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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,445 Views)
FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Herculeum
Sep 27 2004, 01:08 AM
hmmmm.....who is running this place :huh:
I think EPC was but he's not here.....

He's been ill and busy recently. I'm sure he'll be around soon enough.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Hmmmm......still no music requests, so I shall just sing this one for now....

It's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you took your love away
I go out every night and sleep all day
Since you took your love away
Since you been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

It's been so lonely without you here
Like a bird without a song
Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
Tell me baby where did I go wrong
I could put my arms around every boy I see
But they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor n'guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl you better try to have fun
No matter what you do
But he's a fool
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

All the flowers that you planted, mama
In the back yard
All died when you went away
I know that living with you baby was sometimes hard
But I'm willing to give it another try
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to you

*tear runs down my face*
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Do you know...Ride Forever?

I'll be your Mountie ;)
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parrrrtay
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Jack_Tarr
Sep 26 2004, 04:09 PM
***Goes over to Parrrtay, would you join me for dinner at the Sett Hotel's 5 Star restaurant after the club closes? I'd really enjoy your company" :wub:

I would love to join you Jack!
*mumbles under breath*
If I could ever get a friggin' night off work!
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parrrrtay
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kloister
Sep 28 2004, 06:00 AM
Do you know...Ride Forever?

I'll be your Mountie ;)

ALRIGHTY!

So I say to all you old men, don't let yourself get broke
If you think the world's gone CrAzY!
And it's scratching at your throat
It's time to dust off that old saddle, get it on a horse
Kick up your spurs, we're gonna run like stink
We're gonna tear across these blue Alberta skies

We're gonna ride forever
You can't keep horsemen in a cage
Should the angels call it's only then
I might pull in the reins.
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Jack_Tarr
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*Goes to the end of the bar, takes out his cell phone and makes a call*

"Parrrrtay, I just called in a favor from an old friend. He'll be here shortly and will finish your sets tonight so you can have the night off."

*A familiar looking man walks into the club*

"HEY!!!! Yells an old man at the bar....It's Marty Balin!"

*Marty steps onto the stage..."Good evening, I'd like to begin with one of my personal favorites tonight."



"If only you believe like I believe, baby
We'd get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We'd get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I.

I might have to move heaven and earth to prove
It to you, baby
So we're makin' love and you feel the power
And I feel the power
Then there's really nothing that we can't do
If we wanted to, baby
We could exist on the stars
It'd be so easy
All we gotta do
Is get a little faith in you
Oh, I've been (to) so many places
I've seen some things
I know, love is the answer
Keeps holding this world together
Ain't nothing better
Ain't nothing better
And all the answers to our prayers
Hell , it's the same everywheres, baby
Nothing ever breaks up the heart
Only tears give you away
Then you're right where I found ya
With my arms around ya
Oh baby, baby, baby, love is a magic word, yeah
Few ever find in a lifetime
But from that very first look in your eyes
I knew you and I had but one heart
Only our bodies were apart
That was so easy, so easy
I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl.

If only you believe like I believe, baby
We'd get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I
If only you believe like I believe, baby
We'd get by
If only you believe in miracles, baby
So would I.

I can hear windmills and rainbows
Whenever you're talkin' to me
I feel like swirling and dancin'
Whenever you're walking with me
You ripple like a river when I touch you
When I pluck your body like a string
When I start dancin' inside ya
Oh baby, you make me wanna sing
Yeah, baby, baby, baby, baby
Oh yeah, all right
Baby, we're sure doin' it tonight
Everytime you come by, let me try
Pretty, please sugar on it
That's how I like it
I can't even believe it, with you
It's like having every dream I ever wanted
Come true
I picked up your vibes
You know it opened my eyes
But I'm still dreamin' yeah
And you're right where I found ya
With my arms around ya."

As the applause deaffens the club, JT Takes Parrrrtay's hand and escorts her out the door where a shiney Bentley is waiting. The chauffer opens the door, Parrrrtay and JT enter.

"Back to the Sett Hotel Jackson and take your time. We have some champagne, strawberries and chocolate to deal with here before dinner."

*The Bentley pulls out and heads out to the countryside.*
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kloister
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parrrrtay
Sep 28 2004, 09:06 PM
kloister
Sep 28 2004, 06:00 AM
Do you know...Ride Forever?

I'll be your Mountie  ;)

ALRIGHTY!

So I say to all you old men, don't let yourself get broke
If you think the world's gone CrAzY!
And it's scratching at your throat

The world would be saner without you for sure, ParrrrTay! ;) :wub:
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Ok guys heres the deal. Starcra is kind of leaving the forums activly and he will only occationally be on the forums but he will contiue with ns in the sp.

Subsconquently(is that spelt right) I am now in charge of the nightclub and iI have to give a report to Starcra every week. Therefore Im looking for another manager to manage alongside me in the nightclub. You will be greatly apreciated and will receive fre entrance, drinks and what ever materials you require. Message here for the job please.

Im really busy in RL now so if u really need me just pm or telegram me THANKYOU.

(Staff you are doing a great job ;) keep it up.)
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

or I'll pass it on to him.

and no it isn't: subsequently.
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Cheers fidei, and lol I knew that would be wrong
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parrrrtay
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Jack_Tarr
Sep 28 2004, 09:27 PM
As the applause deaffens the club, JT Takes Parrrrtay's hand and escorts her out the door where a shiney Bentley is waiting. The chauffer opens the door, Parrrrtay and JT enter.


*waves good-bye to everyone*
See everyone tomorrow night!
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Jack_Tarr
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As the Bentley cruises along the country side, several glasses of Champaigne are consumed by our passengers.

Parrrrrtay leans back against JT and JT offers a strawberry to her lovely full lips.
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parrrrtay
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"Thank you for a wonderful evening JT!"

Ok....back on the stage I go, this one's for JT

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right
You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight
Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

Everybody's got the fever, that is something you all know
Fever isn't such a new thing, fever started long ago.
Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her, he said "Julie baby you're my flame"
Thou givest fever, when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth
Fever - I'm afire, fever yea I burn forsooth.

Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair
When her Daddy tried to kill him, she said "Daddy-O don't you dare"
He give me fever - with his kisses, fever when he holds me tight
Fever - I'm his Missus, Oh daddy won't you treat him right.

Now you've listened to my story, here's the point I have made:
Chicks were born to give you fever, be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade
They give you fever - when you kiss them, fever if you live and learn
Fever - till you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn.

What a lovely way to burn.
What a lovely way to burn.
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Jack_Tarr
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Jack ... Come in Jack ... Are you there me hearty?


*Puts his finger in his ear and hears someone asking if he wants a chopper. Wonders how this strange voice in his head knew he had a kitchen full of walnuts and vedgies to chop for a big paty he was going to. Sucks down another Horni Marguirita* :shooters

"Sure, send me the best chopper you have. And how about a babe or 2 to operate it for me?" :blink:
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PapaC
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Hi Jack

Note to self: Must stop saying hijack - it makes the crew panic

Chopper on its way. We were going to send a small one
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but the pilot didn't want you in her lap. Can't think why. :blink:

So instead we're sending you a bigger chopper with a full crew of Lady Penelopes.
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When the girls arrive, buy them a drink or two. Or three. Or ...
It makes the flight back a tad more interesting.
Just make sure the pilot stays sober.

See you at the casino matey!

The images floating before Jack's eyes fade and he orders another Horni margarita. The unmistakable "fwhu fwhu fwhu fwhu fwhu" of the helicopter bypasses security by flying under the spellchecker and it lands on a great big H that had appeared, as if by magic, in the carpark.

Three Lady Penelopes emerge and head for the Nightclub. Fortunately it's Ladies Night and they get in free.
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Jack_Tarr
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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that kind of chopper"!

"Hmmmm, Hellicopter! Casino! 3 Beautiful Women! what's wrong with this picture?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

*Sits down with the Penelopes and they share a pitcher of marguiritas.*

"So I understand you girls want to take me for a ride. Maybe I can finally join the mile high club!" ;)

*Gets up and heads for the waiting chopper withe his Penelopes. Straps himself in and waits as the pilot does her pre flight check*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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JT you are employed as a bouncer, so go do some bouncing or be sacked!. The rest fo you are doing really well, but we need to consentrate on puplicty and teach me too spell :P . Parrrtay keep up the good songs. Ohhh and on the 30th oct to the 4th nov , we are having a non stop halloween parrtay so we need loads of creepy decorations for that , any volunteers to go get some?. Im still looking for another manager to help me out.
Basically guys just keep it up, starcra is pleased :D .
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Some dancing bones have arrived early for the promotion of the band HELLOWEEN
Posted Image which will be the band for the Halloween ParrrrTay!

All board step right this way
The dark ride is leaving soon
Just sign your name on the dotted line
All I want is just your soul
Tighten your belt and lets go!

Standing in line to get into the fairground
Heading to the wicked side
One way ticket, there is no returning
Leave your soul at the gates

Out of doubt, no hope
Satan feeds our madness
Insanity confirms where we stand

Spit the red vile breath and
Wrath is our gift that
Leads direct to Armageddon

Take a place - on the dark ride
Slowly creeping up - quickly coming down
Take a spin on the dark ride
May too far from the other side

Step inside and take this final journey
Your fantasies will come true
Inclination without liberation
Life's carousel is catching you

Even through the darkest phase
Be it thick or thin
I'm your pain when you can't feel

Druven to our final fate
Jump out of this game
Can we ever stop this ride to hell

Is there any wonder?
Why we came about
Was it for love?
Or to let sin abound

Isn't it a wonder, awake from blood thick dreams
Remove all the stones from our hearts, we must all believe

Ohhh, will we find a way to the other side, heading for a light
Ooh who is holding the key, why can't we see - the dark ride

I force the engine of your deadly sins
Even through the darkest phase, be it thick or thin
I'm your pain when you can't feel
I know too well you'll follow me, follow me down
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Jack_Tarr
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The Evil Penguin Child
Oct 4 2004, 03:59 PM
JT you are employed as a bouncer,

To be a good manager requires attention to detail. :angry: I resigned my position as bouncer right after your predecessor left and have been a cash customer ever since.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll pay my tab. My ladies are waiting. ;)
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Oh sorry, Herc free drink for JT ;) . Umm i've been busy of late and starcra hasent informed me.
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parrrrtay
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Jack_Tarr
Oct 4 2004, 08:16 PM
The Evil Penguin Child
Oct 4 2004, 03:59 PM
JT you are employed as a bouncer,

To be a good manager requires attention to detail. :angry: I resigned my position as bouncer right after your predecessor left and have been a cash customer ever since.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll pay my tab. My ladies are waiting. ;)

I guess that is why they call it Nightclub CrAzY!

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parrrrtay
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Been kind of lonely around here these past few days, I reckon I shall just sing to myself...

I come in every night at nine and sits down at my desk
Smiles and says hello to everybody and tries to do my best
To act like nothing's wrong and nothing's missin' in my life
But my eyes tell a story
That my smile can't disguise

I've got that needin' somebody, wantin' somebody who
Will treat me like somebody for once in my life
I'm lonely for love
Is that asking too much
For someone to treat me right
I've got that lonely, needin' lovin', wantin' somebody look in my eyes

I know
Sometimes you wanna walk on over and tell me you can help
'Cause you know losing a love is tough
You've been there yourself
You still feel the pain long after all the tears have dried
And it's so hard to cover up
The hurt you feel inside

I've got that needin' somebody, wantin' somebody who
Will treat me like somebody for once in my life
I'm lonely for love
Is that asking too much
For someone to treat me right
I've got that lonely, needin' lovin', wantin' somebody look in my eyes

Well I wish someone would hold me right now
And take me in their arms and show me
That love can still be found

I've got that needin' somebody, wantin' somebody who
Will treat me like somebody for once in my life
I'm lonely for love
Is that asking too much
For someone to treat me right
I've got that lonely, needin' lovin', wantin' somebody look in my eyes

I've got that lonely, needin' lovin', wantin' somebody look in my eyes

Somebody look in my eyes
Lonely, needin' lovin', wantin' somebody look in my eyes
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister slips into a darkened booth a distance from the stage where ParrrrTay performs her latest number...He slips a small document wallet from his inside pocket and studies intently the Intelligence report regarding the Murder...As ParrrrTay concludes, Kloister claps and invites her over to join him for a drink*
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parrrrtay
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*slowly walks over to a darkened booth some distance from the stage, sits oh-so close to a handsome gentleman, ;) hoping to get a glimps of the document he is reading*
So kind of you to offer sir, I would love a drink!
:happy
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Kloister notices the beautiful singers interest in his wallet and gently slides them back into his satchel...*

It's just work my dear, Badger Adoption Applications that needed my attention

*The barman brings over the drinks, a Creme de Menthe and some CraZy Cocktail with a fizzy bomb and rather large umbrella. He sets them down on the table and in reaching for their drinks Kloister's and ParrrrTay's eyes meet and he drowns in the deepness for a short while*

You have an enchanting voice...
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