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Spango's Elite Grooming Parlour; Babs says: "Caam orn, fulch yer baadger
Topic Started: Feb 10 2004, 06:15 AM (901 Views)
j delight
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*A mysterious woman walks in carrying only a portable kareoke machine (having ditched the fogmaker) and wearing a kiwifruit suit, which does not itch but seems to be a tad too small *

I can't give you anything but love, baby,
That's the only thing I've plenty of, baby.
Dream awhile, scheme awhile, we're here to find
Happiness and I guess, all those things you've always pined for.
Gee, I'd like to see you looking swell, baby,
Diamond bracelets K-Mart-Sears Conglomeration doesn't sell, baby.
Till that lucky day you know darn well, baby,
I can't give you anything but looooooove!


*bends over carefully to pick up her things <rrrrrrrip!> and backs out of the grooming parlour. Goes here.*
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kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Babs is in deep 'womens' conversation with the part-time cleaner and dogsbody...Anne Cillary...*
Babs: Lor' luv a duck! So I said ter 'im what 'e ought ter be mawer careful where 'e puts 'is macaroons in future... Know what I mean?
Anne: Yee divvnae did you?..
Babs: Lor' luv a duck! I flamin' well did...I won't 'ave anyone show disrespect ter those lovely cakes... Know what I mean?
Anne: You're a strength te weh aal me love...

Babs: So I said to him that he ought to be more careful where he puts his macaroons in future...
Anne: You didn't did you?..
Babs: I flaming well did...I won't have anyone show disrespect to those lovely cakes...
Anne: You're a strength to us all my love...
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parrrrtay
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Do not follow me, for I am lost...

Do you happen to sell this?
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*Comes out of a back storage room, where she has been sorting through old issues of SCANDAL magazine and waiting for Trixie's weekly grooming. *

The Zen is truly gone...<sigh> Better check the hospitals again - see if JT has shown up anywhere yet. ..

Come on, Trixie, love, we've got <shudder> shopping to do for the Bash and a few stops to make before nightfall.

*JD hugs her dear friend to her*

Thanks, Babs, nice job as always!

*She says in a sincere but far from truly cheery manner and off they go...*
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parrrrtay
Nov 26 2004, 03:57 PM
Do you happen to sell this?
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Oh my lawd! We certainly do sell what my love...How many pots would yew nosey pike ter buy? Lumme!

We certainly do sell that my love...How many pots would you like to buy?
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Fudgie
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*wanders in with Stefanie in her arms and Antonio on a leash*

Just dropping off the little ones - and could you please check Stefanie's progress on the pregnancy please? She seems healthy, but I want to be sure.

Oh - and Antonio needs his toenails done please.
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Lor' luv a duck! It'll be my pleasure love...Will yew be stayin' fer a while?..I 'ave just put on a fresh napalm ov tea... Know what I mean?

It will be my pleasure love...Will you be staying for a while?..I have just put on a fresh pot of tea...
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Just one pot for now love, thought I would try it out.
Does it come scentless?
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Fudgie
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I can stay for a bit - and a tea would be lovely.
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kloister
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ParrrrTay
 
Just one pot for now love, thought I would try it out.
Does it come scentless?

Sure thin' love...It is completely odourless but'll help ter mask some ov that Dennis and Gnasher muskiness that I Adam and Eve Erica suffers from, from timte ter time...That'll be a Lady Godiva and would yew like the receipt in the bag?..
Sure thing love...It is completely odourless but will help to mask some of that Badger muskiness that I believe Erica suffers from, from timte to time...That will be a fiver and would you like the receipt in the bag?..

Fudge
 
I can stay for a bit - and a tea would be lovely.

I would like that very much...Usually folks are in such a rush ter get somewhere that it can get a bit lonely...So tell me what's the Rex Mossop on the Field of Wheat at the moment chuck?..
I would like that very much...Usually people are in such a rush to get somewhere that it can get a bit lonely...So tell me what's the gossip on the street at the moment chuck?..
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*Parrrrtay walks into Spango's Elite Grooming Parlour with Erica beside her and all heads turn in awe*

"Thank you, and the receipt in the bag would be good, also could I please get Erica's claws sharpened for the next Badger race?"
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Claws sharpened...Not a problem turtle dove...We'll 'ave them done quickly whilst yew wait...Grab yourself a cup ov rosey lee and magazine and put yer Plates of Isle of Skye Dog's Eye up for Jack's Alive minutes...

Claws sharpened...Not a problem love...We will have them done quickly whilst you wait...Grab yourself a cup of tea and magazine and put your feet up for five minutes...
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*JD runs in with Jean-Luc and Trixie*

OK - party day after tomorrow - need the Full Fulching for these two....

*Looks at clipboard*

and an extra can of fulchng powder to keep on hand. Goodness knows the Timewarp can really wreak havoc on badger fur - got to keep them dry and not overly musky, you know?

Gotta run!

*blows a kiss and dashes out the door ======>>>>*
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

*Babs picks up the pile of mail waiting for her by the front door and crosses over the kitchen to put the kettle on for a nice cup o' rosey lea...*
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*A man dresses as an evil clown with a strange smell of Badger comes running in, sets of a hairdryer which jumps around wildly, scaring the badgers making them run around crazily*

*He has already run away from the shop and screams* APLRIL FOOL!
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*walks in with my Liger*

Sit Spooky and stay. She's big, can you manage... she needs a groomin pretty bad.
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Tool...Good ter see yew here...Spooky yew say...What a Calvin Klein lookin' fellow...I am Bobby Moore we can 'ave him groomed and lookin' at his Mae West before yew know it...Leave him wiv me for an hour or two and help yourself ter the tea, Sticky Toffee or Guiness wiv a Creme de Menthe chaser if yew fancy somethin' a little stronger...There are also some great magazines...Most popular at the moment seems ter be 'The highlands ov Belgium'...

Just so that we are clear on eactly what yew want...Is Spooky wantin' ter keep the centre parting?..

So yew Scarpa and Noah's Ark yer Laugh and a Joke Screen Mum Kent and Dover there and let me get on wiv it...


*Several hours later...Spooky is definately looking sleeker and considerably more aerodynamic following the enhancement to his centre parting...*

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Right then young man...If that is ter yer satisfaction we can settle up or if yew would like ter open an account I am Bobby Moore we can come ter an arrangement...

Tool...Good to see you here...Spooky you say...What a fine looking fellow...I am sure we can have him groomed and looking at his best before you know it...Leave him with me for an hour or two and help yourself to the tea, coffee or Guiness with a Creme de Menthe chaser if you fancy something a little stronger...There are also some great magazines...Most popular at the moment seems to be 'The highlands of Belgium'...

Just so that we are clear on eactly what you want...Is Spooky wanting to keep the centre parting?..

So you go and park your bum over there and let me get on with it...

Right then young man...If that is to your satisfaction we can settle up or if you would like to open an account I am sure we can come to an arrangement...
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