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| Clothes for the Neked; Open for business | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 28 2004, 12:35 PM (293 Views) | |
| Humanoids | Feb 28 2004, 12:35 PM Post #1 |
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[B]Name of Business: Clothes for the neked Purpose(s) of Building: Cloakroom for depositing clothing and body painting parlour[/B] Description of Building: The windows on to the building are all mirrored so no-one can see inside. The solid double door entrance is made from solid foot thick oak and the building is built from red brick. Inside there is a reception area where clothes can be deposited, a large chandelier hangs from the centre of the room, a sign by reception lists services and prices, as :- Locker (uninsured) $1 per day Locker (insured up to $500) - $5 per day Body Painting Prices subject to negotiation dependent on pattern Half body From $25 Full Body From $35 Speciality Flavours Available Chocolate Whipped Cream Caramel Marmite Vanilla Ice Cream (Warning this flavour is not durable) OTHER FLAVOURS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST Extras Chocolate Chips $2 Seasonal Fruits $3 - $5 Another sign on the wall states' Please do not ask the staff for Sexual favours as a pencil in the groin hurts! Both Genders! All walls are covered in purple velvet drapes, the carpet is very thick and is a deep red with a gold patttern. Around the walls are Deep Green leather armchairs for customers to wait in. To the right is a Mahogany door with a sign above saying Body Painting cubicles. The stairs to the 1st floor are to the left and are made from marble, a sign in elaborate gold script states 'First floor for souvenir shop, buy your own body painting equipment'. Theme : Monsieur Sarteeste has noticed the large amount of people who are fond of temporarily running naked and so has decided to open a cloakroom where their clothes can be looked after. Monsieur Sarteeste is also a renowned Body Painter and has a small team (both genders available) of dedicated body painters. Body paintings are available in any pattern desired, and speciality body painting is available in different flavours, Specials are Chocolate, Whipped Cream and Strawberries, and Caramel, For That 'Special Moment' |
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| Hoydonia | Feb 28 2004, 03:04 PM Post #2 |
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Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.
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Hmm, Hazel wanders in and says hello to Humaniods, wonders if I can get the similar charcoal "suit" with red tie that Demi Moore sported a while ago... |
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| Humanoids | Feb 28 2004, 03:16 PM Post #3 |
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Most certainly and what is more as our inaugural customer this one is on the house! Please feel free to enter a painting room and someone will be with you shortly, would you prefer a male or female painter? You can view a design that I consider appropriate here. demi moore |
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| Hoydonia | Feb 28 2004, 03:31 PM Post #4 |
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Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.
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*Wow! I'm flattered to be honored so. I'll have to send you a bottle of your choice from my hotel in return. * Hazel walks into the room and waits for whoever Humanoids send in male or female as long as this dosen't tickle too much. <grin> |
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| Humanoids | Feb 28 2004, 03:33 PM Post #5 |
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As our first customer I will send you the patron himself monsieur P Sarteeste, I am sorry the service is so slow sending you a link a few teething problems. It will only tickle for a few moments and the level of tickling really depends upon whether madam chooses to wear panties or go totally naked. |
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| Hoydonia | Feb 28 2004, 03:40 PM Post #6 |
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Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.
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* Well I guess I can't let this Brazilian waxing go to waste now can I.* |
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| Humanoids | Feb 28 2004, 03:41 PM Post #7 |
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* Msr Sarteeste enters and start painting* *After about 30 minutes it is done and Msr Sarteeste bows to Hoydonia* Madam it is complete and if I say so myself that is one of my better works, I hope you enjoy! |
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| Hoydonia | Feb 28 2004, 03:46 PM Post #8 |
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Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.
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*Thank you good sir! Kisses Msr Sarteeste* Hazel admires herself in the full length mirror and agrees this is fantastic. Wonders when anyone will notice. She walks slowly back to her hotel now rather conscious of the warm sun and also of drafts... |
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| Warbird | Mar 1 2004, 10:34 PM Post #9 |
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Slightly amused
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<walks right in, sits right down> I couldn't help but notice your fine artwork. If you please, sir, I don't have any clothes to store. Never do. National policy. I'd like a full-body mural with perhaps some fruit. I have a trampoline party to attend later, so everything must be farily durable, mon cheri. Festive yet not too perky.
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| Humanoids | Mar 5 2004, 06:07 PM Post #10 |
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paininthea**
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I apologize for my tardiness please choose a cubicle of your choice and I will bring you some choices shortly |
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| Humanoids | Mar 5 2004, 06:29 PM Post #11 |
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I must apologise to all my clients but as I cannot show them pictures this business will have to go on hold, I do not have my own web site and it appears that I cannot just cut and past an image onto these boards so au revoir for now. |
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| Jacksong | Mar 5 2004, 10:35 PM Post #12 |
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Well, here is one example of body art, but most of them belong in the DZ
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| Humanoids | Mar 6 2004, 12:18 AM Post #13 |
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oh do not get me wrong, I havemany hundreds of photos of my own and acess to many others it is just that it appears thatwithout a website I cannot advertise them. |
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| jammers | Mar 6 2004, 07:50 PM Post #14 |
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Guess I'll just have to improvise with Fruit Roll-ups, Twizzlers and some Silly String... :eyes:
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| Humanoids | Mar 11 2004, 06:05 PM Post #15 |
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paininthea**
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Ladies and gentlemen due to a technical problem I will be unable to reproduce any art expamles here unless someone with a little more knowledge of this site than me can instruct, if I use the IMG tab it wants a my webpage address. A free full body paint to anyone who can assist. |
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