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MF's Bachalor Party
Topic Started: Apr 2 2004, 04:06 PM (1,464 Views)
Abysseria


*benches the keg and tosses it into the back of his cart*

"Alright boys, beer's coming to you!"


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Jacksong


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Apr 5 2004, 06:07 PM
Hey, Jacksong. Good thing Wings don't have to meet those infadels from Anahiem :lol:

BPR, thanks for streaking through, all the guys needed that.

Last year Anaheim had a goalie who was unbeatable. This year he could not get his team to the playoffs.
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Blackshear
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*Grabs drinks and screeches out of room, shouting.*

Gotta go guys. Duty calls. I'll see you later.

*Grabs a stray lampshade on the way out.*
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Apr 6 2004, 07:54 AM
Last year Anaheim had a goalie who was unbeatable. This year he could not get his team to the playoffs.

Yep, that'll happen once in a while...I had Hasek in my pool, so much for that. The only goalie that you can count on is Broduer.

*straps on helmet equiped with beer can harness*

Ok, now that I have had way to much to drink...iths dime to dribe...

*steps on gas, head whips back from Gforce*
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Military Force
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BPR glad to have you babe. we'll definitley take ya.
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hey man, all naked chicks welcome.
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Caer Rialis
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Yes, naked chicks are alway . . . . . ****Finding myself distracted from the Patton theme from next door: Dadadah Dadadah Dadadah Dah!****

Is that the sound of paintball coming from next door?

****Go-cart slows to a stop****
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Nan
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Strolls quietly through the thread, dressed in her fur wrap and high heels...WoW, this is nothing like the party the girls are having. I just came to check while they played with Caspar and Chip. Think I'll head back over there now and see if there's any left for me.........
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well now I was told that it would be unseemly for the Delegate to strip....so I have been behaving....... :D
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Well, now, this is a public forum, so I guess all you can do for us is streak

***attention still pulled to the paint-ball arena next door***
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caer_rialis
Apr 6 2004, 08:14 PM
Yes, naked chicks are alway . . . . . ****Finding myself distracted from the Patton theme from next door: Dadadah Dadadah Dadadah Dah!****

Is that the sound of paintball coming from next door?

****Go-cart slows to a stop****

:: I come sliding around the corner and slam right into the back of CR's cart::

WTF!! I spilled my ......is that paint ball guns I hear?

:: I quickly bail out of my cart and run staggering toward the sounds of battle::
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Hoydonia
Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.

*Slipping into one of the castle's many secret passageways I change and reappear silently behind the boyz...*

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Splat! :P





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htz3
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Hazel can you get the women we talked about here otherwise there may be some serious things that may go wrong.
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Apr 6 2004, 10:47 PM
*Slipping into one of the castle's many secret passageways I change and reappear silently behind the boyz...*

***Climbs out of my go-cart and changes into artic camoflauge. By the time I get to the paint-ball arena, I can see a sultry, slim figure prowling behind the rest of the lads. I stalk forward and let fly, catching Hazel in the tushie***
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Hoydonia
Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.

*YEOWCH! Whirls around and begins spattering at CR turning him into into something akin to a tie-dye tee-shirt.* :P

Meanwhile back on stage Blondie is mingling with everyone and the Dew Drop Inn waitresses, Janet and Britney are beginning their warm up act...
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Caer Rialis
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***After becoming one of those dot paintings, I ducks for cover and begin using urban warfare training to get a better bead on Hazel and, well, heck, any other target of opportunity***
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Hoydonia
Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.

I figure since I don't have a clue as to what I'm doing I better RUN!

Runs away and hides under the outdoor bar after grabbing a bottle of Merlot and hopes I'll get to play prisoner later... :D
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Military Force
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Do you guys have any idea how much a paintball mortar costs? well i can say it's worth it.
*thunk*
*Paint-mortar shell drops on hazel, missing the merlot of course*
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Caer Rialis
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***Removes a bowling ball from my pack, screws in an eye hook and attached a two-foot length of chain. I paint in big red letters on the ball, FUDGETOPIA. Sneaking up with my mad stealth skills, I tackle MF, slapping a shackle about his left ankle***

There, now your outfit's complete with the ball and chain, my son.

***fires two shots at MF and dashes off***
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caer_rialis
Apr 7 2004, 12:43 PM
***Removes a bowling ball from my pack, screws in an eye hook and attached a two-foot length of chain. I paint in big red letters on the ball, FUDGETOPIA. Sneaking up with my mad stealth skills, I tackle MF, slapping a shackle about his left ankle***

There, now your outfit's complete with the ball and chain, my son.

***fires two shots at MF and dashes off***

already got one. now both legs match LOL.

Guess I'm stuck with cover fire and artillery strikes.
*pulls out paint sniper (custom made of course) and shoots my soon to be father-in-law in the back of the head*
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*sneaks into the arena and gets a bead on MF*
*fires three shots*
*disappears into one of those handy secret passages*
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Seeing MF is now to shackled runs over and unlocks one ball and chain. ducks as several paint balls whizzz by then returns fire.

Guys the strippers are here.
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***Pegs the Shaft with a salvo of shots*** Hmm, am I a lover or a fighter?
***Continues shooting, knowing taht somewhere out there Hazel is just waiting to be 'interrogated'***
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Apr 7 2004, 04:57 PM
Guys the strippers are here.

:) *rubs hands together*
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OOC If we were in the DZ I'd post some awesome shots I have of some strippers but we aren' so lets use the old imagination./OOC

htz3 takes careful aim at just around CR, fires several shoots as he empties his pait gun.

He takes the chance since CR will duck to go to the stage so he can intoduce the first stripper as soon as the battel ends.
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