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The Wedding
Topic Started: Aug 20 2004, 12:06 AM (2,309 Views)
Dilber


phew...good thing i didn't speak

realizes what he did

oops..
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Big-G of Neandertron
Like a Diamond bullet to the Brain

Ah but I have diplomatic immunity! :P
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*wipes a tear from her eye & grabs a tissue*
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Jacksong


Why does it seem that every time I go to church, it seems like I am there forever?
It does leave more time to daydream, but if I don't get another grog soon...
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Entrance (Starcra)


Erm...ok guys you can stop crying...I think the camera's left.
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

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Whispers, "The ceremony isn't over until the officiant finishes it! And I haven't heard Bisty say 'man & wife' yet!"

My dear, you can't say that any more or the CLU will be all over us!!

The correct vernacular is Husband and Wife! ;)

Pours another cup of punch for Bitsy and himself....salute!

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j delight
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*Thinks to herself to avoid a bridemaid's brawl...*

Wow, that Jack is a sturdy feller. Din't he pass out in the gutter a lil while ago? And there he is all politically correct an e'ythang. Dang!

*Gives Slacker a winning smile*
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Cerebricona
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Elizabiethian
Aug 22 2004, 03:03 PM
*wipes a tear from her eye & grabs a tissue*

*I put an arm around Elizabiethian's waist and give a brief squeeze. As my eyes tear up she offers me another tissue, which I use as I'm smiling. I think about how happy a day this is, and how much better it'll be in the reception.*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

***** Raising his glass on high.....Jack speaks those words that the guests have been waiting for:

Lady Rebels; htz3; by the powers vested in me by The Dominion of Darryayah and The State of Confusion, I now prounounce you Husband and Wife!!!!!!!

^_^
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LadyRebels
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Jack_Tarr
Aug 22 2004, 03:25 PM
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Whispers, "The ceremony isn't over until the officiant finishes it! And I haven't heard Bisty say 'man & wife' yet!"

My dear, you can't say that any more or the CLU will be all over us!!

The correct vernacular is Husband and Wife! ;)

Pours another cup of punch for Bitsy and himself....salute!

Well he said it........ :D

Bisty holds up her hands, and says in a loud clear voice......

"I now introduce you to Delegate Htz3 and Queen Sassy, Husband and Wife, by the power invested in me by TSP, and the Chruch of Bistmath. May you now kiss each other...."

Sassy whoops with joy then attacks htz3, giving him a lip lock that is hot enough for the ones in the front row to feel.
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Jack_Tarr
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************Runs out of the church at full tilt to make sure that theupgrades to the limo's suspension have been completed and ties all sorts of cans and toilet paper to the back bumper. Hands the driver the remote control for the cam corders and runs back into the church :blink:
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bistmath


*smiles happily at the new couple*

*whispers to Jack tarr* so when does this party begin again?


OOC: my apologies tired set in last night. i was asleep.
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j delight
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*gets knocked over by the impact waves, her flowers go flying as she falls into Fudgie and several people on the front row*

Dang, Sassy that was some kinda kiss!!
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LadyRebels
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OOC: good because you needed it. :wub: you doll face.
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Dickvandyke
Wouldn't you like to know

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

:fireworks

:htz3

Ball and chain, desk and chain, whatever :-P

Congrats to you both!
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htz3
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htz3 starts to pull Sassy down towards the floor but suddenly remembers where they are.

Hugs Sassy and a new wave of heat flows through the first few pews.

After the kiss is finished he puts his head against Sassy's and whispers

I love you
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LadyRebels
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Sassy straightens up her dress, then turns to everyone, smiling like the cat that just had the cream and the canary, then turns and tackles htz3 again, whispering in his ear

I Love You...... :wub:
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htz3
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While rolling on the floor htz3 says

"We better get out of here because 1 of 2 things is going to happen.

1 we will make love in front of all these people or and more likely
2 these people will kill us for not letting the reception start.
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j delight
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*mustering all the dignity she possible can, JD helps Sassy and her Cowboy up from the floor and hands S her roses. She whispers furtively..*

Husband and Wife....youre on...go GO! :wub:
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Caer Rialis
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**Looking carefully to his fdather, who is continuing his story to some poor soul, Aidan states clearly**

Congratulations to the pair of you. Now, where do I go to get a little drink?
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LadyRebels
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As they get up, Aladdin and Jasmine come out, and start to sing......

Artist: Brad Kane, Lea Salonga Lyrics
Song: A Whole New World Lyrics

(Aladdin:) I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
you last let your heart decide

(Aladdin:)I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride

(Aladdin:)A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

(Jasmine:)A whole new world
A dazzling place i never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now i'm in a whole new world
With you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you.

(Jasmine:)Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

(Jasmine:) A whole new world
(Aladdin:) Don't you dare close your eyes
(Jasmine:) A hundred thousand things to see
(Aladdin:) Hold your breath- it gets better
(Jasmine:)I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far I can't go back to where i used to be

(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) Every turn a surprize
(Aladdin:) With new horrizons to pursue
(Jasmine:) Every moment red letter

(both:) I'll chase them anywhere, there's time to spare, let me share this whole new world with you


(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) A whole new world
(Aladdin:)That's where we'll be
(Jasmine:) That's where we'll be
(Aladdin:) A thrilling chase
(Jasmine:) A wonderous place
(Both:) For you and me


Ver 2

(Aladdin:) A whole new world
(Jasmine:) Every turn a surprize
(Aladdin:) With new horrizons to pursue
(Jasmine:) Every moment gets better

Sassy takes a small side trip while going down the aisle, grabs the old Emperor up and hugs him, then kisses his cheek. She smiles at him, then runs back to htz3's side, where they run for the back of the church, to start the line out, then to be showered by the bird seed, then into the limo, hoping all the improvements have been done.......
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Caer Rialis
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**Oscar reels after that kiss and mutters** Aprhodite? No, no **shaking his hoary head** She's out with Ares yet again. I really ought to do something about that. I know **snaps fingers* Those chains. Oh, Cyclops! Cyclops! **Aidan looks over and groans** Bring me thos ethick chains I made. I gotta tie up my wife once more.
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Jack_Tarr
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****signals the band to start playing, offs his collar, grabs Bitsy's hand...
"Let's cut a rug doll" B)
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j delight
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thinks...OMG, could there be anyone drunker and more delusional? *Catches a bit of Oscar's diatribe and a whiff of AntiD and DVD and thinks...* oy I had to ask?

*Jerked back into the moment by the sound of Slacker clapping to congratulate the happy couple and joins in*

Wooo hooo!
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Caer Rialis
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**Hering Jack Tarr mention something about cutting a rug, Emperoer Oscar reaches into his coat and removes a large utility knife***

I believe you'll be needing this

**hands Jack Tarr the knife**
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