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Grimm, Rieper and Associates; Funeral Directors
Topic Started: Feb 13 2004, 09:23 AM (3,465 Views)
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PapaC
Apr 8 2004, 11:51 AM
Pleased to meet you Tool.




The Pleasure is mine.

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Sorry if I perplexed you earlier with that episode in the stable yard. You'll have to blame the proprietors


No worries already forgotten.

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And WHERE did you pull those glasses from?


Haha, your not the only one who knows majic!





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PapaC
0.5 Steamie; 0.5 FBB

*Wanders back, just for a second, and stares bewildered at the strange garment in the yucca plant pot. Shakes head and mutters*
"So that's what they look like ..."

Cheers Tool, see you soon.

*Gazes at the permanent moon outside the balcony window, and wonders if the sun will ever shine again (cue Walker Brothers ...)*

"Don't worry Christie, I shall return. And when I do ..."
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Christie
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No need to hurry off so quickly PapaC...the night is still so young......and I was enjoying your company......

but if you must go....you are welcome back any time. Blows a kiss his way..... :)
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PapaC
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*Catches the kiss and puts it in pocket*

"I'll save that one, but I really do have to go. You've no idea what time it is and there are things that must be done. Badgers to see, countries to run, that sort of thing - you know ..."

"By the way, if there's any sort of staff discount on that special package I might consider applying for a part-time job. Let me know next time."
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Christie
Apr 8 2004, 11:56 AM
by the way, TaH.....looks at him with a grin, takes a deep breath and goes under the water, resurfacing moments later with his jockeys in her hand. Throws them across the deck where they land in a potted Yucca plant....no clothes allowed in the Hot Tub!!! :lol:

*looks surprised*

Hmm, not the first time I've been naked...I wonder if Kloister is comfortable with this.

*shrugs*
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Christie
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Hey, ;) , long as I stay between the two of you, neither should have any complaints right B) ?
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Lucky girl!
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Mearnskirk
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* Meanwhile, in Ebeneezer Rieper's locked office *

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Well, Mr... *She looks to him, as if for a name tag, just the view helps jog her memory* Rieper, we have simple requirements. We want something to honor Our Lady's cousin. It hasn't got to be overly fancy, but Our Lady has requested a closed casket funeral, and would appreciate something by the ocean. That's all she specified.


I'm sure we can arrange something suitable.

* hands over a brochure containing photographs of various caskets *

Have a look at these. Now, in the meantime, where is the deceased, and when were you thinking of having the committal? Is there to be a service, or were you thinking more along the lines of just a few close friends/relatives at the graveside? Were there any religious requirements?
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Christie
Apr 8 2004, 05:25 PM
Hey, ;) , long as I stay between the two of you, neither should have any complaints right B) ?

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I wonder if Kloister is comfortable with this.


No problems from this end! ;)
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Christie
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OK, just so everyone is comfortable and happy..... :)
Settles down in the warm water and puts her right hand on TaH,s left thigh and her left hand on Kloister's right thigh....

Ok guys, now what do you want to do??? :)
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*looks at christie, without bathing atire*

*blink blink*

:::EDIT:::

(mental note, read entire thread before commenting fool)
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Warbird
Slightly amused

uses key to open door from DZ into Christie's private balcony

Seems I've missed all the fun...for now.

leaves a jar of Goober Grape and heads back into the DZ
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Mearnskirk
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* A faint but irritating beeping noise from somewhere in Christie's quarters disturbs those in the tub *
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Warbird
Slightly amused

:none: Jammer randomly clicks on things around the room :none:

Ahhhh....there is no strange thing
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Mearnskirk
Apr 8 2004, 05:00 PM
* A faint but irritating beeping noise from somewhere in Christie's quarters disturbs those in the tub *

Uh-Oh---hate to break this up guys, but Mr. Grimm needs me...thats my pager.....

Gives TaH and Kloister a kiss and climbs out of the hottub and runs dripping into the apartment, where she pulls on her GRandA uniform and heads out the door........
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Aurasnathis


Good morrow
May I now request the return of my ring.
I understand that you have it in your safekeeping, for which I am grateful.
I slept in one of your more luxuriant coffins recently. Very comfy. Name your price for rent and I will gladly compensate ... however, I should let you know that some fool locked me in without first checking that I was, indeed, a corpse. I trust that you are not so lackadaisical in your day to day dealings. I would suppose you'd know when people were dead or not. How many undead have you buried exactly?
Regardless (yes) My ring, if you will?
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FideiDefensor
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curioser and curioser...

Aurasnathis, I'm sure you will notice that Mr Reiper is a little busy with...well, business at the moment, whether Mr Grimm can be of any assistance, I do not know, but if you could kindly step this way....

*Leads the weather beaten but sweet-smelling traveller into a nearby room with padded walls and chairs of white satin*

Can I offer you a drink and some nibbles whilst you wait? Ginger beer? Gummies? Brownies?
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Mearnskirk
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* a distinguished-seeming gentleman enters the room *

Ah, our squatter returns. Thanks for keeping him entertained, Fidei.

I was wondering whether you would come back for the rather dangerous object which you left here. Just out of curiosity, what do you intend to do with it?
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Aurasnathis




"Dangerous!?" :lol:
"How can a ring be dangerous? That is unless you tried to swallow it. It is of a rather sizeable nature. And what I intend to do with it is wear it. Now ... my ring if you please."
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Mearnskirk
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:glare: Hmm. Very well.

* Josiah Grimm reaches into his pocket and pulls out a ring, which he hands to Aurasnathis *

I feel there is more to this than meets the eye, but of course it does indeed belong to you. I ask only that you be careful of it - I wouldn't want to see it getting in to anyone else's hands.
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Aurasnathis




"Very kind of you. Now what do I owe you for lodgings? ... and did I hear mention of gummi bears?"

Traveller receives the ring graciously and gently places it on the middle finger of his left hand.
There is a slight ringing tone emitted (as of the rim of a wine glass played) and the stone of the jewel glints peculiarly for a moment.
Traveller smiles contentedly ...

"Actually, I fibbed a bit. I was not sure of your reaction should the true nature of the ring be revealed. However, I can assure you that it is not dangerous. It is merely a kind of key - I think that best describes it. Now you have been most gracious and I can see you are quite busy. I'll be out of your way anon. Nice decor, by the way"


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Mearnskirk
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I think if we just call it 6 silver pieces, that pays for cleaning and so on. And yes, help youself to one of Fidei's wonderful gummi bears.
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Aurasnathis





*The Traveller pulls back his sleeves and with prestidigital flourish draws down six silver pieces from the air and passes them to Mr Grimm*

"Forgive the theatrics. I just like doing that."

*Traveller whisps out through the door selecting a gummi bear as he passes. Waving over his back*

"Thankyou!" he calls and disappears up the street
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Christie
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Appears at Mr. Grimm's door and stands politely, awaiting invite to entry.....
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Mearnskirk
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* Josiah Grimm's office door swings open silently. Josiah Grimm can be seen seated in his comfortable wood and leather swivel chair behind his desk *

Do come in, Christie.
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