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Grimm, Rieper and Associates; Funeral Directors
Topic Started: Feb 13 2004, 09:23 AM (3,469 Views)
Caer Rialis
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Asleep

***Looks to see if the zombie calls for "Brains, Brains". I take the drink and brownie***

Thanks Christie, I'm just trying to learn how I got LR's goat.
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Dawn and Sun
Sec Intel - Retired

Those deathshade lampshades (say that five times fast) are cool. :)

*said while trying to balance one and keep a drink at the same time*

Hey CR maybe it wasn't you.

*starts over to see whats up with LR*



Hope things start picking up for you LR. I'm sure keeping your glass filled will help :)
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LadyRebels
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oh nothing much, just thanking the Goddess that Leperchauns are immune to fumes is all.........*rolls eyes*

*takes a sip of drink and pulls shade back down, covering eyes*

now if I could just get rid of the headache and the quezziness I would be alright, good Goddess get the food away from me, please....
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jamz
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Christie, babe, lead me to the chamber. I brought an office-warming gift for you.
*hands C the keys to a hotel room*

His name is Tommy and he was the winner of the canoe races in Waimea.

Enjoy, my friend!
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Dawn and Sun
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LadyRebels
Mar 24 2004, 11:43 PM
oh nothing much, just thanking the Goddess that Leperchauns are immune to fumes is all.........*rolls eyes*

*takes a sip of drink and pulls shade back down, covering eyes*

now if I could just get rid of the headache and the quezziness I would be alright, good Goddess get the food away from me, please....

foods gone.

Maybe some fresh air would help.

I can't believe you stayed in there. Actually you weren't the only one. :)
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LadyRebels
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I did not mean to stay in there, but once the fumes hit, everything was just so dang funny, ya know?

and thanks for getting the food away..... :)
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htz3
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Wakes up( ooc: I seem to be ffalling alseep all over the SP lately:) /ooc)

Gose and greets LR.

"Hey there hon glad to see you made it"

"Christie may I please have a grog?"
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Dawn and Sun
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*Comes by with grog*

and a Good Morning to you.

Glad you are still here as well. I admit I was tempted to see if we could move you into something rectangular with blue cushions without waking you up :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Mearnskirk
Retired Undertaker

* Josiah Grimm moves round the room exhanging pleasantries with each guest, replenishing drinks and offering hors d'oeuvres and brownies *

*Promise of Joshua is suddenly aware of Ebeneezer Rieper's presence beside him *

I think you'll find that we've taken measures to remove any such temptations to try out our merchandise. :)
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Christie
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caer_rialis
Mar 24 2004, 05:01 PM
***Looks to see if the zombie calls for "Brains, Brains". I take the drink and brownie***

Thanks Christie, I'm just trying to learn how I got LR's goat.

Did you say goat? If it is a goat you require, I am sure that we would be able to provide one. As well as candles, hooded robes, and a ceremonial blade to aid in the sacrafice.....

Errr- but I sense from the look on your face that is not what you were talking about?
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Christie
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htz3
Mar 25 2004, 12:59 AM
Wakes up( ooc: I seem to be ffalling alseep all over the SP lately:) /ooc)

Gose and greets LR.

"Hey there hon glad to see you made it"

"Christie may I please have a grog?"

Immediately produces a large stein containing grog, and offers up another of Fidei's exceptional brownies. Anything else I can do for you sir? Hope everything is to your liking..... :)
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Christie
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Promise of Joshua
Mar 25 2004, 08:01 AM
*Comes by with grog*

and a Good Morning to you.

Glad you are still here as well. I admit I was tempted to see if we could move you into something rectangular with blue cushions without waking you up :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey Rick, you joke, but honestly I slept in one of our finest coffins one night and they are very comfortable. Everyone should consider getting one...we're all gonna need one someday anyway!

Are you enjoying yourself? Is there anything.......anything I can do for you? :eyes: :wub:
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Dawn and Sun
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Christie
Mar 25 2004, 09:49 AM

Hey Rick, you joke, but honestly I slept in one of our finest coffins one night and they are very comfortable. Everyone should consider getting one...we're all gonna need one someday anyway!

Are you enjoying yourself? Is there anything.......anything I can do for you? :eyes: :wub:

:lol:

I remember something about buying trouble on time so I don't think I want to visit one of those just yet. :lol: :D

and the company makes me realize I have all I need :wub:
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LadyRebels
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*sits there thinking a moment, then pulls out a bottle of white willow bark and takes two of them*

Well now I would think that trying out the mer. would be so cool, but then that is just me I suppose....... :wacko:

and yuck.......... :none:
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Dawn and Sun
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Mearnskirk
Mar 25 2004, 09:12 AM
* Josiah Grimm moves round the room exhanging pleasantries with each guest, replenishing drinks and offering hors d'oeuvres and brownies *

*Promise of Joshua is suddenly aware of Ebeneezer Rieper's presence beside him *

I think you'll find that we've taken measures to remove any such temptations to try out our merchandise. :)

why am I not surprised....
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LadyRebels
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but what if you feel like you can so use one right now? they are light proof right? :blink:
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Dawn and Sun
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I can't honestly claim first hand knowledge.

*Wondering in the back of my mind how "Vampirix" would look on a Merit nameplate*
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LadyRebels
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*thinking how Vamprix would be so original, beings as the main title was hijacked*

well it would be nice to get an answer to that one, and you know through those fumes, there was something there.......na had to be my imagination... :blink: right?
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Christie
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LadyRebels
Mar 25 2004, 02:42 PM
but what if you feel like you can so use one right now? they are light proof right? :blink:

They are indeed light proof, LR. We also have a model for,..."larger" individuals that will hold two normal sized people---that's a kinda neat thought isn't it???
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LadyRebels
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Christie
Mar 25 2004, 02:50 PM
LadyRebels
Mar 25 2004, 02:42 PM
but what if you feel like you can so use one right now? they are light proof right?  :blink:

They are indeed light proof, LR. We also have a model for,..."larger" individuals that will hold two normal sized people---that's a kinda neat thought isn't it???

"lager individuals"? ok ya cool idea..........*presses lips together, thinking a few thoughts*
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TOOL a HOO
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*walks up to christi, puts arm around her*

Hey Darlin' could I get a bleeding brains

*winks*
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Christie
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TOOL a HOO
Mar 25 2004, 03:18 PM
*walks up to christi, puts arm around her*

Hey Darlin' could I get a bleeding brains

*winks*

Sure, but be careful what you ask for....CR almost got a live goat a little earlier-- ;)
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curioser and curioser...

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LadyRebels
Mar 25 2004, 03:48 PM
*thinking how Vamprix would be so original, beings as the main title was hijacked*

well it would be nice to get an answer to that one, and you know through those fumes, there was something there.......na had to be my imagination... :blink: right?

hijacked? me.....never.....
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LadyRebels
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*tilts lampshade back and looks PoJ up and down*

Honey you could never be a Senatrix, no matter how hard you tried, although they do have the sugrical procedure nowadays, but you are to good lookin' of a man to go through that one :D , and besides that it would make me cry if you even thought of it.... :(
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