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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,450 Views)
Entrance (Starcra)


*glares at Herc* At least wait till we open to except bribes!

And as for you Jack, if they all want a job, how come none of them are applying :glare:
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j delight
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Because...we 're dancing! Come on, Starcra, I'll sing my application to you - just have fun for now!

*Body bumps JT and Parrrrtay, and then grabs Starcra's hand*
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Entrance (Starcra)


Woah!*is caught by surprise and follows JD* As long as I get that application so we can officially open.
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j delight
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*As everyone sambas to the beat, JD stuffs a rolled-up paper into Starcra's pocket that reads...*

J Delight
WAITRIX
I know how to have fun, but I am not technically CRAZY - I'm WILD
I have lots of experience being patient with others. I managed not to kill several people. I managed to stay sober for the entyre wedding and reception.
Craze-O-Meter = 18.375 %
References - ask around
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Entrance (Starcra)


j delight
Sep 1 2004, 08:34 AM
J Delight
Cruise Director
I know how to have fun, but I am not technically CRAZY - I'm WILD
Craze-O-Meter = 18.375 %
References - ask around

Cruise director??I don't think that's on the list...I actually see you as a waitress 0_o. Or a manager. (Obviously not a waiter(masculine)). You don't need references or a Crazy meter...just a job from the three choices...* he tells her after reading the paper with a jam stain*
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Eastwales
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0......Quack!!

*Saunters in carrying a briefcase and looking decidedly shifty, sidles up to Starcra*

Hey, don't know who's got the gig at the moment but every club needs a reliable supplier for the hooch. I'm reliable and can certainly do you a very good deal, if you know what I mean!

*Slips Starcra the price list and wanders off to the bar to see if he can score a free drink*
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Entrance (Starcra)


People...the first post is constantly updated with peopel I do need!! Check that instead of making up posts! Herc, you know what I told you...
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j delight
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*on her way out, JD stops and shakes the hand of the guy who will attempt to be her boss (brave soul that he is)*

Make that manager on the app and we'lll call it good, yes?
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Abbidos


When does this place open? Lets get the party started!
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Entrance (Starcra)


When I get all the employees necessary ^_^_^_^
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j delight
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*pops her head in the door and sticks out her tongue*

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Entrance (Starcra)


Where is it? Dammit I can't find it and I'm becoming irritated (with myself :P) just post it again...as in new!
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Jack_Tarr
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****looks at his new boss with a jaundiced eye, walks over to his coworker antideluvia and mutters "we may need some restraints and the guys in white coats for this one!! He's got 50 people in here dying to spend money and all he can think about is an official employment application!

In his best attempt at a John Cleese accent, Jack yells out "HE'S A LOONEY!!!" :blink:
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Entrance (Starcra)


:glare: Well...maybe that's why I named the club the way I did...huh Jack? Yeah, If you guys could keep everyone out and only let them in if they individually specify they want to apply...you'd get another fiver.

Oh and J, well, that's not QUITE what I'm looking for, but for tring you get a free drink and maybe you could apply for waitress which was what I originally suggested for you...
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

I am proud to present....

Mr. Salsa himself......TITO PUENTE!!
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j delight
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*hears that crazy beat and runs back in to dance with Parrrrtay, JT and AntiD again!!**
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Jack_Tarr
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***moves and grooves with jd...gotta love the samba!!! gotta be the most sensual dance on the planet ;)

whispers to jd....you know, all we need is one witress and the boss will have no more excuses to keep this place closed. what do you say?

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j delight
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Well, I thought Eliz was the waitress....but sure, since it was you who asked. ^_^

*twirls in his arms*

Just as long as no one asks me to bring them a drink :lol:
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Entrance (Starcra)


That's the point of being a waitress...and Jack, you're wrong. I need one manager, a waiter and a waitress.

Ok, can I get some help here, who are actually the faitful employees, Antid, Herc, Parrrrtay...where are you guys..Eliz, you too. Am I missing someone...

Oh, and JD. Look here's free access to the club -WHEN IT OPEN's and take another free drink. I just can't employ you :wacko: you're turning the club and myself wild...!
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"They're watching you"

"ZZZzzzzoooOOOOOom.....KceeeerrrashhHHHH!!"

"Mmble, mumble" Squdge dusts himself down "Piggen Roller skates!"

"thanks god someone put that big ......."looks at Jack Tar who is busily trying to stand up "Ooops" thinks Squidge

*subtely sideskates to the bar and waves a free drink ticket signed by the owner at the barman*

"i'm thinking i wil have a Long Island ..psst ..make that a verry Long Island...with a dash of a Zombie in it and could i have it garnished with a triple tequila...yup Gold will be fine"

*carefully skates over to a table ,sits down and takes a large swig of his drink*

"WHOA!!...$%@^***....By Crimminee !.....................................................Thafts a goodth Long Ishland.....and falls over!*
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Entrance (Starcra)


*signals the Ok to Herc* Now...if only I could actually open. I hope I get this many persistant customers when we open. :wacko: :blink:
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Welp, looks like my work here is done, folks!

*laughs wildly, blows kisses all around and heads out*
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Jack_Tarr
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****brushes himself off, walks over to Starca, let me get this straight, this clown comes tooling in here on skates with no regard for anyone's safety knocks me on my keester, and you give him a free drink!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only reason I don't bust this guy up is I'd probably be arrested for assaulted nuts!!

If you expect me to work here, I need to know I will have management's support. The ball's in your court, tell me the rules so I'll know how to play.

Glares at squidgy... "Your antics just caused one of my favorite customers (j delite) to leave this club. Obviously you have something on the owner so you are off the hook this time,butttttt....if you ever show such disregard for the safetey and well being of our customers in here again, all the kings horses and all the kings men will be looking at you and scratching their heads in utter confusion! I hope we understand each other! :angry:
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(OOC - if you want this to be strictly RP of a certain type then you should say that and be very clear about it, Starcra ) :)
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Entrance (Starcra)


*sighs as JD leaves* She didn't even take her two free drinks...(OOC: I hope you weren't offended...)

Jack, he got a free drink because of other, personal reasons. I gave ti to him over the PM.

The rules, ok here they are, until we're open, I'd like you to do your job and let people in if they specify they are applying...like what Antid is doing. Oh and another rule, chill, and I mean seriously, calm down. :D Other then that take a drink from the bar. ^_^
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