahelicopter lands at the casino helipad. Several Lady Penelopes exit the chopper looking absolutely beautiful and well kept. Smiling as they have completed their mission. :wub:

Next exits our hero, JT, official D.O.M. of TSP. Looking totally disheveled and exhausted but with an unmistakable grin that indicates without a doubt that his mission was also accomplished. ;)

*Looks around hoping for a familiar face. Shoves his finger in his ear but the voices are not there.*

"Well now, I'm sure I've been brought here for a reason! Besides being able to join the mile high club (3 times) that is"

*Sits down in the shade and admires all the beautiful people as he waits for whatever will befall him next. :(
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

ParrrrTay' SCANDAL magazine is honored to once again put
Baker Mann and Patty Cake in the headlines.

Baker and Patty ON Champagne Island!
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The Scandalous couple were spotted barefooting it during a romantic stroll on Champagne Island. They were sipping bubbly while awaiting JT's arrival.
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Oh now she's not even using pictures of US! Ack!

*Patty says as she tosses the latest SCANDAL in the trash and turns back to rub more suntan oil onto Baker's back.*


Here, do me next, OK? <smiles sweetly>
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PapaC
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I'll do you any time darlin', all you have to do is ask.

As Baker does Patty, he talks about an idea he had earlier.
"I've been thinking about Jack, darlin'. I know, I know, but ... well ... I think he's lonely. I've been wondering whether we should let him have the schooner back, and then he could take on a permanent crew member to keep him company on those long voyages.

Then we could hire another boat ... I know the ideal one ... and we could sail off into the sunset ... well towards it anyway, and try to take a well earned vacation away from those damned paparazzi."
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*Smiles broadly*

My thoughts exactly. If you've got a vessel in mind, I know he'd love to have his Zen back.... <smirk> and now that he's almost famous, he should have no trouble finding that first mate. After he gets back from that small bit of business I asked him to take care of, of course. ;)

Oooh missed a spot... ahhhh... there. Thanks.

*tentatively takes Baker's hand in hers*

You know, I hate to say this, but if I didn't know better I'd say Parrrtay has the hots for one of us. :blink:
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PapaC
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Baker lost for words? Cogs stopped turning?
Condufed? You will be ... tune in next week when:

Baker Mann confuses putty with KY jelly and - all the windows fall out ...
Patty Cake puts it in the oven once too often ...
Parrrrtay finds a trail of chocolate that leads her to - who can tell? ...
Jack finds true love ... in his dreams ...
Badger racing is accepted as an Olympic sport ...
Kloister and Lizzie are discovered ...

Tune in next week.
Same time, same channel :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:
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Patty and Baker caught Sailing Away!!
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and later when they think they are alone on their secluded island......
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*wishing them were my hands on that hunk of a man*
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After checking in at the casino, JT gets into the elevator. A mysterious looking person from parts unknown follows him. As the doors close JT is handed a package. "You must get this package to Patty Cake! It is a matter of great urgency! And please Mr. Tarr, whatever you do, do not let the Pavaratzi get hold of it." The mysterious stranger leaps and crawls out the escape hatch in the ceiling of the elevator and vanishes into the darkness.

Looking at the package, JT notices something familiar about the wrapping. "Adam and Eve?"

*Exits the elevator in the lobby with the package under his arm and wanders off in search for Patty*
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