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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,448 Views)
parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*shuffles through the brown leaves*
"AhhhhhhhhChooooo!!!!!"
Damn red oak leaves, I'm allergic
*takes out kleenex, wipes watering eyes*
OK Boss here I am reporting to work!!
*sniffle*

So I am proud to present for the Grand Opening
ALICE COOPER
*sniffle*
:band
Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin
I've been ready
Hello! Hooray! Let the lights grow dim
I've been ready
Ready as theis audience that's coming here to dream
Loving every second, every moment, every scream
I've been waiting so long for this thing to come
Yeah - I've been thinking so long I was the only one
Roll out! Roll out your American dream and its rescuit
I've been ready
Roll out! Roll out your circus freaks and hula hoops
I've been ready
Ready as theis audience that's coming here to dream
Loving every second, every moment, every scream
I've been waiting so long for this thing to come
Yeah - I've been thinking so long I was the only one
I can stand here strong and thin
I can laugh when this thing begins
God, I feel so strong
I feel so strong
I'm so strong
I feel so strong
So strong
God, I feel so strong
I'm so strong
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Herculeum
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*shuffles in the door and takes place behind bar*
*glances quizically at the leaves*
*shrugs and begins washing glasses*
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Entrance (Starcra)


Good work soldier...Sorry about the leaves...but the Leader of the Dwarves is visiting tomorrow with the Leader of the Leprechauns for the 'Hug them day' and he thought it would be appropriate :none:

Let's just see if anyone will come now...(BTW I'm back from filming in case you haven't noticed but I'm still leaving EPC in charge for the rest of the day if he even comes on)

Hey Herc! Glad you could come! Pass me a glass of Chocolate milkshake please!
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

(It's night now for Eeps)

a distinguished seeming girl is seen suddenly in a dark corner, as she raises one hand to order a drink and a chocolate fish. You're not quite sure whether she was there before, but now, in her green velvet cloak, she's unmissable.

Nice joint you've got here. I'll have a glass of champagne if you could manage that. Have one yourself too if you like.

she says to the barman, before returning to her leatherbound sketchbook to puzzle over designs.
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Entrance (Starcra)


*looks to the left* WOAH!!! I didn't see Jack validate you!!! How'd you sneak in???( :glare: )

Oh and I'll answer for Herc, we don't serve food...sowwy...but we serve all drinks...Herc...take it away ;)
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Herculeum
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*a chocolate milkshake slides down the waxed bar to Starcra*
*a glass of NC's finest champagne slides down the other end of the bar and falls onto Liz's waiting tray*
*another glass is tilted back as the barman takes advantage of the lady's kind offer* :happy
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Entrance (Starcra)


*Winks at Herc* Thanks Mate! *drinks it up*
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Ask me no questions and I shall speak no lies honey.

she sighs.

A bar without chocolate fish...what is the world coming to?

reaching deep into the recesses of her cloak, she pulls out three chocolate fish, unwraps one, and passes the other two to entrance and herc.

Thankyou herc, that's perfect.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Thanks ^_^ *Stuffs it down his shirt for later* What's this brown fishy smelling thing on my shirt???
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*wanders out of dressing room in a silk blood red, skin-tight, shimmering, slit up the side sexy gown, walks slowly to the stage, blowing kisses to the crowd and begins to sing*

All day long I holds it back
Back with all my might
I carries a burnin' torch inside
I holds it firm and tight
I punches out the clock
While it keeps punchin' out my life
I'm a flamethrower, red-hot glower
Flamethrower at night
The things I wears at work
They hang on me kinda tight
My blouse don't fit, the pants ain't right
I ain't no front page news
But when my work is done
And the daytime turns to night
The headlines flash in neon
That I have taken flight
Chairman of the board
Won't look me in the eye
The fire of my vision
His money just can't buy
Silently I waits
Silently I contemplates
I can make 'em tremble
You know the reason why

I'm a flame - flamethrower
I'm a flamethrower at night
I'm a flame - a red-hot glower
I'm a flamethrower at night

You might think you're burnin'
All your candles at both ends
Maybe you should go to church
To make up some amends
But if you think you're fireproof
So cool and much too much
Don't dare come near me baby
'Cause I'll melt you with my touch

You forget the darkness
You forget the pain
WhenI'm movin' through your heart
And when I'm pumpin' through your veins
I'm the part inside you
That you never can control
And I'm the only reason
You know you've got a soul

I'm a flame - flamethrower
I'm a flamethrower at night
I'm a flame - a red-hot glower
I'm a flamethrower at night
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Entrance (Starcra)


WOOOOO!!! You go!!*whistles* In that suit she's definately a flamthrower *he says to Herc*

Edit:

*The Leaders of the Dwarves and Leprechauns walk in.*

Leader of the Dwarves: Interesting....ok...let the hugging begin...

Leader of the Leprechauns: If any of the girls kiss me too I'll invoke them with good luck!

Me: Uhm...they have arrived! B)
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Entrance (Starcra)


*Walks out of the club and gives the keys to whoever wants to own the club*

RL: I've caused to much trouble...I think I'll leave before I'm expelled. bye guys.
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I guess the only way we will get paid now is to contact Judge Judy!!
:angry:

OK everyone, the drinks are on the house till the booze is gone!!!!!!!!!!!

*Grabs Parrrtay and drags her onto the dance floor :wub:
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Entrance (Starcra)


You'll get paid from an enormous treasury I left behind. Please treat the club with respect. The Key is still there for the one who thinks he can truly take care of the club.
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

Oh!but why are you leaving?What trouble did ya cause?
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Herculeum
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What trouble did ya cause?

*points toward Canadian embassy*
I don't think he'll be gone for long.....

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OK everyone, the drinks are on the house till the booze is gone!!!!!!!!!!!

YO MOMMA'S ON THE HOUSE!!!!
Anyone who wants a drink can pay me. I'll hold the money until Starcra gets back. Yes, I'll hold the money....... :none:
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TOOL a HOO
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*strolls in, goes to the bar*

Howdy, I'll have a Southern Comfort on the rocks, thnx. Mhhmm, look at the lovlies tonight.. *makes eye contact, with one in particular*

Hey there hungry eye's, I'm an all you can eat buffet. ;)
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Entrance (Starcra)


Just to confirm.

The trouble I caused is not solely because of the Canadian Embassy.
This is a permanent decision. It will not be changed.
No drinks are on the house ;).
I will check this forum to give permission to anyone who wants it to lead the club.

So Please put the money in the tresury so that the employees may be paid out of it.

Until we meet on NS.
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

Walks in and knocks Starcra in the head with a squash. Thunk!

Don't go doing anything stupid. This place is a great idea and you need to be here running it, or Herc will be diverting all the earnings into an offshore account.

Take a vacation for a few days if you must, but don't be leaving for good.

Thumps Starcra with the squash two more times just because its fun. Throws down the squash and turns to the bar.

Hey Herc, a Hurricane please, in one of those cool take home glasses. thanks!
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*grabs squash & runs to the hit the above poster thread*
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

"I need something strong 'n sweet herc, what do you suggest?"

spying the leprecauns she pulls her cloak tighter.

"Ug, I've seen too many of them today..."
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Herculeum
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"I need something strong 'n sweet herc, what do you suggest?"

Well I get off at three, but this'll hold you till then ;)
*slides FD an Alien Abduction*

*Makes a Southern Comfort and a Hurricane (in a souvenier take-home glass)*
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j delight
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....Continued from the IBA

Jumps out of the cab and runs to the door, calling JT aside

Hiya sailor. ;)

He recognizes her despite the blue contact lenses and blond wig. She raises a figner to her lips to slience him

You can call me Kay. Now, I have a crazy favor to ask of you. If you still have that beautiful boat moored off the beach, I'd like to borrow it from you... for a while. This note (slips him the note from her "pocket") will explain everything, but I need your secrecy, even if a beautiful woman tries to seduce information out of you. Can you help me?
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

Looks up from his Hurricane to notice the beautiful, mysterious woman whispering with JT. Funny, she looks vaguely familiar, but can't quite place it. Makes a mental note to ask Jack about her later, and dives back into his drink.....
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Maless
Il Duce

*runs through the main entrance (haha) fumbling with his coat*

sorry I'm late boss, I've just moved to another country and it took me a while to get back.

oh... you're not here :o
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