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Zen in the Wind is now booking passages; Clothing Optional Schooner Trips in Main
Topic Started: Jun 21 2004, 08:35 PM (905 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Dave gets a rather warm sensation in his right ear*

The comms burst into life...Dave...Dave...ensure that you check thoroughly any food or drink you may be offered...We have secured intel that everything may not be as it seems...Psychotropic drugs are suspected which could lead you into divulging far too much information...We have BIA Agents close to your position...The signal :nudge nudge wink wink: will bring in the assault team should you require them...
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PapaC
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Too late ...

Dave looks at the empty glass in his hand. Then at Helen's. Then at Jack's. JT's glass is still full ... Dave thinks to himself as the room takes off at a precarious angle. He looks desperately towards Helen ...

Helen's eyes fill with panic, and she stares at the residue in the bottom of her glass. "I always DID hate pink ..." she says, as the glass drops to the floor. Is it me, or did that glass fall upwards? she thinks, as she staggers across the room towards Dave ...

They meet in the middle of the room, holding onto each other for support. Their arms wrap around each other, and as they sink to their knees they stare incredulously at JT. Dave struggles hard to speak. "Just ... who ... the ... hell ... are ... you ... ???" manages to fight its way through his clenched teeth.

Helen notices the gleam in Jack's eye and, as the world turns through several shades of yellow, green and blue to a deep dark black, she grabs hold of Dave's hands.

Dave and Helen collapse onto each other. Their breathing is so shallow as to be almost undetectable, and their pulses have almost stopped. Just before he leaves his conciousness totally behind, Dave manages to whisper ... "nudge ... nudge ... wink ... wi ............................"
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

"nudge ... nudge ... wink ... wi ............................"

*The comms channel burbles into life once more...*

The assembled BIA Agents were ready...Ready as they were ever going to be...

*The lead Agent barked the instructions and as if by magic the clean room is full of BIA Agents, all dressed from head to paw in contamination suits and shouldering their JAM rifles ready for action should resistance be met...*

Through gestures and firm commands JT and security guards were instructed to lie down...face down...1/2 the Agents secured the clean room whilst the other 1/2 ensured that Helen and Dave were escorted from the building...

...It would take time to get them to a safe place...How much time did they have...The lead Agent picked up one of the fallen glasses and examined the residue at the bottom...It did not look good for Dave and Helen...They had to move quick...

...As quickly as the Agents had appeared, they disappeared and this time the mission had taken on critical significance...Would they be able to reverse the effects of the doping?..How much time did they have?..A tough one to call, but this was the situation and too many questions were not really helping right now...

...Running counter surveillance procedures the BIA Operatives moved steathily through the Harbour district and into downtown Market Street...The tail was clean and Dave and Helen were safe for the time being...But that would have to remain so for the forseeable future...The effects of the drugs could perhaps mean a lengthy rehabilitation period with round the clock care and surveillance...No mean task...Dave and Helen were going to be out of action for a little while at least and that should give the BIA chance to uncover exactly what had been happening over the past few weeks...

...The operation could be called a success but at what cost...Perhaps we did not yet understand that...


*Silence fell over the Market Street and only the sound of a motorcycle could be heard somewhere in the distance...*

Maybe it was time to call in a few favours after all...There are a few we can trust and rely on...
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Jack_Tarr
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*Sitting in a state of shock, drniks his glass of the antidote that had been so carefully produced to protect Helen and Dave*

"How could I have been so foolish not to think that the leaders of the BIA haden't already succumbed to the ink from Parrrrrtay's Scandal Sheet! This is obviously spreading much faster than we had anticipated."

Jack calls his minister of defence and orders the mobilization of all troops and agents. The borders are to be closed! Anyone trying without his express approval is to be eliminated without question. The Dominion of Darryayah WILL be protected from the Tabloid Idiots at all costs. Could Darryayah be the last bastion of intelligence? Will Jack be able to find a non infected ally to help him save the rest of the SP from total gross stupidity? Or is it too late for our poor hero?

*Jack lies down knowing that the affects of the antidote will be very strong for several hours. His mind is deeply troubled by the days events, but at the same time, he knows that his country is safe and secure as the antidote is being distributed among his countrymen. He also realizes that his great investment in their INPENETRABLE defencive weapons system may shortly be paying off in spades. And now, Jack must rest till his mind is again clear.*

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Jack_Tarr
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realizing that his normal intel sources have failed him, Jack outfits his flock of pet Albatross with mini cameras and Gonkulators set to sniff out the contaminated ink. One way or another we must find out how wide spread this epidemic is.

As the birds soar over the market street area, one of them flies over the BIA. As he does, the Gonkulator goes crazy with whistles and bells, scaring the "crap" out of the poor bird. The albatross hi tails it for home as he sees his load land on one of the BIA's top agents head.


*Sits at his computer checking out his latest intel. A plan is starting to form. The SP may yet be saved from the scourge of tabloid idiocy!
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Jack_Tarr
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*Smiles as he hears that Parrrrtay's abduction was a complete success.*

Knowing that she will be cured of the dreaded "tabloid idiocy" by the time she arrives at his bunker, Jack continues to pour through pages of intel all of which show that the BIA is indeed behind the "tainted ink". Will they be able to save Helen, Dave and the rest of the SP? Only time will tell.


STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES!

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Jack_Tarr
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*Greats the troops as they return from their mission and orders extra grog for all involved. Watches Parrrrtay disembark from the med evac unit totally cured and well rested.*

"Its great to have you back from the ever expanding world of tabloid idiots my dear. You must be starved after all you've been through. I have arranged a feast where we can relax and discuss what (if anything) we are going to do now. It's obvious that the BIA is behind all this. And to make matters worse, intel has informed me that one of my best men, General Disarray, has apparently gone over to the dark side. He was seen snooping in your office after we took you and was not under orders to do so.

How do you think we should procede at this point? Sometimes I feel like just packing it all in and taking a vacation to the beach at the DZ!

*Passes a plate of surf and turf to Parrrrtay*
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*The delusions are really biting hard and JT's psyche just can't seem to shake off the effects of tabloid idiocy...BIA experiments and research have concluded that the female of the species are not susceptable to the effects, but do act as carriers...All that time that JT spent with ParrrrTay only confirm that ParrrrTay was indeed a carrier and has infected quite a few people within the SP. How many can't be ascertained at present but the population is being monitored and results should be available soon...

...At least he is quarantined at the moment...

...Oh! those conspiracy theories...

...ParrrrTay will be perfectly safe with JT and it gives the BIA chance to have everything in place for their return...*
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

*Walks by angrily, after HQ told him to mind his own business and that the 'tabloid idiocy' problem is well taken care of. He dosent buy it, and is taking a vacation at a popualr cruise spot to mull his thoughts over.*
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Semartica
Nov 4 2004, 01:38 PM
*...mull histhoughts over.*

Does that taste anything like mulled wine?..
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Accually a little like vodka. I'll edit that.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*walks in wearing a black wig and wayfarers*

"Hi, I would like to book a passage for Schooner Trips in Main"
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Jack_Tarr
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parrrrtay
Nov 14 2004, 08:25 PM
*walks in wearing a black wig and wayfarers*

"Hi, I would like to book a passage for Schooner Trips in Main"

*Gives the gorgeous brunette in front of him a quick once over. looks in her eyes and immediately recognizes her*

"Parrrrtay, I can't get over how no matter what you are wearing, you just look beautiful. Our refit is just about complete and we are planning to sail with the tide on thursday morning. I'll put you in cabin 8 as there is plenty of stowage for your guitar (and, it's right next to mine) ;)
Feel free to bring your things aboard anytime after noon tomorrow."
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Is it getting HOT around the docks or is it just me?
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Semartica
Mikail Vlodmekov, Private Investigations.

Vell, aparently ze boat iz on fire.
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JD takes one last photo of the dock area to show Wicked Uncle Jacky and heads over to the hospital
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*The photo, not being the best quality may leave room for doubt about the whole fire...The authorities are ramping up their investigation into the whole affair...Arson and attempted murder have not been ruled out say a source close to the investigation...*

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