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Market Street Street Market; for all your vittles and needs...
Topic Started: Mar 29 2004, 11:52 AM (2,981 Views)
Yulia
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EPC, thank you. :wub:

As for the chocolate...Well... I'm sorry, but I prefer...Oh, say, two parts water, one part red wine vinegar and one part lemon juice. Stirred, not shaken. :P
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Liarg
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East of Gilead

Here, Yulia, try this homemade sassafrass tea-guaranteed to cure what ails you!

(Made from only the finest Liargian sassafrass ROOTS!)
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Yulia
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Liarg
Jul 2 2004, 11:15 AM
(Made from only the finest Liargian sassafrass ROOTS!)

You too, Liarg. :wub: You both succeeded in making me laugh. Twice.

Sassafrass tea? ...I don't know...*eyes it suspiciously, then shrugs and takes a sip*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

EPC gets behind the bar winking in philipes directions and starts making 1 Yulia special :D. Anything else for anyone else?
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Oh yes EPC... I shall like to request a Siam Stinker, a Mai Tai, a Zombie, a Red Dragon, a King and I Shadow, and a Scorpion,
PLEASE!

I am in a mood to get trashed on this day, and I just love all them exotic drinks with them cute little umbrellas in them!!
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How can you not love them? They are soooooooo cute!
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Ohhhhh! EPC gets busy rumaging through all the selves looking for he ingreidients, and after an hour all 7 exoctic drinks are layed out with their cute little umbrellas. EPC pokes Parrrrty with a long cane sevral times until she stirs.
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

*wakes up, stretches, yawns, rubs eyes and see's my drink order in front of me* :eyes:
"Thank you EPC" *hands EPC a freshly printed Benjamin for a tip*

LET THE ParrrrTay begin! :P
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PapaC
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Stares disconsolately at the only thing on the bar not gathered up by Parrrrtay: the bottle of Singha Thai beer.

"HEY - EPC - WHERE'S MY UMBRELLA THEN????????"
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Ohh sorry must of forgotten. :o . Here have a bowl of gummies, and two umbrellas!. So what food would you two be intrested in?.
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Liarg
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Walks in, looking thirsty. Waves to EPC and asks if Fidei has been around lately?
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

*rolls out of hammock, putting her foot in a fire and cussing terribly*

Cocktail umbrellas? Do you know how lethal those things are? Not that I'd know or anything... :none:

So you're thirsty eh? well I'd offer you a rum-gummi milkshake, but I think Phillipe's been in the stores. Him or Vientu... Come to think of it, not seen that girl around lately...

Anyway, I've got one bag left I reckon, might be just enough...
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Liarg
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Yes, I have heard nothing but rave reviews of your rum-gummi milkshakes. I would certainly love to try one..... :)
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

hmm, well, if you're sure you're ok with depriving the rest of us of things to melt on the fire...
*mixes up a milkshake and decorates with a BLUNT cocktail umbrella and hands it to Liarg*

Enjoy! ^_^

*finds some marshmallows and barbie-dolls to melt instead*
Must stop watching the 'black hole sun' video, it's subliminal messaging darn it!
*puts away the barbie doll with some resistance*
*toasts marshmallows*
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Liarg
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Very tasty! I see that the praise was not undeserved. I hope you are planning to restock your supplies, as I could become addicted in short order. :o
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Yes, gummi bears tend to have that effect on some people. They're also very hallucinogenic if coupled with tea and late night movies. I think it's all the pretty colours...
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But...Save the gummibears! *bites the head off one an' sticks it on the wall* This is what savage people do to those poor things. You should only sell gummi-bears to those who promise to let them die in peace, and not torture them. Because, see...*points to the gummi* that's what savage people do to gummis.

What about gummi-worms? :P
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shory
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walks in disoriented and smiles, because i have no idea what is goin on. :blink:
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Liarg
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Yulia
Jul 21 2004, 06:31 PM
But...Save the gummibears! *bites the head off one an' sticks it on the wall* This is what savage people do to those poor things. You should only sell gummi-bears to those who promise to let them die in peace, and not torture them. Because, see...*points to the gummi* that's what savage people do to gummis.

What about gummi-worms? :P

Sneaks over and eats the gummi bear stuck to the wall while Yulia is wondering about Shory's confused entrance...
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Yulia
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*Pokes Liarg in the side* :P Don't think I don't see you eating that poor defenseless, headless gummi bear in which I decapitated and so rudely stuck to Fidei's wall. :D ...Oh, dear... :lol:
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Liarg
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Hey, tickling is not fair! :o Sweeps Yulia off her feet and carries her like a baby over to the hammock recently vacated by Fidei....drops her into the hammock and starts tickling her ribs :lol: :none:
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Ack! :lol: Hehe...Hey! Whatever happend to...Eeheh...Tickling isn't fair? :o :lol: *covers her mouth with one hand while trying to push his hands away with the other* :D
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Liarg
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Slips and falls into hammock with Yulia :o , correcting his fall so as to avoid dumping them both into the fire :none: ....slides his arm under her shoulders and pulls her closer- :wub:

*ok then...how bout we call it a truce then....this is much more enjoyable anyway :eyes: *

carefully sets aside his rum-gummy milkshake-amazing that a drop was not wasted during the fall.....
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curioser and curioser...

shory
Jul 22 2004, 05:40 AM
walks in disoriented and smiles, because i have no idea what is goin on. :blink:

Hey, don't worry, neither do I... ^_^

Have a Misleading Pixie on the house for being new. Pull up a hammock (no, not that one, that one's...occupied :P), grab a toasting fork and melt some gelatinous based products on the campfire!
Yulia, the gummies are sedated, they feel no pain, honest!
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Jul 22 2004, 02:00 PM
(no, not that one, that one's...occupied :P)

Yulia, the gummies are sedated, they feel no pain, honest!

:lol: :eyes:

Sedated? ...I guess that's okay. I still think you should use gummi-worms or cheese blocks. Gummi cheese blocks, of course. They wouldn't care, y'see.

:D *Looks back at Liarg* ;) Hey there.
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Antideluvia
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Walks in, sits down, and orders a rum-gummi

Yules! Hey, I love your new av!
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