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| Market Street Street Market; for all your vittles and needs... | |
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| FideiDefensor | May 10 2004, 01:20 PM Post #126 |
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*Phillipe rubs against Vientu's legs until she bends down and tickles him behind the ears* He's learning to weld. He's made a nice little gate for his hutch so far, I think he's starting garden furniture this week. (don't worry, he's always supervised, and he's a very intelligent darling )*Hands Vientu a rum-gummi milkshake and drops some gummies for Phillipe* They're colour free gummies Vientu, you know what happened last time you had full-strength... Hey EPC! a penguin with a knife? not sure about that... Have a Misleading Pixie though, it'll make you feel better. |
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| FideiDefensor | May 10 2004, 03:06 PM Post #127 |
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Good Evening Friends, This is your resident beggar, Barry. We spoke before about my woeful situation, which is by the way, still woeful, and still in dire need of your help. But now I come to you with a different tale, one of a slightly more joyful persuasion. This evening, oh kindest listeners, I was appointed the honorary accountant of the Fidei Brand Ole Time Ginger Beer Plant. Am I to finally leave you? Oh sweet Hendrix no, my attentive audience. I remain on these cold hard streets, with my cold hard booze and my cold hard Mitzy. For you see, my machiavellian melee, I have chosen to stay here, both to be helped, and to help. I will base my accountancy services here in the market, to give a little back to those who have given to me. I am still bitter, I still beg, and I still need you, though I need your money more... Help yourself, Help me, clear that dirty conscience... |
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| Christie | May 10 2004, 03:09 PM Post #128 |
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Congrags Barry, you schmuck....gives him a hug and in doing so, slips a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue into his inside coat pocket. I am happy that you will not be leaving us, and was a little worried as Fidei had told me you were considering this position. Hands him a 5-silver....please, celebrate with a fine meal tonight, and best wishes on the job. And BTW, some of us are nice to you, not because of our conscience, but because we really do like you and think you are cool. Kisses barry on the forehead, then turns, looking for a misleading pixie that she had heard about..... |
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| FideiDefensor | May 10 2004, 03:12 PM Post #129 |
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Hmm, thaT Barry does like to exaggerate... Hands Christie a Misleading Pixie. I guarantee it will cheer you up and make you bounce... |
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| FideiDefensor | May 10 2004, 03:13 PM Post #130 |
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curioser and curioser...
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Blushes and quietly secretes the bottle within his jacket. Doses off, considering his next big speech, and dreaming of simple hermitude... |
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| Vientu | May 11 2004, 10:59 AM Post #131 |
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That was a one off i'm sure i'm ready for full strength again! Oh well it is still tasty. Do you rekon Phillipe would help me out by re-welding my garden furniture? It got broken as you know during that shameful full-strength gummy incident. |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 11:21 AM Post #132 |
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No chance, I'm not letting you near full-strength, I'm not going to be responsible for you again... That gnome was never the same, y'know he was in rehab for two months? *Walks over to Barry and has a hushed conversation for two or three minutes* |
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| Vientu | May 11 2004, 11:24 AM Post #133 |
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Yeah but it wasn't intentional and he did get better! Oh please just 3/4 strength then???? |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 11:26 AM Post #134 |
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NO. He didn't get better! he's still at the back of my shed; he refuses to leave! Phillipe hates him, they growl at each other every time they see each other... |
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| Vientu | May 11 2004, 11:33 AM Post #135 |
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well you could build him his own house and get Phillipe to weld the door bolts and stuff just don't tell him who it's for and it's not my fault that Phillipe doesn't like him! I didn't mean to anyway the whole fiasco was a misunderstood accident |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 11:42 AM Post #136 |
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No Would I lie to Phillipe?? |
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| Vientu | May 11 2004, 11:49 AM Post #137 |
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well tell him the truth then i'm sure he'd do it because it would get the gnome out of his way so they don't have a fight. *tickles Phillipe behing the ears and asks him* "What do you think Phillipe?" |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 11:51 AM Post #138 |
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*Phillipe, just smiles his badger smile and enjoys the tickling* You're still not getting those gummies. Have a brownie though, fresh batch... |
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| Vientu | May 11 2004, 11:54 AM Post #139 |
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woooo brownies *Vientu stops tickling Phillipe to take the biggest of the brownies he looks up and frowns before lying down looking particularly disgruntled* mmmm tasty can i have a misleading pixie then? |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 12:16 PM Post #140 |
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Yep, one Misleading Pixie coming up. Today's Specials: Fidei Brand Pineapple From the warm shores of Fidei Defensor, we bring you the traditional extra pointy pineapple. Very tasty and excellent for makeshift missiles. Cherry Pie served warm with cream |
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| The Evil Penguin Child | May 11 2004, 12:19 PM Post #141 |
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Save trees, eat more beavers!
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OOOooooo can I have a Cherry Pie with a fd brand pinapple smudged in the center.
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 12:22 PM Post #142 |
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as it's you EPC... OOC: ooh! did you do that latin test???:OOC Hands over the modified pie |
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| The Evil Penguin Child | May 11 2004, 12:31 PM Post #143 |
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Save trees, eat more beavers!
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yeh we did the random test( you still have to do it hehehe), Scoff Scoff though a clogged up mouth he mumbles thanks any chance of a 'misleading pixie', to clear my clogged up my air ways, by now gasping for breath. |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 12:48 PM Post #144 |
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curses, how hard was it? *hands EPC a misleading pixie with chocolate sprinkles* |
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| The Evil Penguin Child | May 11 2004, 01:11 PM Post #145 |
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Save trees, eat more beavers!
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With a White milk beard (does it have milk in it and is it white?) he says lol good luck with a sarcastic voice |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 01:13 PM Post #146 |
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Aaaw, no fair! and HOW did you get the milk-beard? |
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| The Evil Penguin Child | May 11 2004, 01:26 PM Post #147 |
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Save trees, eat more beavers!
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ummm snuck out and had a glass of milk at a different store
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 01:27 PM Post #148 |
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I see... What can I do with a bag of pink marshmallows? |
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| The Evil Penguin Child | May 11 2004, 01:38 PM Post #149 |
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Save trees, eat more beavers!
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umm give them to me, then vist my joke store and im a life time customer no more stupid milk for me!! |
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| FideiDefensor | May 11 2004, 01:42 PM Post #150 |
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I have a better idea: Late Special Toast your own marshmallows! Help yourself to a marshmallow and toasting stick, then pull up a hammock and toast on the handy portable fire at your feet! |
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