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Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed!
Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,452 Views)
Entrance (Starcra)


Um...ok But before you leave a free drink, on me...Herc, could you give him something?
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Herculeum
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*finished mixing vodka, milk, and coffee liqueur before Starcra asked*
*SHAZAMs the white russian into GHS's hands*
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Entrance (Starcra)


*take a dolar out of his pocket* Tips for coming at such short notice!
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*takes a seat at the bar*
Alright DJ!!!!!
:band
I am honored to accept this wonderful position, when do I get to start spinning the records?
and is there any special kind of music I should play?
or will anything CrAzY do?
Is there a dress code?
Can I wear my tassles?
Can I sing?
and pole dance?
you do have a pole, don't you?

oh herc, I'll have what he's having (GHS)
Thanks love...

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Herculeum
4 8 15 16 23 42

*pours the remainder of the mix into the cup, it fills perfectly to the brim*
As he slides the glass down the bar, Phoenix says "I knew you'd want that. No, I really did. No I'm neither a commie, nor a fruit. well the same to you!!!
*Phoenix turns around and busies himself with the bottles*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Saunters into the club. Looks around checking out the facilities and nods with approval. Realizing that this place must be cool due to the large number of fine looking women present, strolls up to the bar next to parrrtay, puts a $20 on the bar and orders a SeaDog Ale for himself and tells the bartender to give parrrtay whatever she's drinking. :wub:
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*wonders in to start working*what do i wear for work? Where do i start?
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Herculeum
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*before it hits the table, the 20 disappears and is replaced by a seadog and yet another white russian.*
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Entrance (Starcra)


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am honored to accept this wonderful position, when do I get to start spinning the records?
and is there any special kind of music I should play?
or will anything CrAzY do?
Is there a dress code?
Can I wear my tassles?
Can I sing?
and pole dance?
you do have a pole, don't you?


You start spinning records as soon as we open ^_^. Any music will do, THere is no dress code, Feel to wear anything an nothingm you can sing, you can pole dance, there is a pole on the Dance floor section,

Oh and Jack, I'll let this one pass since you paid extra but we're actually employing for now...Interested in working? :D

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*wonders in to start working*what do i wear for work? Where do i start?

Feel free to wear as you wish, we start as soon as I have employed all I need*points to the sign ^_^.

Oh, and Herc, we only serve drinks her, lol :eyes:

All employees, as soon as work starts I'll PM you instructions and stuff so ya don't need to worry ^_^. For now employees can begin advertising that we're employing if they like.^_^
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Maless
Il Duce

*raids the club's storehouse while waiting for orders*
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*practicing a dance step while waiting for the grand opening*
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Entrance (Starcra)


*Looks at his employees and smiles* Oh and if anyone could get Antideluvia to come here and make his acceptance speech, that would be great! Apart of course from recuruiting other people to work, that would be even better... Double pay for one week per person in it for ya ^_^
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

*** places his empty bottle on the bar, orders another Sea Dog Ale, and sice the DJ is on break, hops on stage abd grabs the karaoke mike and starts singing
:band

"The Sailor's Prayer"

This dirty town has been my home since last time I was sailing,
But I'll not stay another day, I'd sooner go out whaling,

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

Paid off m' 'score' and then ashore, m' money soon was flying,
With Judy Lee upon my knee and in my ear she's lying.

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

With m' new-found friends, m' money spends, just as fast as winking,
But when I make to clear the slate the landlord says: "Keep drinking!".

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

With m' payoff gone, m' clothes in pawn and Judy set for leaving,
Six months' of pay's gone in three days but Judy isn't grieving.

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

When the crimp comes round I'll take his pound and his hand I'll be shaking,
Tomorrow morn' sail for The Horn just as the dawn is breaking.

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

For one last trip from port I'll ship but next time back I'm swearing,
I'll settle down in my home town, no more I'll go seafaring.

Oh lord above, send down a dove with beak as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

bows to the jeering audience, returns to the bar and sips his ale.

:shooters
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Herculeum
4 8 15 16 23 42

(from one fine sea song to another, a good :happy song too)

The topman and the afterguard were walking one day,
Said the topman to the afterguard, I mean for to pray,
For the rights of all sailors and the wrongs of all men,
And whatever I do pray for you must answer Amen.
Says the afterguard "Amen."

First I'll pray for the bosun with his little stick,
He calls out all hands then gives us a lick,
Strikes many a brave fellow then kicks him a-main,
May the Devil double triple damn him.
Says the afterguard "Amen."

Next I'll pray for the Purser who gives us to eat,
Spew-burgers rank butter and musty horsemeat,
With weevily biscuit while he gets the gain,
May the Devil double triple damn him.
Says the afterguard "Amen."

Then I'll pray for them navy officers who hold back our due,
We are owed three years wages and prize money too,
Well it's no pay for you Jack try next voyage again,
May the Devil double triple damn them.
Says the afterguard "Amen."

Well the last thing that I'll pray for is a drop of good beer,
For the Lord made the liquor our spirits for to cheer,
And where we had one pot I wish we had ten,
And never never want for grog my boys.
Said the afterguard "Amen."
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Now thats my idea of a bartender!!! ****slipd a fiver in the tip bowl knowing his Ale won't be spiked :)
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Entrance (Starcra)


Hey! *he shouts* Jack...The Club isn't open yet. You could apply for a job. But until then. Please. If you must stay here. Please sit down.

(Woah...I suddenly feel something really bad is gonna happen in RL)
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

THE CLUB ISN'T OPEN????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The barkeep has been serving me cold ones and putting me hard earned money in the till! The karaoke machine is warmed up and working! And you have lovely young ladies all over the place like parrrrtay over there!! How much more open can this club get? Besides, I sent work to the rest of me mates to head on over here so I gots to wait for em.

Now, as far as a job, I'll be happy to do some rigging work for you and all you gotta do is keep my mugg filled with cold Sea Dog Ale.

Turns and winks at Parrrrtay, ;) picks up his mug and takes a drink
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Entrance (Starcra)


Yes, you get free drinks, but you kinda need to apply *points above*. We don't even serve food here, The barman is trying to be nice, the jukebox is running because you switched it on :glare: and the girls are employees...heh heh...but we'll open officially soon... ;) ^_^
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Fine! I'll apply for one of the bouncer positions. I am over qualified as I have bounced off of most of the walls in most of the clubs and pubs in the region. So do I have the job? :wacko:
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Entrance (Starcra)


-_- Try using the form.

Name,
Position you are applying for,
Why you think you are good for the job,
Your Past experience(resume)

Woo...Herc, Some water please...this guy's making me dizzy. :wacko:
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The Grand High Squidgyness
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"They're watching you"

Pops in for a boogie and a long island ........"What !...not open!."...sidles up to the bar......."ahem....let me just top up the tip jar here with a couple of twenties...now...as you can't sell me a drink hows about a couple of long islands on the house....nudges Herculeum'...(and subtly points at tip jar ) "

"also you havent seen kloister around have you?...buggers got my mouse"
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Entrance (Starcra)


Oh no...I haven't seen HIM *sarcastic* :eyes: :unsure:

Why do people insist on breking the rule *looks at the club's name* Oh! :eyes: :D ^_^ Now I get it. :eyes:

Ok Herc, give him one, but a mini.
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Abbidos


*Walks in off the Street*
Hey everybody, just popping in to see how crazy this nightclub really is! B)
*Motioning to bartender*
Can I get a Jack Daniels? :D
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Hey if Herc can serve all these drinks why can't I spin the records yet?
Heck he is even playing MY jukebox....
No respect, I get no respect
*winks at JTarr*
C'mon whats a gal gotta do to get some action around here?


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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

slips in the nightclub unoticed and tabs starcra on the sholder. Starcra looks behind hiself and finds a penguin with a buissness card in its beak. he removes the cards and the penguin vanishes in a whisp or dark smoke.

It reads.................

name: The Mysterious Penguin Child (TMPC)

Position applying for: Mingler (mingle with the crowd, suggest good drinks, look for trouble, make sure club stays drug clean), / Entertainment:magican.

Why I think I am good for the job:(im slick, quick witted, charming but forgettable)

My Past experience:employed at several other nightcubs, undercover police work. Magican( easierly redirect peoples attention)

Pay: free entrance and drinks.

:wacko: CraZy :wacko: LeVel: Wacked out 78%+ 10% for having the nevre to apply for this job. A total of :wacko: 88% :wacko:
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