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Zepowa's Ju Ju Shop; Second story of The Silver Unicorn
Topic Started: May 12 2004, 10:01 PM (482 Views)
High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

*grins*

Ah, knowledge transfer? Difficult, but not too difficult. Here's what you do:

I give you a potion. You take it home, bring it to a boil, then write on a piece of paper how to make frog's legs. Burn it, put the ashes in the potion, stir it in real good, then turn the stove off and let it sit at room temperature for 24 hours. After that, you put it in their coffees, smoothies, bake it in something, anything you like. A teaspoon per person should do it.

*Goes in back, rolls out a keg*

If you have a whole factory, this should do you.

For payment... *Smile* Instead of lifetime supply of food, you just send me some of those live frogs, one a week, for my lifetime. Sound good?
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I need some Ju Ju's.
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Ju Ju Beas? Or actual Ju Ju?

Ju Ju Beas are a cowrie a bag (or whatever would equivalate a dollar for you :D)
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Jun 1 2004, 12:12 AM
Ju Ju Beas? Or actual Ju Ju?

Ju Ju Beas are a cowrie a bag (or whatever would equivalate a dollar for you :D)

I'll take the beas. How many bags in a box?
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

A dozen bags per box, and a box is 10 cowries.
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Its gonna be a long trip home, I'd better take two boxes.

Travellers check ok?
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

I figure you're good for it!

*Goes under the desk, pulls out two crates*

There y'are, m'dear! Where are you going, if you don't mind me asking? That is, where is home?
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Jun 1 2004, 06:53 PM
There y'are, m'dear! Where are you going, if you don't mind me asking? That is, where is home?

Cool! *writes check for 20 flow*

That should cover it.

Just another remote island in the south pacific...but the SP is pretty damn big!
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Ah island countries! That's what Zepowa is, you know, beautiful island country, where the chinchillas run free...

I hope you have fun!
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Jun 1 2004, 07:08 PM
Ah island countries! That's what Zepowa is, you know, beautiful island country, where the chinchillas run free...

I hope you have fun!

Back home *wipes tear* the Liger's run free in our lush forests.
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Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Oh, the Liger! Aren't they on the endangered species lists in a lot of countries? *shakes head* It's good to know they're safe somewhere.
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I don't believe they are a natural species. Our lovely scientists were playing with eggs and sperm and re-injection...genetists acting like boys in a sand box.
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Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Ooo...sandboxes...

So what are they a combination of?
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A liger is the result of breeding a male lion with a female tiger. It has stripes and spots. The spots are inherited from the lion parent even though adult lions do not appear to be spotted.
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Neat huh?

The opposite bread is the Ligon.
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Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Oooo...very nice!

...How does one...obtain one of these...Ligers, if they can at all...?
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Jun 1 2004, 07:39 PM
Oooo...very nice!

...How does one...obtain one of these...Ligers, if they can at all...?

Just come get one, remember we're an island. There not going anywhere.

I must header...thanx for the convo. Later.

*puts on back pack and walks away*
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High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Bye! *Grabs telephone* Hello? Operator?

*Comences to get numbers and purchasing orders for a Liger*
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Sounds perfect. For the fast help you have given me, I will send you 2 frogs a week. Just in case you loose one. or something. winks

Looks around room again, grabs her things (almost dropping keg on her foot).

I am sure we shall do buisness again.

scurries out the door
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Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

*Grin* Yes! Two frogs! This is a good deal...
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