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What is your Battle Cry?
Topic Started: Mar 8 2004, 06:06 PM (248 Views)
The Liberal
Dude, Where did we park?

hehe, this is fun. What is your Battle Cry? Results are completly random, so try it a few times (with diff. names) for one ya like.
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Sprinting along the cliffs, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh The Liberal! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to contort you until the sun burns out, then bake cookies!!!"

and one from a name I use on another forum

Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Celebfan, hands clutching a mighty sword! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
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Yulia
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The Liberal
Mar 8 2004, 04:06 PM
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

:lol: I love that...

Mine:
Prowling across the cliffs, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh *edit*! And she gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to pound you so utterly, your timbers will shiver!!!"
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Slackervania
Sexy Succubus

Um, we did this one already. Go back a page or two.
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Caer Rialis
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Asleep

Actually, Salcker, I think it's more like three or four. I'll post mine again, though

As Caer Rialis

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Who is that, stalking along the hotel lobby! It is Caer Rialis, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"


As myself

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Who is that, rampaging along the wasteland! It is NAME WITHHELD, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to smack you in such an inhumane manner, it will be a new form of crime!!"


And as my old nickname

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Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the desert! It is Joker, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"


Wow, I'm thanked by the Devil and my victims are forsaken by Christ. Thank God I'm nonviolent
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tull
Capo Di Tutti Capi

Skulking over the tundra, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Tull! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to hump you until you spontaneously degenerate, and launch you into deep space!!" B)
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Kiara


Lo! Who is that, running out of the terrain! It is Kiara, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you into a fine spicy powder, and sever every head in sight!"


Prowling across the wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh *insert name here*! And she gives a spectacular grunt:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"
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tull
Capo Di Tutti Capi

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the tarmac! It is *edit*, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you backwards in time!"
I like the Tull one better! :lol: B)
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The Liberal
Dude, Where did we park?

oops, I'm a still a nOOb
my apologys :D
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Herculeum
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As Herculeum
Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the steppes! It is Herculeum, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you taste like chicken, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

As myself
Who is that, running on the tarmac! It is *edit*, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"

Hand puppet? I'm scared now!
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Nan
filosofi Doktor

:eyes:
Rampaging along the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Nankin Moy! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to torment you until Western Civilization implodes!!"

Oh, God - that nearly gave me an orgasm....western civilization imploding, that is...

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Caer Rialis
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Nan
Mar 8 2004, 09:48 PM
Rampaging along the steppes, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Nankin Moy! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm seriously going to torment you until Western Civilization implodes!!"

Color me impressed!
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Warbird
Slightly amused

Who is that, rampaging on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Fair Jammer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries vengefully:

"I'm going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"



Yes, hardened pitas!
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God-Emperor
Leto II

Yeah, we did have this one, but it was awhile ago. I'll post mine, again.

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Running on the tarmac, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh God-Emperor! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to fuck you so painfully, Buddha will explode!!!"
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tsrill
Unregistered

Oh, well, once again, then:

Tsrill:
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Zang! Who is that, skulking on the steppes! It is Tsrill, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"


:lol:

Real name:
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Striding across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh *name*! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to beat you all the way to Wackersdorf!!"


Beware, this thing is case sensitive.

-Tsrill.
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Stalking out of the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh (Real Name)! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to beat you with such zeal, you will see ultraviolet!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the tarmac! It is Kloister, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows apocalyptically:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Sprinting along the hotel lobby, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Mr Wibble! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to flog you beyond your expiration date!"
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Nan
filosofi Doktor

Using my favorite guys name I got the following --sigh--can't get away from psychic stuff OR scientific things no matter what I do.....

Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

RN: "This one's for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

HutSutRaw: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"
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The Monkeybutts
Plaything of the SP

As Monkeybutt:

Stalking on the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Monkeybutts! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to smash you with such disregard for common sense, Buddha will explode!!!"

As MB:

Striding across the candy store, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh MB! And she gives a cruel cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, man, that's some good coffee!!"

As Corky:

Sprinting through the desert, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Corky! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm seriously going to pound you until the Earth stands still!"
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mavenu
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어머나!

as mavenu
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Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the desert! It is Mavenu, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!"


as MY
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Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the hotel lobby! It is MY, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you in such an unsafe manner, you will drink poison and piss honey!!


Ironic in the second one is i don't drink...
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Jacksong


I must have missed it the first time around, and so...
Stalking across the cliffs, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Jacksong! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"In the name of malice, I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"
Posted Image
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Chewdogus


The Dogus:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the wasteland! It is The Dogus, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I tear into the enemy until my loins find satisfaction!!"

Chewdogus:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the mountains! It is Chewdogus, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

RN:
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is me, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"


I will have to say that this is different, but similar, because I had some different says than these. I like these one better! :D
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Yulia
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"For the love of beatings, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"


:lol: I love that.
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Molkovia
Don't Drink and Fly

Ahem...*Clears throat*

Striding through the candy store, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ali! And she gives an ominous grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!"

:D

Part 2

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the fields! It is Molkovia, hands clutching a mighty sword! She cries ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be f***ed for Satan!"

Asterisks put in by me, I'm of a delicate disposition... honest guv
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cool music


"I'm going to pound you so hard, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"
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