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| Nightclub Crazy; Crazy is the only thing allowed! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM (2,442 Views) | |
| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 03:19 AM Post #1 |
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Starcra Nightclub - Nightclub Crazy *Entrance walks in and smiles at his ne night club** the platform he is standing on has many table's and chairs just for chilling, a bit like P3**There are 12 tables here**On an elevated platform (about 3 steps) there is a big dancefloor**it is a typical dance floor with poles,a slightly elevated section for any bands the DJ might bring** On an even higher elevated section there is a section for lights and music which only the DJ and myself can access***A few steps below the Table and chair platform there is the bar where there are all sorts of drinks and chairs by the bar**there are also two doors in the bar section for two bathrooms 'just in case' or for 'getting lucky* *He puts out a sign : Wanted : 1 managers, 2 waiters (1 male, 1 female), 1 bouncer Opening hours sunset-sunrise. All the employees get automatic access to the club. For interview tell us, Name, Position you are applying for, Why you think you are good for the job, Your Past experience(resume) He goes back in and waits for someone to apply. Crew: Owner: Entrance (Starcra) Waiter:Maless Barman:Herculeum Waitress:Elizabethian DJ:Parrrrtay Bouncer:Antideluvia Manager:The Evil Penguin Child |
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| Antideluvia | Aug 26 2004, 11:26 AM Post #2 |
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The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia
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A man on a wobbly bicycle arrives and hands a dirty napkin to the proprieter, then gets back on his bicycle and slowly rides away. Name: Dirk Knight Position: Bouncer Reasons: I've gotten pretty good at roughing people up Experience: 2 years of roughing up experience at the 24-Hour Convenience Store of Antideluvia. They's a crazy bunch too. Crazy Level: Note the bicycle and napkin |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 11:29 AM Post #3 |
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*Calls him back* Could you give me a percentage... Sorry guys I forgot to mention, I want the crazy thing in percentage! Please think about the position you are applying for and think about how crazy you actually need to be for that position. 2 years at 24- hour store is pretty good... It all relies on the percentage...(I REALLY hope it doesn't ruin it.) |
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| Antideluvia | Aug 26 2004, 11:30 AM Post #4 |
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The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia
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Pulls out a D100. Ima have to go with 68% Crazy |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 11:34 AM Post #5 |
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Oooh. 68% is nice. Although it's not what I'm looking for in a Bouncer. ALTHOUGH since you did actually apply you get this pass which allows you access even if you stop being crazy and, even though you won't have free drinks I'd be happy to employ you as inside security...making sure no fights break out on the inside, it's half the pay of the Bouncers, which is...pretty good. Do you accept? *gives him the say yes look* |
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| Antideluvia | Aug 26 2004, 11:40 AM Post #6 |
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The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia
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Gives her the "Say Yes" response I'd love to help as much as possible! |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 11:42 AM Post #7 |
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*She is a he!* Yeah *hi fives him* Go have a drink, first one on me! |
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| Herculeum | Aug 26 2004, 01:53 PM Post #8 |
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*an arrow comes hissing out of the night, coming perilously close to hitting Starcra in the ear* Attached to the arrow is the following message: Name: Phoenix Uberslova Position: Bartender Reasons: I know what people are thinking.... Past Experience: Two years as a bartender in the Herculeum Asylum for the Criminally Insane Casino & Cathedral Crazy level: 83.59% |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 02:10 PM Post #9 |
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*Reviews the application and summons him* You know what people are think eh? That's dangerous....The experience is good. Definately good.OOOOOH! Crazy Level! You ALMOST made it!!! But I feel it such a terrible waste to let you go. So...I'll do the same like I did Anti, I'll employ you as a hmmm....*looks through history of all forms of employee's* Assistant Barman! You'll help him on rough nights, it's half the pay of the Barman(which is good too), and drinks aren't free except for this first one if you accept! |
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| parrrrtay | Aug 26 2004, 03:49 PM Post #10 |
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...
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*arrives by popping out of a cake in the center of the club* How about some LIVE entertainment? I would like to apply for a live entertainment position! What you didn't list that position, well then be a doll and re-write your ad. Resume: Name: Juwanna Dewitt Position: LIVE entertainment Past Experience: I was a table dancer for 2 years at Michigan Department of Corrections. Qualifications: I look good wearing tassles. CrAzY: I am 100% CrAzY by TSP popular vote. Referances: J Delight (President of my CrAzEd fan club) Jacksong (who knows me personally) Ben (who thinks I am off my rocker nuts) |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 26 2004, 04:00 PM Post #11 |
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Hmmm...Ok Juwanna. Live entertainment is actually the DJ, because s/he's in charge of music and Lights and apart from that s/he could always come down and perform any crazy tasks hence the name. ![]() Past experience and Qualifications are shaky. You didn't need referances, and I know I said no position required 100% but I suppose I could slip you through as the DJ. Do you accept? I know it's not Live entertainment, it's actually more. You get free drinks too. |
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| Elizabiethian | Aug 26 2004, 05:22 PM Post #12 |
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Got Rock?
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Name: Chloe Smith Position you are applying for: waitress Why you think you are good for the job: I am fast & cute !Your Past experience: 3 years waitressing at "Some Nightclub" Crazy Level: 87%
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| Maless | Aug 26 2004, 05:47 PM Post #13 |
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Il Duce
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Name: Jamal Gaumond Position:: Waiter Why you think you are good for the job: I'm really very... well perhaps its not for me to say... maybe I'm, at least I think I'm quite self confident. Your Past experience(resume): 4 years in Waffle Iron tech support Crazy Level: A meager 57% but I'd say its on the increase |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 02:01 AM Post #14 |
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Experience and why you think you are good is, well good. Let's see crazy level...87%...hmmm...
Ok...experience is fiarly good. Why you think you are good is not bad, modest. Yeah. ok...let's see crazy level...57%...hmmm. Aw hell, I'll abolish this crazy level thing...it's made everyone lose the position! Antideluvia you are Bouncer #1 Herculeum you are the Barman Parrrrtay you are the DJ Elizabethian you are Waitress #1 Malesss you are Waiter #1 If all of you accept your positions, which is what you applied for then you can start working when I employ the rest of the crew. Parrrrtay, a DJ is like the live entertainment here. When I employ everyone I'll send all my employees a PM with their jobs. Now all I need is a short( aline or two) acceptance speech so it can be official. Thanks
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| Maless | Aug 27 2004, 05:34 AM Post #15 |
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Il Duce
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Official eh... *drops to his knees* Oh thank you thank you!!! Now I can finally pay off that loanshark and I don't have to sell my kidney anymore and I can feed my kids :happy |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 05:35 AM Post #16 |
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Uh...sure thing...just hang around until I get everyone else's acceptance and people applying for the other positions. |
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| Herculeum | Aug 27 2004, 08:52 AM Post #17 |
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....I am the Barman, they are the barman, I am the walrus, koo-koo-kchoo... |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 08:54 AM Post #18 |
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I think that was an acceptance
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| The Grand High Squidgyness | Aug 27 2004, 09:23 AM Post #19 |
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"They're watching you"
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bangs on the door..(ermmm bang bang) rings doorbell...........(dittio) shoves letter under door sliks away with 10 burly bodyguards on tow |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 09:25 AM Post #20 |
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*picks up the letter and begins to read it* (Some help here Squidge) |
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| The Grand High Squidgyness | Aug 27 2004, 09:39 AM Post #21 |
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"They're watching you"
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THE LETTER Hi there I was initially thinking of offering my services as th seedy underworld insurance company , Where for a small taste of your weekly profits (Gross) I could positivley and asuredly 100% guarantee that your nightclub (May it last forever) would never accidently blow up, burn ,down,become infested with low life scum etc....yaddah yaddah yaddah... But "And i'm sure that you will breath a sigh of relief here" Cant really be bothered So as long as you have a private entertaining area for me and my 'business associates' and allow my good self a 'slate' then im sure we will pop in quite often ps....banged your bell and rang your door......no answer.... yours The Squidge |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 09:42 AM Post #22 |
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*summons Squidge* Opening hours are Sunset - Sunrise Now, as for what you require, what you see is what you get...there are 16 tables in 'main' section, 8 chairs by the bar. A dance floor. The Club hasn't opened yet although...you could suggest new things to the Club if you give in an applicationg to become a Manager... |
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| The Grand High Squidgyness | Aug 27 2004, 09:58 AM Post #23 |
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"They're watching you"
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*whilst enjoying a Long Island in the limo Squidge feels an unusual tingling....then disappears in a puff of smoke* *SHEZZZAM*......APPEARS STANDING BEFORE ENTRANCE *listens to what entrance has to say then phones associates* ok as manager i would expect free drinks and a quiet area for my Badger 'Sparky' who is with me always my expeirience is running Sparkadoobies ongoing beach party and am the current guiness book of records holder of the 'largest reefer in the world' my Crazy level is 100.5%....look up crazy in any dictionary and my name isnext to it ...hmmm all except the swahilli dictionary where crazy is swahilli for elephant dung any other requirements can be faked upon request i also come with my personal bodyguard who can be used for any peripheral duties such as window cleaning ,debt collecting,...erm window cleaning etc... |
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| Entrance (Starcra) | Aug 27 2004, 10:05 AM Post #24 |
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Woah! Slow down par'ner I don't give quiet areas but you obviously get free drinks. (I haven't employed you yet..) Experience isn't to good...I'm looking for someone a little more stable...and not so crazy even though you don't need a crazy level anymore. Maybe a Manager isn't the job for you...Would you care to try for Waiter or Bouncer? |
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| The Grand High Squidgyness | Aug 27 2004, 10:21 AM Post #25 |
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"They're watching you"
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*chats on phone to associates* "well you get what you pay for in life...obviously you cant afford my talents " but i will pop in with my retinue now and again.... *shakes entrances hand and waits for him to do the voodoo that ermm he-do so well..... SHAZZAMM BACK IN THE LIMOSINE !! "to the Casino james" |
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