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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,449 Views)
Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

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Oh and another rule, chill, and I mean seriously, calm down.

Calm down??? I'm as calm as the morning mist on a small lake! If I ever get upset, you will definately be aware of it ;)

I take all my assignments very seriously and I believe my job here involves protecting my co-workers as well as our patrons. I will do what is necessary to accomplish that. If that's not why I'm here, cut me a check for my time and I'm gone.

In the meantime, *****politely shephards all the non employees to the door...."thanks for checking us out, please come back for our grand opening which will be any time now errr I hope ummm well soon maybe. If you know anyone looking for a job send them down ummmmmmmmmmm its sure gonna be boring here till we do open ummmm bybye for now...closes the door and looks around at the vast emptiness.....sighhhhhhhhhhh. :(
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Pulling up a seat to sing a song...
Posted Image

Yes it was swell, sure it was great
But I just remembered a subsequent date
It isn't that it wasn't perfectly stunning
But pardon me for loving and running
Mmmm, it was grand, that much is plain
But bubbles don't last in the best of champagne
I like your savoire faire, your manners are cunning
But pardon me for loving and running
I really gotta fly,
I got a hat to buy
I got my nails to be shined
I've got a train to catch,
I've got an egg to hatch
Besides, what's the difference, can't I change my mind?
Thanks for the tea, crumpets and ball
And did I say thanks for the use of the hall?
And as we say in French, excuse le pun
Pardon me if I love and run
You men are all alike
Give your finger and you want the whole arm
A lady's got to go sometime
So why get excited?
Where's the fire?
Who's ignited?
You better turn off that alarm
Now look, fun is fun but I've got work to do
And when I'm through I'm definitely through
Gotta fluctuate,
I've got some books to plate
I've got my laundry to dry
I've got to pluck a duck,
I've got to change my luck
Besides, I'm through, so why do I need an alibi?
Thank you so much, thanks for the waltz
Your feet was too fast but we all have our faults
So just unlock that door and lay down that gun
It's hard on you
It's hard on me
But pardon me if I love and run
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Entrance (Starcra)


You should seve your songs Parrrrtay...but don't let me stop you.^_^

Ok...nice work Jack...here now you can either sit by the bar or encourage anyone who's interested to try get a job here so that we could open. As long as you don't make them angry...
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Swaying room as the music starts
Strangers making the most of the dark
Two by two their bodies become one

I see you through the smoky air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare
You're so close but still a world away
What I'm dying to say, is that

I'm CrAzY for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm CrAzY for you, crazy for you

Trying hard to control my heart
I walk over to where you are
Eye to eye we need no words at all

Slowly now we begin to move
Every breath I'm deeper into you
Soon we two are standing still in time
If you read my mind, you'll see

I'm CrAzY for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
I'm CrAzY for you, crazy for you

It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you
And you know it's true
I'm CrAzY, CrAzY for you

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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

For me?????????????? :wub:
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Jacksong


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Sep 2 2004, 03:52 PM
*sighs as JD leaves* She didn't even take her two free drinks...

*sneaks in the back door, grabs the 2 drinks that JD left behind. Quickly slugs them both down before that "undead" guy sees me. Runs over to ParrrrTay, gives her a big kiss and tells her* "Sassy said we can come back and play in the cabanas any time, I've got time, can you get away?"
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Entrance (Starcra)


*hurls Jacksong into the wall telekineticly* Oh it's just you...Ok then, I suppose I could let you go...this time...
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Jacksong


Sorry, I was just telling ParrrrTay that she could have my old 78's from the 20's, 30's and 40's to play here.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Alright then ;). Interested in becoming a manager...or waiter?
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Jacksong


Sorry, I am juggling 3 jobs allready, but I will be a customer.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Alright, no problem then ;). *hands out fliers around the neighbour hood advertising*
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

"Thanks for the vinyl's Jacksong, I think I shall spin one for you"

If you're blue
and you don't know
where to go to
why don't you go
where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz

Different types
who wear a daycoat
pants with stripes
and cutaway coat
perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
(Super-duper)

Come, let's mix
where Rockefellers
walk with sticks
or "umberellas"
in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do
Up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare
With their noses in the air?

High hats
and narrow collars
White spats
and lots of dollars
Spending every dime
For a wonderful time!

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
(Super-duper)

If you're blue
and you don't know
where to go to
why don't you go where fashion sits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz...

Tips his hat just like an English chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy
Very snappy

You'll declare it's simply topping
To be there and hear them swapping
Smart tidbits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz
Puttin' on the Ritz...
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Entrance (Starcra)


It's up to you Parrrrtay but shouldn't you wait until...well, we open... :blink: :wacko: :none:
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Well ya know ES, you have so many employees sitting around drinking so I thought they might enjoy some tunes while they await the GRANDE OPENING!
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Entrance (Starcra)


*thumbs up Parrrrtay* Alright then! I wonder when the destined three will come *Destiny music in the background*
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Carly Simon at Nightclub CrAzY

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if I'm really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

And I tell you how easy it is to be with you
And how right your arms feel around me.
Bit I rehearsed those words just late last night
When I was thinking about how right tonight might be.

Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

And tomorrow we might not be together
I'm no prophet, I don't know natures way
So I'll try to see into your eyes right now
And stay right here, 'cause these are the good old days.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Grand Party coming up to celebrate Autumn!

Everyone enters the Morning of the 20th and leaves nighttime 22nd.

Before entering make sure you get a go ahead from Jack_tarr or Antideluvia. (You can help by doing something crazy for them.

The Evil Penguin Child will be taking suggestions on how to improve the club then forwarding them to me.

Make suggestions for songs to Parrrrtay...don't just make go ahead and do them yourselves.

There are 12 tables labelled 1-12. Maless is assigned 1-6, Elizabethian 7-12. Wait for them to come to you to make an order.

If you don't want to wait for them you could go straight to the bar and order one from Herculeum.

I hope to see both Admins, Cabinet and Non-Admins/Cabinet.

Proceeds got to the club and I also hope to attract people to fill in the remaining positions. (No interviews during the three days)

Be there!

EDIT: The Evil Penguin Child, please take lead on the 20th, I might appear but for the majority of the time I'll be shooting a promotion for a play. I'll be back for the rest of the celebration though. Also, on one of the days we will have the Leaders of the Dwarves and the Leprechauns here. Because I believe it will be Hug a Dwarf/Leprechaun day.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

While waiting for the 20th to arrive....

Ten cents a dance, that's what they pay me
Gosh, how they weigh me down
Ten cents a dance, pansies and rough guys
Tough guys who tear my gown

Seven to midnight I hear drums
Loudly the saxophone blows
Trumpets are tearing my eardrums
Customers crush my toes

Sometimes I think I've found my hero
But it's a queer romance
All that you need is a ticket
Come on, big boy, ten cents a dance!
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Entrance (Starcra)


I'll need all employees here on the 20th by the way...
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Jacksong


For another free drink I will tell you something about the bar business
Thanks for the drink
When you "own" a nightclub, you never have any time off, or time to have fun,
you are always covering for the "employees" that are not there tonight, or the ones that have not yet been hired, and even when you have a full staff, there is always something that you need to be attending to. Owning a nightclub is a full time job, 24/7. Have fun.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Yes Jacksong...I realized ;) But I knew that before....so no free drink :P
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Entrance (Starcra)


*Comes crashing in through the wall which his Whitelighter of intelligence fixes right away* *His Bodyghosts escort him to the door* OK I now declare the celebration...OPEN!

Ok...I have to go EPC will take charge. Please read the announcement above. Don't worry if you seem to be left outside forever because the bouncers may not be here. I'll try come online from the studio and see if you're crazy enough to enter.

Please, I have decided no Election talk, especially when it comes to The Craziest as my DJ and good friend Parrrrtay and myself are runnign against each other and even though we can be backstabbing (Or bloodsucking in my case) vigilantes on the playing field...here we are allies ^_^.

Enjoy!

*The Floor is decorated with brown leaves*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Walks to the front door and opens it. Looks at the long line of anxious patrons and starts letting people in. Carding all the ladies in hopes of grabbing a phone number or two :wub:

Get ready Herc, its gonna be a busy night :D
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

Ok I got my tennis shoes on!I'm ready!
WHO NEEDS TO ORDER?
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Entrance (Starcra)


Thanks guys ^_^. Oh and Jack, when real people actually come let them do something Crazy for you before you let them in ^_^
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