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Market Street Street Market; for all your vittles and needs...
Topic Started: Mar 29 2004, 11:52 AM (2,979 Views)
FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Here yea! Here yea!

Welcome to the Market Street Street Market!

Peruse the many stalls at will, I guarantee you will find something to your liking, be it vittle, craft or skill.

Set up your own stall, from your shop or otherwise. Travelling or permanent, rent is 1 silver piece per week.
Coloured stripey roof-thingies are mandatory, flags and banners advised.

So pull up a plot and watch the money roll in. 2msquare each. Permanents will go on the list.

Permanent stalls
Fidei's Farmhouse
selling all fresh home-made, home-grown produce
Bitter Beggar Accountancy Firm need a good deed for today? find one at the market's resident experienced beggar service. Barry now doubles as an accountant!
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Hi, And welcome to Fidei's Farmhouse!

We sell only the freshest home-made, home grown produce, at rock-bottom prices!!!

Specials change by day or by week, depending on supply and demand.

TODAY we are selling, for your enjoyment:

Freshly made Loaves of various type
Homemade ginger beer, hot medium or mild
Our special pumpkin, parsnip and squash soup with nutmeg and cinnamon
Home Grown organic Gummi Bears

We also have Gummi Bear Tree Seeds of the best quality. They grow in warm climates and need plenty of glucose.
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Christie
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Wanders in off the street....Hey Fidei...how is business. I would like a pint of the mild ginger beer and a few of your gummi bears please. Can I run a tab here, or is it cash only? Mr. Grimm does not pay me till friday.....
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Well, as it's you...
Tab is begun ^_^

*hands christie ginger beer and gummis* enjoy!! They're yummy. I can show you how to plant your own gummi tree if you really like them.
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Christie
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Well, thanks....but if you do that for everyone, you will soon be out of business. I think I will stick you letting you do the work and I will enjoy the bounty of your labor.

Lovely little place you have here.....very peaceful and relaxing.
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

The tab's just for you, call it co-worker's benefits. (I won't give one to Vientu, she has a gummi problem, the bills will be through the roof before the end of the week! ) :D

Yeah, it's a nice spot (I picked the sunniest one on the street). Feel free to join me if you want some extra cash, all you need is something to sell!
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Christie
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Oh, I didn't mean the tab....I meant the secret of the gummi tree...if everyone has one, they won't buy from you.

I would like to have a booth, but am quite busy with GR and A right now...they have me on call 24/7 so it would be tough. I will think about it, though.

Thanks again!
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

No porblem, good point about the tree though. Just trying to spread some Gummi Love!
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Christie
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Wanders in on her way down the street....
Hello....HELLO!!!!!

Anyone here?
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Yeah, 'tis a bit quiet round here...
Maybe I'll send phillipe to round up some customers.
TODAYS SPECIAL:
Badger Hair Knitted jumpers- made entirely from the fur of consenting badgers.
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Christie
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Ahhh...that does not help me much...a little more than my normal "wardrobe" :)

Do you have a jar of Goober Grape around here anywhere...I am almost out and will have to resort to mixing the peanut butter and jelly myself, which is just too much to bear!!!!
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curioser and curioser...

Good evening friend.

I am barry, your resident beggar, and I am here today to address to you my terrible, terrible woes.

Oh the woeful woes are many and terrible, I was thrown out on my heel at the age of three and forced to spend a life destitute and cold on the hard streets of Fidei Defensor, where the rich are rich, but the poor are very poor.

At home, we had little. I had to share a bed with 16 brothers, shoes with 23, and food... well food was a luxury, unaffordable for people like us. Eventually my father tired of my hungriness, and sent me out to find my fortune, however, that fortune was not forthcoming.

Since then I met Mitzy, my dog here, and set up business in the Market Street Street Market, and found it rather prosperous. But I still need you. Although I need your money more...

Give generously...
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Warbird
Slightly amused

*wanders in wiping the last remnants of peanut oil off her arms*
Hey, Fidei, this is beautiful!

I'll have a ginger beer, a large bucket of Gummis and a loaf of farmer's bread. I have cash on hand.

*reaches into enormous tiara and pulls out several sivler pieces*

When will you have fresh herbs available? Ahhhh....

*sits down in hemp hammock-chair*

Just what I needed! :)
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FideiDefensor
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*Hands Gummis and bread to jammer and takes the money gratefully*

Glad you like our hammock, and I LOVE your tiara!!

The herbs should be ready by next wednesday, what strength ginger beer would you like? We have hot medium and mild. Also, can I interest you in one of our fantastic jumpers?
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curioser and curioser...

Goober Grape, hmmm, i knew i saw some around here SOMEWHERE...

ah, here it is *reachers under barrow* Shall I put that on your tab?
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Christie
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No thanks, I got paid friday, remember? How much do I owe you so far?
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curioser and curioser...

That's bronze for the beer, bronze for the gummies and one for the Grape...

2 silver pieces please! :D
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Military Force
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hmmm... Gummi-bears eh? I could go for some of them.
*looks around suspiciously waiting to be attacked, hand resting on holster*
How much for 3 trees, preferably 3 months old. I'm not good at the growing thing.
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Three months? uhh, that would be 3 pieces each ok?
Don't worry, noone's gonna attack you, well, Barry's looking a bit desperate...
(he's pacified by money)
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Christie
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Hands over three silver pieces-here ya go...keep the change for Barry :)

And thanks....this place is the greatist!
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Will do, he'll be very gratefull (as will MF i think...)
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Military Force
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*glares at barry*
Try me.
*hands over 9 silver*
Good enough?
I'll have someone by to get them, they won't fit on the bike.
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OK, I'll put them aside.
Can I interest anyone in one of these fantastic jumpers? Made from 100 % authentic consenting badger's fur! Phillipes to be exact.
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Military Force
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ummm... i dunno if that's exactly the look i'm going for...
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Oh but it is...
Cosy warm with extra pocket options that are ideal for things of a violent persuasion.
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