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MF's Bachalor Party
Topic Started: Apr 2 2004, 04:06 PM (1,465 Views)
Caer Rialis
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HEy, it's not like we really have to worry about the groom getting hurt. After all, he's got three weeks to heal up.
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mavenu
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어머나!

*lost, so follows the fumes to the goKart track*

hears CR's comment, to tru, to tru
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Military Force
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Apr 4 2004, 11:14 PM
*evil giggle*

Who ever heard of the bride coming to the bachelor’s party? Isn’t the idea that she won’t be there? CR do something.

Hey CR didja know a pistol holster can hold like 4 shot glasses if you stack ‘em right.

Oh man. i can get the PW thru admin. :P We could go crash. but we won't. that's mean... but i could
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Apr 5 2004, 10:00 AM
Who ever heard of the bride coming to the bachelor’s party? Isn’t the idea that she won’t be there? CR do something.

Oh man. i can get the PW thru admin. :P We could go crash. but we won't. that's mean... but i could

Let's not and say we did.

Hey, get back into that go-cart, MF . . .. You use the brake, we'll make you down a bottle of Jack.

***I take fudgie by the arm*** Now, dear, I know you want to keep tabs on him, but don't worry, I'll attach the leash to his choke-chain when I give you away -_-

***I Escort fudgie away from the race-track, the bar, the Castel, heck, oout of the time-zone***
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Military Force
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i know we won't. it's not like me to NOSE IN!!!!
all better now.
but wait... what happens if i flip??
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Abysseria


GENTLEMEN!

It's great to finally be here. I was away this weekend visiting the wife's family. You know how that is;). Time for me to get caught up...

*shotguns a beer*

*BELCH!*

Now that's more like it.

*scratches ass-crack*

It's nice to let your guard down once in a....*see's Blondie*

Oh, pardon me miss. I thought I wasn't in the presence of mixed company. May I buy you a drink?

'To MF! Peace, happiness, and prosperity!*
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Military Force
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*runs into abby w/ a go-cart.*
woah, why don't you watch where yer goin'??
And i'm pleased ta hav ya...
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Apr 5 2004, 10:36 AM
i know we won't. it's not like me to NOSE IN!!!!
all better now.
but wait... what happens if i flip??

Easy . . ..don't flip.


***Eases into my own go-cart and floors it***
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Blackshear
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*A tall man in a dark suit with a strange red sash enters the room followed by a retinue of aides, support staff and hangers on. He scans the room quickly and heads to the heart of the festivities.*

Hello MF. It's been a long time. I understand congratulations are in order. I never thought fudge would make an honest man of you. ;)

All kidding aside, I come bearing gifts from the good people of The North Pacific.

*Snaps fingers and a half a dozen men enter the room carrying:*

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Now everyone knows that you can't drink beer without a proper mug. I hope you will take this as a token of my personal esteem.
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I hear you're having drunken go-kart races. Allow me to introduce the North Pacific's finest drunken go-karter, Hannah Everton:
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*Blackshear turns and dismisses his staff. He breaks into a big smile, removes his sash and loosens his collar.*

OK, official stuff done. Someone get me a drink, any drink. It's time to party!
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mavenu
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어머나!

passes Blackshear a molson's canadian. Want anything else?
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Military Force
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*gives Blackshear a manhattan from his holster*
*pats holster*
That's why i have it. Always prepared.
*takes beer mug*
Sweet dude. We have like 8 at home, from my parent's trips to germany. But none are this nice.
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*pulls out dozen cases of John Labbat Classic*

Hey Mavenu...CANUCKS...all the way, well unless the Flames school them.
Oh and hey...GE, you got an avatar. Lookin sharp man.
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mavenu
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itz the playoffs man....gotta show the flag *hick* man, this soda taste weird.
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Herculeum
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*wanders in wearing a charcoal suit and black tie*
Awesome! Karts!
*proceeds to burn rubber*
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well Van has changed face quite abit with Bert gone and the two new speedies with no finish comin in, but man Sanderson and the Twins can cylce the puck, but as soon as they get touched the stop skating. And Kiprisov for Calgary, best ever NHL GA average...INSANE.
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Drives cart to the beer kegs that Blackshear dropped off and fills 2 pitchers. Steering with the knees is something I have been doing for years. Crashes into Herculeum without spilling any beer and hollers real loud so TAH and Mavenu can hear him "Let's Go Red Wings"
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mavenu
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gives Jacksong a walker and a stretcher, so he can give to the red wings hockey team. :P

*watches the driving*
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Hey, Jacksong. Good thing Wings don't have to meet those infadels from Anahiem :lol:
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Caer Rialis
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***Cuts jacksong off as the BlackHawk's Flight song rings out*** Damn Hawks!
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blackplaidrose
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*bpr streaks through thread yelling "hello boys, hope you enjoy my little presence as I'm not invited to the Bachelorette Party" *
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Blackshear
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*Twofists the Canadian and manhattan.*

So, where's the dancing girls?

*Wanders over to Hannah, who's standing next to her go-kart.*

Wanna go for I ride? I'll steer, you can handle the stick shift.

*Gets into the go-kart and with Hannah on his lap pulls up next to the bar.*

I'll have a couple of rye and Cokes. To go.
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Oh and hey...GE, you got an avatar. Lookin sharp man.


Yes, after seven months, I've finally decided to get an avatar. I had somebody in The NP make it for me. Thanks for noticin'.
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Caer Rialis
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***Hits brakes to watch Bpr streak trhough the party***

Okay, MF, that's the one time we can hit the breaks. Not everyday a lusty wench runs through a bachelor party
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*Runs his Cart right into the back of CR*
Gahhhhh I spilt my drink and ruined my shirt!!!

*notices Bpr streaking*
What kind of bachelor party is this? Not that I'm complaining.
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***Doesn't even notice getting hit from behind as I just watch Bpr go***
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