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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,451 Views)
Abbidos


parrrrtay
Aug 30 2004, 03:49 PM
Hey if Herc can serve all these drinks why can't I spin the records yet?
Heck he is even playing MY jukebox....
No respect, I get no respect
*winks at JTarr*
C'mon whats a gal gotta do to get some action around here?

Well you could come over by my place, but I dont want to seem forward ;) :wub: ;)
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Name,
Jack Tarr

Position you are applying for,
Bouncer

Why you think you are good for the job,
I have spent a lot of time in all kinds of clubs with all kinds of people. I have a strong desire to prevent hostilities as I really don't like to see people get hurt. Blood and guts are so messy you know.

Your Past experience(resume)
22 years in United States Navy
Retired as Cheif Petty Officer
Last 18 years involved training personnel in Martial Arts and Self Defence

Documentation and References available on request.



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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Abbidos
Aug 30 2004, 04:11 PM
Well you could come over by my place, but I dont want to seem forward ;) :wub: ;)

Forward? NOT!
Wow, the take control kinda man....I love it! :wub: :eyes:

You do know I am certified CrAzY?


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Antideluvia
The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia

Acceptance Speech:

The man in the cowboy hat ascends to the top of the podium. And after he falls off the podium, he decides it's better to stand behind it.

"I am proud to be a bouncer here at this fine establishment. I will do my best to bounce people to the best of my abilities. Umm... I don't usually have to do this at the 24-Hour Convenience Store. Umm... Yeah. Everyone have fun!"

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Abbidos


parrrrtay
Aug 30 2004, 04:45 PM
Forward? NOT!
Wow, the take control kinda man....I love it! :wub: :eyes:

You do know I am certified CrAzY?

I heard there were crazies about, but I'm sure you wont bite (or maybe you will ;) )
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Entrance (Starcra)


Ok, Herc, Parrrrtay's right, unless it's an employee,don't serve any more drinks.

Thank you AntiDeluvia.

Jack, you're hired!

EPC, If you'r gonna apply you need to apply for one of the jobs above*he says sending a new penguin* And there is no need for a Crazy Level.

Oh, Bouncers, please escort the non-employees next to the door. Ask them if they would like to apply for a job, THEN let them in...

And a Crazy Level is NOT needed!
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j delight
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*surveys the club from a dark corner, where she has been lurking for some time*
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Oh! So it was you sitting in my corner! Well, can I smuggle you in a drink as the bar doesnt seem to be serving?
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j delight
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Got anything with gummies in it?
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Abbidos


gummies? :blink:
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j delight
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Shhhhh....gummy worms, gummy bears, you know... jelly candies. Good stuff

<munch munch chewy chewy>
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Entrance (Starcra)


*goes near everyone whispering behind his back*
*whispers* I know you're here...and if you worked for me the bar would be open to you ...*hint hint*
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Herculeum
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*the bartender snaps into action, breaking several laws of physics to instantaneously give everyone their drinks*
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Ok, Herc, Parrrrtay's right, unless it's an employee,don't serve any more drinks

*breaks the unwritten laws of bartending, and snatches the non-employees drinks*
*breaks the law (drinking age) and chugs all the recently snatched drinks*
:wacko: :blink: :none:

***That's what I get for leaving for 2 days...***
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Entrance (Starcra)
Aug 31 2004, 07:40 AM
EPC, If you'r gonna apply you need to apply for one of the jobs above*he says sending a new penguin* And there is no need for a Crazy Level.


Ummm im not sure if any of those are right for me. I could always be YOUR very own personal assistant. ^_^ Someone to help you out with your CrAzY scheldule and to tell you everythings going to be fine on the opening night. I could also arrange for all the stars to come for that opening night.

What do you think Starcra?
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Entrance (Starcra)
Aug 31 2004, 06:46 PM
*goes near everyone whispering behind his back*
*whispers* I know you're here...and if you worked for me the bar would be open to you ...*hint hint*

But that would be siding with the competition...

*slides j her secret supply of rum-infused gummies*

I hope they're ok, been playing around with them for a while. Just eat them nicely, else you'll have yulia and the league for kindness to gummi-bears on your back...

Herc...can I...sweeten you? *whispers, offering money-infused gummi-bears*
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Entrance (Starcra)


Actually EPC, a manager does just that :wacko: :eyes: :blink:
Try it out *nudgenudge*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

what so im hired as manager?
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Entrance (Starcra)


Well...there's a good chance you will be if you send in a suitable resume :eyes: *nudgenudgenudge**Winkwink*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Name:Tom Ernie Powel-Carter (TEPC for short)

position: Mangager

reason for applying: Sceretly offered the job, not very good at the other jobs.

Why I would be good: I like to manage things. :)Manage:) Manage:) Manage

To do list(if hired): Keep Starcra calm, Invite starpacular guest, help organise the opening night, hire cleaners for the night after.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Hmm...well your to do list, even though not required...saved you. Sure you're in, but don't worry I'll PM you all your duties as soon as we open!
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

OK I shall sing a song for all the employees until this CrAzY joint opens.

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It had to be you, it had to be you,
I wandered around an' finally found
Somebody who
Could make me be true
Could make me be blue
And even be glad, just to be sad, thinkin' of you,
Some others I've seen
Might never be mean
Might never be cross, or try to be boss,
But they wouldn't do
For nobody else gave me a thrill,
With all your faults, I love you still,
It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you!

Some others I've seen
Might never be mean
Might never be cross, or try to be boss,
But they wouldn't do
Nobody else gave me a thrill,
With all your faults, I love you still,
It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you!
It just had to be you!
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Herculeum
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Herc...can I...sweeten you? *whispers, offering money-infused gummi-bears*

OOC: That's either a really big gummy bear or a really small bill :lol:

*Phoenix takes the gummy bears, and does an excellent job of looking the other way as a bottle of Jack Daniels and some shot glasses slide down the bar and into Fidei's waiting hands*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Epc enters the crazeid out club in his new flash itailan suit. And hears partays voice, the voice of an angel :wub: . Goes up to her after shes finished and asks her if he couud have the hounour, of singing a duet with her.
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Jack_Tarr
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Hey Boss!!!!!
All these folks said they want to work here so I told them to hang at the bar and drink till you can talk to them.
Wow, this bouncie bouncie stuff is a lot of fun!
Now if the DJ would play a Samba, I want to dance with JDelite!! ^_^

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At the sound of her name, JD blinks several times and begins to grin. Who can resist a samba, afterall, especially with a saucy sailor? She gives sly wink and buys him another drink by way of a nod to Phoenix. She pops another gummy in her mouth and sees that crazy Parrrrtay has invited the band in the through the back entrance - the Tito Puente All-Stars! The job application will have to wait, for it is time to dance!!

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