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Market Street Street Market; for all your vittles and needs...
Topic Started: Mar 29 2004, 11:52 AM (2,986 Views)
FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

*As the sun slowly sets over Fidei's farmstall, despite the perpetual sun of surrounding streets, a badger snores, an egg wobbles, and a sign appears...*
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Announcement!!!
To residents of the South Pacific!! Beginning today, and in partnership with Evil Jokes For Young Hooligans, Fidei's Farmstall is to hold it's first recipe competition!! The person who can make the most delicious, intriguing, interesting, tastebud-tingling dish or drink will win a lifetime supply of free rum-gummi milkshakes, a Golden Komodo and a gift certificate for Evil Jokes!! On top of this you can see your dish immortalised as a "special" and sold throughout the region! Entry recipes to be fully written and submitted to Fidei.
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The Evil Penguin Child
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EPC Ponders the pickling puzzle of how to win the comp but he is distressed when he remembers that he is one of the judges along with fiedi who are judging the comp, Blast he crys, I could of won that.
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FideiDefensor
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THAT is what you call a conflict of interests...
You don't need to win Komodos though! or a gift certificate to your shop! or free rum gummies! You've paid for about a year's worth already!
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Lol yeh nah i'll let the less talented people have a go and see great minds battle in a conflict of ultamate cookery.
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coughlesstalentedthanyoucoughimpossiblecough....

hmm, must get those coughing fits under control methinks.
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Be careful someone does not coughpoisonyourcoughsweetscough.
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FideiDefensor
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No one would poison me! Who would give them gummi bears if I weren't here?? ^_^ Anyway, I don't like the thought of Phillipe's revenge... :none:
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Phillipe??? that badger has a really shifty look, one day youmay turn around and bang there he is with a pair of sissors and evil blood shot glowing eyes. (cue the pyscho music)
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:o Firstly, It was a knife in psycho, and I see no shower curtains...
Secondly, nooo!! don't talk about Phillipe in that way!! he's the lovliest most wonderful badger in the world, and I'll cut off your pie and gummi supply if you say anything against him. You saw what gummi deprevation did to Vienttu, do you want that too??? :angry:
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The Evil Penguin Child
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sorry......
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Jun 6 2004, 12:24 PM
No one would poison me! Who would give them gummi bears if I weren't here?? ^_^ Anyway, I don't like the thought of Phillipe's revenge... :none:

NOOOOOOOO don't poison FideiDefensor, I shall surely parish without Rum-Gummies!!!!

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The Evil Penguin Child
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Im sorry, Noo please not the gummies!!!!! he says quibbling on the floor and offering badger pole (like a cat pole thinguybut for badgers) for phillipe and yet another komodo egg which this time is covered with blue and pink spots.
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hmm
*accepts EPC's gifts and hands Parrrrtay a large ice cream sundae covered in rum sauce and gummi bears*
Hey there! Nice to see ya!
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You saw what gummi deprevation did to Vienttu, do you want that too??? 
where the hell is bo.... I mean Vientu anyways??? :unsure:
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parrrrtay
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Thank You FideiDefensor for the ice cream sundae covered in rum sauce and gummi bears, you have truely saved my life!

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY :wub:
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FideiDefensor
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Anytime Parrrrtay, and please, call me Fidei, it's easier to type.
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Hey fiedi, can I have some gummies please and a scotch egg covered with marmalade for batty my new pet bat.
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Wow, your bat has good taste, that is a very special dish! If rather disgusting...
*hands over egg and gummi bears*
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Today's Special
Goober Grape Delicacies
We have tarts, pies, sandwiches, tea, all made with the wonderful Goober Grape.
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The Evil Penguin Child
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ooohhhh EPC licks his lips, I'll have a Pie please, And batty wiill have a bowl of raw goober grapes??? Thank You.
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FideiDefensor
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Sure thing EPC. Would you like fries with that?
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The Evil Penguin Child
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Yes please, and a cake please too :)
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FideiDefensor
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Hey! You're meant to be giving ME cake!!!
*mutters vaguely about not even being invited to her friends' parties*
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The Evil Penguin Child
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lol i'm so sorry............................. i would of thought u would have higher morales thn to ge down and dirty with supersoakers.
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Hell, you don't know me at all then!!! Water Pistols are mighty fun!! not all of us are wimps you know... Who won the Great Birthday Massacre?
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