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The Wedding
Topic Started: Aug 20 2004, 12:06 AM (2,305 Views)
htz3
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Former Delegate Member of COG

A stagecoach comes rolling up to the church on Market Street.

htz3 steps out of the coach and gose into the church. Looks around.

"yup this will do fine."

Gose to the second pew on the brides side and ropes of the first 2 spaces with a white cord. Takes 2 nameplates out of his coat pocket Looks at them and makes sure to set them down with the names facing up. Takes a final look at them names.

Christie
THE MATT- DUCK


Gose into the back to change. Sits at the table in the back and starts to druming his his fingers on the table while he waits for the guests to start arriving..
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Entrance (Starcra)


*Comes running in* I'm here! *Is dressed in a Tux* Need a bestman or a priest?...

Congratulations Old Boy...I'll give you the Prezie at the Reception ^_^.
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htz3
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That is okay Entrance just sit down and enjoy the wedding or if you want you can greet anyone who comes till the wedding party shows up.

LOL that may not be till Sat. We just wanted people to all be able to get here at a good time for them.
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Entrance (Starcra)


Oh...I wanted to do something...*shrugs* I'm over it...

*waits to greet people* Where is the reception venue?
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tsrill
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*Walks in, greets everyone who is and isn't here, grabs a seat and falls asleep*
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Eastwales
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0......Quack!!

*waits in the bar over the road, where he has a great view of the entrance, and waits for the main group of guests to arrive*

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DWC
Impartially Biased

DWC wanders in to the church and sits down at the back, half way through the service. After a while he realizes that the couple getting married aren't Htz3 and LR, so he quietly gets up and sneaks out, leaving a gift of tropical fish food in compensation for crashing the party.

After driving around for a few days DWC finds the right church and again wanders in, and sits down near Tsrill. He also falls asleep.
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Dickvandyke
Wouldn't you like to know

A black limousine pulls up in front of the church. The driver gets out and opens the door. Out walks DVD clad in the finest Angelfire logo of the season. Behind him are his two dates, wearing dresses purchased specially for the occassion.

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*takes his place between the two girls and enters the church with them arm-in-arm*

Hello??? *looks around* It's pretty quiet in here. *notices Tsrill and DWC sleeping* Aww, how cute. They look so peaceful.

*walks over to the sleeping duo and takes their wallets, but after finding that neither has any money inside, the wallets are returned to the pockets of their rightful owners :P *

Damn. I'm going to have to find something around here to give as a present...
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Entrance (Starcra)


*welcomes all who have come* I feel weird doing this...

*mingles* I feel even weirder...
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Eastwales
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0......Quack!!

*still in the bar, Mobile/cell starts ringing, listens to message*

Damn won't be able to attend the ceremony

*rushes off vowing to make it up at the reception*
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Herculeum
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*the imperial Bentley pulls up to the door. Emperor Jason, accompanied by Vienna, enters, greets everyone in the church, and takes a seat on the right.
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Dickvandyke
Wouldn't you like to know

*wanders around the church looking for something to use as a "gift" to the newlyweds, but is unsucessful*

I'd go check out the bar across the street, but I don't want to miss the ceremony. It's a shame churches don't have bars in them.

*goes and stands up front like a good little boy*
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*a long black limo pulls up & out steps the most beautiful Elizabiethian!*
Hello everyone
*sits down to wait for the wedding to start*
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Entrance (Starcra)


*acts out Hamlet on the altar as a form of formal entertainment*
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

**Three black Lincoln towncars pull up front. A group of secret service men, in black suits, white shirts, black neckties and wayfarers, emerge, looking over the street. From the middle car emerges Emperor Oscar MacAllil and his son, the Crown Prince Aidan. They are wearing Hawaiin shirts and khakis, determined to use the CHurch to change. Oscar tuns to his son**

"Ah, weddings! Did you remember that wedding, some years ago, son? You know where the river nymph married that mortal hero. Ah, I recall it well. Word was, her son would be greater than her father, so Zeus, Poseidon and Hades all backed out. I was mighty chagrined myself, but, well, when you've are a gimpy old smith, you don't often get the faithful wives, if you know what I mean, my lad."
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

*Helps Entrance with the entertainment & greetings*
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Big-G of Neandertron
Like a Diamond bullet to the Brain

*a helicopter land outside the church and a man in uniform steps out. an aide follows closely with a huge pile of presents.*
aide:"uhg, these are very heavy sir."
"well hurry up taking those to the reception room and you won't have to hold them for much longer"
aide:"yes sir" *aide takes two steps then collapses*
"cant get the staff these days!" :eyes:

*Grand Duke Geraint Bursts through the doors to the church*
"I OBJECT! na just kidding how are you all? do I have time to sleep before the ceremony?"
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Elizabiethian
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Got Rock?

my gift is in the limo i'll go get it & put it with the others!
*brings in huge gift wrapped in the most gorgeous(sp?) paper*
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Cerebricona
Dakkon Antilles, President of Cerebricona

*Two helicopters marked with the Cerebriconian Flag and markings touch down nearby the church and spin down their rotors so that my clothes and hair don't get messed up. I step out of one of the helicopters and walk towards the church, along with two agents. As we approach the church, the helicopters take off for the nearby heliport.*

Ah, it is a lovely day for a wedding! *turns to the agents as we reach the church steps* Why don't you go over there and hang out with all the other heads of state security? It'll be a lot less boring, and I trust the security provided. *They acknowledge and move away while I enter the church, whereupon I greet every other leader from the region. Upon seeing DVD, I whistle and walk over to him.*

Well well well... you lucky guy. You've got good taste there; I can't help but love them. How'd you manage to convince them? Well, I'm sure Natalie can think of something to give the couple of the night... she didn't go to Harvard for nothing! *I smile at her charmingly* Well, have a good evening, I'll probably catch you at the reception. *I sit down in a pew about halfway back and take a seat on the isle. While I wait for others to arrive, I realize I forgot to bring my gift. But then I stop panicing, because its just in the helicopter...* *thinks: hmm, why not just give them the decoy helicopter? We can afford a new one....*
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Jack_Tarr
Exhaulted Master - Dominion of Darryayah

Walks in wearing his official "Universal Life Church" Minister suit. Looks around at the early arrivers and grins...this is gonna be GREAT!!!!!!!

Sets up a huge punch bowl and starts to fill it with Tequilla, Cantreau, Lime juice and ice.

Help yourselves everyone ;)

(If you are of legal age that is)!
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

A massive 30ft long sleigh skids gracefully along stoping out side the beautiful church, The snow machine mounted on the front of it paves the road with ice to help the rocket booster perpelled sleigh slide. Epc steps out with a 3ft adeille penguin by his side. They both waddle up into the church receiving a warm welcome from El and Starcra. The procide down though the rows watching the mingling and sleeping guests. and they stop by Dvd and his beautiful dates. Epc gives Dvd a coupon for a toaster to forfil is quest for a wedding present. They then carry on until they reach the nervous htz3. Epc picks up his penguin freind and presents it to the astonished groom. Epc walks away and finds a nice seat in the 3rd row, waiting for the pre-wedding entertainment. htz3 looks at the penguins collor and finds a tag attached, it reads:

Dear Htz3,
Hello my name is snowy, I am very socialable and freindly and good at entertaining quests. I will eat anything, especially fish and will require a small lake/pond/pool to swim in. Will need acational hugs.
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Big-G of Neandertron
Like a Diamond bullet to the Brain

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(If you are of legal age that is)!


err... I'm a of a legal age in poland! (hooray for loopholes!)
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Herculeum
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Jack_Tarr
Aug 20 2004, 02:01 PM
Help yourselves everyone  ;)

(If you are of legal age that is)!

*shakes fist* There's no reason why young people can't :shooters or :happy
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Antideluvia
The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia

A roughly bearded man in a dirty tuxedo makes his way up the street on a wobbly bicycle. He makes his way up to the front of the church, a package under one arm.

"The generally accepted quasi-leader type of Antideluvia is here to pay his respects to the bride and groom."

The usher takes the present, and shows the quasi-leader to a seat in the wedding chapel.
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Wachovia Coalition
visitor from the East Pacific

Brun Dahn walked down the street, noting the clear sunny sky. His loose-fitting clean white shirt, khaki's and woven sandels are spotless. Under his arm is a small package wrapped in large leaves.

As he came up to the church he noticed the great variety of people in attendance. Certainly the commander should have been there instead of him, he thought. But when other matters call him away what could one say.

He smiled at the usher as he handed over his gift, signed the guest book on behalf of Kreft and found a seat near the back of the church.
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