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Keep On Running; Where next for the intrepid couple ...
Topic Started: Sep 16 2004, 08:30 AM (894 Views)
parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Photo taken from ParrrTay' SCANDAL magazine's helicopter just moments ago!

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j delight
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*The sounds of helicopters interrupt their moment of ... relaxation... and Janet sighs deeply.*

Highlander, this is getting spooky. How do they know where we will be? Or maybe I'm just paranoid and the press is here to cover the opening of the new resort, the Jam Casino.


*steps in a little closer to him and gives him a hopeful gaze*

Maybe?

(OMG, even without his tartan he is just so... ummm :wub: )

Anyway, I think we should just drop anchor and swim in after dark.

*Holding each other close, they watch as the sun sets and make for a secluded cove*

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Meanwhile at the Grand Opening...


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parrrrtay
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Mario the Moose is stationed with a hidden camera, waiting for the enchanting couple to try and swim to shore!

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Is dazzled from the sight of those funny ppl :huh:
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PapaC
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Sam and Janet make it to the shallow waters of the Island and look quizzically at the moose standing in the ocean about 300 yards away. It occurs to Sam that a moose in the Maldives is a pretty unusual sight, especially one swimming in the sea. They ignore it for the time being and celebrate their arrival in paradise. Several times.
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Oh no. <sniff> Dear Heart, you seem to have lost those great sunglasses I gave you. And they were soooo cute. Oh well...

*splashes happily in the sea with her Highlander*
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Sassy wanders into the bar area, having heard of a gambling establishment, but seeing people swimming, she decides maybe no gambling tonight for her. She orders a Brandy Alexander and pays for her order. Picks it up and wanders around to see what eles she can find to do. Wishing that her hubby was here with her.
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notices the stage show and wonders where she can change her outfit..Posted Image just starts to wander around*
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*sneaks up behind Sassy and whispers in her ear...

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Don't look now but Janet Evening is standing right behind you.

*Sassy turns with a start and immediately recognizes JD, despite the blondness and the uncharacteristic gown. "Janet" lets her know what's going on while walking together to the bar to buy another drink for Sassy*

c<sigh> ...and that's how we got here. Sorry, I tried to tell you before we left, but you were in the... cabana again ;) when I stopped by with a note. Forgive me?

Are you gonna dance anumber for ev eryone too? I'm sure we'd love it! :wub:
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Asleep

**enters, bleary from dealing with this game glitch for two hours**

Hey, All!
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htz3
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Wanders in and finds Sassy. gets a drink and joins her.
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PapaC
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Sam strolls over, playing with his chips :huh: , slips his arm around Janet and smiles at LR and Htz "Hi guys, great to have you here. We should be in for a fun time, don't you think? Sassy, any time you want to stand up and do a number, feel free."

"By the way, did either of you spot a moose in the sea? Sounds silly I know, but when we swam in I could have sworn that there was one there. Not only that, but I think I heard a flash and saw a click. :blink: I suspect it could have been a paparazzi moose trying to get snaps of us 'celebrating', if you know what I mean. I heard tell of a particularly cunning critter called Mario, and it could well have been him."

"This could well necessitate another identity change to throw them off the scent, especially as I seem to have dropped those incredible shades in the sea."

"What do you think, Janet?" says Sam, fingering the capacious 9x4 envelope in his inside pocket. "Shall we disappear to the suite and reinvent ourselves?" "Oooooooh yes," she says, mischievously pretending to mishear the word 'reinvent'. They bid LR and Htz a temporary farewell and make their way to the elevator. Janet takes the envelope from Sam and rummages inside. "I do enjoy a good rummage," she says, and Sam smiles knowingly.

"Here we are," says Janet, killing two birds with one stone as the elevator reaches its destination and she produces some new ID from the envelope with a flourish.

From now on you are Biff Cake, and I'm your wife, Henrietta Cake.
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*Returning some time later, and without fanfare, "Henrietta" takes her meager winnings form the Blackjack table and mingles through the crowd, keeping a close-eye out for Parrrrtay and her band of scandalous "journalists" :eyes:

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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister spots Henrietta through the crowd and wends his way through to meet her*

Phew! Found you...

Just had to let you know that the lemon yellow dress really does not suit you :eyes:

Where is PapaC with that 9x4 capacious envelope when you need him? :lol:
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I know silly! *She says as she hit s him playfully, with a bag full of poker chips*
That's the idea. Yellow is a color JD would never be seen in.

You know what would be fun? Wanna take me on in Giant Sumo Wrestling? Eh? Eh?

Come on... 'Biff' is busy discussing wool prices with some sultan... Let's go!
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Sure lets do it...I may need help with my nappy though ;)
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Oh goodie! Don't worry about your nappy, the suits are all in one and inflatable. <nods encouragingly>
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Helps Herietta on with her suit, steps into his and assumes the position*
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BOOM!

*Henrietta flies into Kloister and bounces off him rather wildly*
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister recoils and steadies himself. That initial attack by Henrietta caught him somewhat by suprise*

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Kloister dismisses protocol and attacks H as she tries to regain her composure*
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Oh yeah...Protocol THIS....

HAJIME!!!!

*quickly throws salt in Kloister's face and picks him up by the thong, trying to carry him to the side, but faltering *

UGH!!!


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Journalist Jamison on his first assignment!
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*ParrrrTay gives the out first assignment*
"GO Find Henrietta, last seen wearing an awful yellow color"

"WELLOW?" Asks Jamison

"Yes YELLOW like a big banana!" ParrrrTay Replies

"OH Nanna, Nanna! I wuv Nanna's!!" Cries Jamison

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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

It would not be hard to carry me since you gave me a duff suit...

Just look at it!

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*Grabs the knot in H's nappy and twists until he can't twist no more*
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AAAYYEEEEEESH!

Dang that hurt! Good thing I don't have the "constitution" for pain that say... a MAN might have... <good-natured yet evil glare>

*Returns the favor and as both of them hit the ground in a fit of pained laughter calling for NO MAS, the bout is offically ruled a tie.*

*Unable to move and feeling like an upturned turtle, Henrietta realizes that her dress is ruined and is thankful for the suit which covers her modestly.*

Ahhhh... Kloister my dear, that was the goofiest thing I've ever done, besides the time when I poured BBQ sauce on you, gave you a no-impact flick to the back of the head and sang bad show tunes in your ear in the Dueling Society meet. :lol: Uhhhh... I mean when JD did that, and I laughed my ass off. :none:

*Asks the referee to pop her suit, and pulls a new dress out of her small handbag...*

If you will excuse me for a moment. <winning smile>

*Moments later she emerges from behind the roulette wheel wearing this...*

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::EDIT:: OOC - OMG ROFLMAO! Know why this woman is smiling so big? Follow THIS LINK and see what she is advertising. Warning, may not be suitable for all viewers.
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