Welcome Guest [Log In] [Register]
We have moved to http://tspforums.xyz/. Please join us at the new site.
This forum is archived and posting has been disabled. You do not need to register to access previously hidden areas. If you see any personally identifiable information, please alert the current Admin Team so that it can be moved to a private setting.
Welcome to The South Pacific Forums. We hope you enjoy your visit.


You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Evil Jokes For Young Hooligans; Evil, Untrusty or Vengful if so come in
Topic Started: May 11 2004, 01:35 PM (218 Views)
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

Hello all,


This is a proud day for Evilness kind, because now evil jokes are available on your local market street !YAY!

New Goods available today

>The pen that squirts ink in your eye when you write with it.

>The T-shirt that shrinks after 24 hours so you look like a loser.

>The mouse trap that could take out a full size Wolf

Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FideiDefensor
Member Avatar
curioser and curioser...

Wow, I could do with one of those mouse traps, I think Vientu's been at my gummies.

You know she ate the whole pack that I took camping? And the stocks have definitely been down at the market...

How much??
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

LOL damn that boy hair (vientu) umm for anyone else a coin of your choice but for you on the house
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FideiDefensor
Member Avatar
curioser and curioser...

Aaaw, sweet.
*Leaves to set up trap...*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

EPC waves to FD and stands as a proud man.... well boy, as his first customer scampers way (with an evil grin) into the distance.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Vientu


Dam you EPC um can i have one of those shrinking t-shirts i need revenge on Fidei
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Military Force
Wandering Ghost

not to be a pest but this is cleared right???
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Military Force
Wandering Ghost

ok it is. nevermind
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

Lol EPC hands over 1 super shrinking t-shit with a No BADGER emblem on it hehehe whilst announcing todays items.

>The 'Unsolveable' puzzle- Ever had as freind who wouldn' give up. Well give them 1 of these and you will get years of laughter and fun out of the satisfaction of knowing that they will never solve it.

>The blinding sunglasses- These Unique pair keep the sun out of your eyes, but slowly blind you each minute you are wearing them. They have a mini laser installed in the frame, which focuses on your inner eye an begins its evil work.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

100 Komodo's to a Dragon

Her' yea Her' yea Todays items are

>The exploding badger- Whats the best present you could ever give a person I here you cry, well a badger of course. Except this badger is different it's actually a robot (modelled on Phillipe) which acts exactly like a badger, untill one day when you have gotten really attached it just blows up in your face. Lets see who's laughing then.... muhahahaha....muhahaha...cough cough arhh my throat I really should stop doing that.

>The Fly sound machine- Ever noticed how annoying flys are no matter what you are doing well kno you can immatate their annoying sound with this handy pocket sized gadget. All you have to do is plant it in some one's room or in their bag and watch them struggle with the 'TFSM'.

Dont forget by less than two items and you will get a trick played on you. Muhahahaha !Cough! damn i really should stop that !Cough!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

Hey all, im going away for a week on the french exchange so i've left Fiedi and Vientu i charge of my store please be kind and keep it alive

Thankyou
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Darc Deimos
Watching Everyone HAIL MY AVATAR

Ye, ill be needing one of those giant mouse traps. (Heh this'll learn him)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FideiDefensor
Member Avatar
curioser and curioser...

Coming right up DD, anything else I can get you? I hear these blinding sunglasses are pretty good...
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

Hm...I like the sound of that shrinking t-shirt... How much?
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FideiDefensor
Member Avatar
curioser and curioser...

Well, lets say 2 silver pieces shall we? and I'll throw in a free itching sticker (stick it on someone's clothing and it releases wave upon wave of itching powder, made from Ancient Norwegian Chillis)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
High Priestess of Zepowa
Unica, High Priestess of Zepowa

*eyes widen, starts to grin evily*

Hm, I'm likin' this...

*Puts down two silver*

And worth every penny!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
FideiDefensor
Member Avatar
curioser and curioser...

Thankyou, come again!
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

Im back!!! any ways, todays items, all of the rest i have always in stock by the way.

>The fake fake glass bottle- have you ever seen those 'glass bottles' that look really but break really easierly well why not give your worst mate one of these. Strethened by a rare from of ee though titanuim this liittle knock out is sure to but them in to a coma. hehehe

I love this job.

Any one fancie any items on this fine summer's day??
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

This is a fine summers day indeed, becuase today i am announcing a new partner in my wonderful buissnes. From today Bluke is co-owner of this shop and in co-operation with Fiedi's market we are proud to announce our first every competion.

We are looking for a new exicting, evil and possibly lethal item to sell in the shop. The winner/s will recieve life time voucher for this shop and indeed 1 years supply of Rum Gummie milkshakes from fiedi.

Entrances to be posted here, or sent to me by pm. Closes 30th of June, Good Luck
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Bluke
Unregistered

Thank you EPC its a pleasure to be here B)
Quote Post Goto Top
 
The Evil Penguin Child
Member Avatar
Save trees, eat more beavers!

Ok current items available to Buy(see details above)


>The Evil pen
>The Shrinking t-shirt
>The Mouse-Wolf trap
>The 'Unsolveable' puzzle
>The blinding sunglasses
>The exploding badger
>The Fly sound machine
>The fake fake glass bottle

BUY BUY BUY while the stocks last
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · The Ghost Town · Next Topic »
Add Reply