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MF's Bachalor Party
Topic Started: Apr 2 2004, 04:06 PM (1,459 Views)
htz3
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Former Delegate Member of COG

htz3 comes walking in to the castel.

"Boy this place is great. I'm glad Hazel is letting us use this place."

htz3 walks over and checks out the stage.

One of the techies says"We need to do a sound check"

Luckily in walks Mick, Keith, Charlie, Robin, Bill, and amazingly Brian. OCC: Brian Jones died of an OD in 196/OOC

"Hey guys can you do Something so they can do a sound check?"

The Stones get up on stage and sing a very fitting song.
Start Me Up (Jagger/Richards)


If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up

Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up

You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop

You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum .

htz3 then checks the bar and the tables.

"okay let the party begin"
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Dawn and Sun
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*Shows up dressed casual. Makes his way to the bar*

Hey. Guess we will listen to the tunes and wait for the guest of honor to arrive :D
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htz3
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okay Poj I'll be off for awhile so tell anyone else who shows up the bar is open the bands are all upstairs so they just get who they want and let them sing.

See the balland chain if MF shows up before I get back attach it to him. ;)
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

I'm here.
*walks in wearing his black jacket and black jeans*
Let's get this thing started then.
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Dawn and Sun
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ok then
*hands MF a drink with one hand and circular weight with the other while a chain attached to it is attached to Mf's ankle.*(aka ball and chain)

Now you can get the idea before your wedded bliss even starts. btw blame shaft for this, its his idea. I will let others get some music started before I have George Strait play his music backwards so you know how to get your house, dog, boat, truck, and wife back down the road. :D
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Military Force
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geee, thanks guys -_-
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Jacksong


Hi MF, I had to get here early to get a good spot at the bar, hope you have a good time tonight. * Orders up a pitcher of White Russians *
Hi POJ, htz3, the Stones sound good tonight, who else is playing?
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

Hey jack good to see ya.

maybe dire straits, metallica (their old stuff mind you) i dunno who do you want?
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Jacksong


Military Force
Apr 2 2004, 08:05 PM
Hey jack good to see ya.

maybe dire straits, metallica (their old stuff mind you) i dunno who do you want?

Hey MF, this party is for you, so I'll be happy listening to your music. By the time I finish a few pitchers of White Russians it won't matter who is playing.
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

excellent. well said.
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Jacksong


*Jack orders another pitcher of White Russians*
Hey, I thought I saw Mark Knopfler wandering around, when will the strippers show up?
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Freedom_Fighter
Secretary of Defense (Retired)

::FF comes strolling in, fashionably late::

Hey, MF!! Congrats on getting married, I think :P I'll have a pitcher of Sam Adams. And like Jacksong said, where's the strippers? :unsure:
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Dawn and Sun
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very good question :lol:
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Jacksong


Hey FF, hell of a party, eh? *orders 2 pitchers of White Russians, one for each hand to stay balanced*
I think the girls will be here when Dire Straits set is finished.
Thought there would be a bigger turnout for this party.
Well, it's still early, I hear this one is going to last all weekend.
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Freedom_Fighter
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Wuth all of the women who like to go streaking through the threads here you'd think at least one of them would show up. :lol: Anyway, cheers to MF, the best damn general a region could ask for.
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htz3
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Jacksong
Apr 2 2004, 08:02 PM
Hi MF, I had to get here early to get a good spot at the bar, hope you have a good time tonight. * Orders up a pitcher of White Russians *
Hi POJ, htz3, the Stones sound good tonight, who else is playing?

Walks back in

"hey jackson whoever you want to play is here even the dead like Elvis if you want him.
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LadyRebels
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*walks in wearing a miniskirt, silk stockings, high heels, a blazer over a white shirt, with the emblem of LadyRebels over the pocket of the left side, hair in a bun, glasses on, and a pencil sticking out of the bun*

Sorry guys, was working on something......so did someone ask about strippers.... :D

and what can I get to drink?
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htz3
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The strippers will arrive this party gose till the 25 or till everyone leaves.

The bar is as awesome as who is playing They got some Johnnie Walker Blue Lable there. You almost never see that.
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Shnell


*Walks in late, dressed in smart casual*

G'day people,
Normally I am not one to turn up to partys, but what the hell its a special occasion. ^_^

*Walks to bar and orders a Scwarz Wald Teufel*
Congradulations MF!
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Military Force
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glad to see y'all. LR, how are ya?
Oh btw, someone requested that he get to see you.
*SFC Darvin walks in*
Hello Mi'lady. Glad to see you here.
*a polite nod*
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LadyRebels
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*truns to the SFC and Military, walks over and kisses Military's cheek*

Congrats hon, I love the set up here :D

*looks over at SFC Darvin*

how are you doing these days? :D
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Freedom_Fighter
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Hey LR! How's things? Are you here to perform :wub: or just enjoy the party? :lol: Either way, what can I get you to drink?
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LadyRebels
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*throws back head and laughs*

Not here to preform, sorry :wub: , but you never know a streaking might be called for later on..... :P

a Zombie would be nice. :D
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mavenu
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어머나!

*dressed casual* *agress with Shnell*

Congrats MF!

*orders a drink from the bar & watches the chaos*
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htz3
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Hey Schnell glad you could make it. mavenu good to see you my friend.

Okay since the strippers haven't gotten here yet I get someone to sing who is a women.

Debbie could you do a no. before these guys attack me :lol:

On stage walks Blondie.

"Call Me (Ben Liebrand Remix)"

Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
I know who you are
Come up off your colour chart
I know where you're coming from
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come, I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi

Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) my love
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me

Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, he speaks the languages of love
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, amore, chiamami, chiamami
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day-ay

Call me! (call me, call me, call me, call me)

Take me out and show me off
And put me on the scene
Dress me in the fashions
Of the nineteen-eighteen's
You're a man, no in-between
You know what your words can mean

Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any anytime
Call me (call me) for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime
Call me (call me)in my life
Call me (call me) in a sweet design
Call me, call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me), ah
Call me, ooh-ooh
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any anytime
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me for some sweet delight
Call me (call me), uh-huh
Call me [ad lib]
Call Me!
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