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Spango's Elite Grooming Parlour; Babs says: "Caam orn, fulch yer baadger
Topic Started: Feb 10 2004, 06:15 AM (902 Views)
kloister
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Wibble & Spango, graciously welcome to their humble parlour, all those from the South Pacific, to the rather grand opening...

Creme de Menthe and Nibbles all round

The 1st 50 Grooming sessions are on the house.

The Badgers of the SP voice their support and appreciation

Badger Calls

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DWC
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Can I get a haircut? I'm too cheap to go to Rusty's Razor

*Looks at interesting badger paraphernalia*

I never knew that badgers had badchats!

*Looks at the owner strangely*

Why DO you have so much badger paraphernalia?
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Feb 10 2004, 11:24 AM
Can I get a haircut? I'm too cheap to go to Rusty's Razor

Why DO you have so much badger paraphernalia?

Human Grooming Eh! Branching out already...

What will it be then DWC?

The Badger paraphernalia are remnants from a former existance and I have taken it upon myself to carry on the traditions of Spango the Wunda Badger.

Free Ferret Fulch with every Human Groom!
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kloister
Feb 10 2004, 06:50 AM
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Feb 10 2004, 11:24 AM
Can I get a haircut? I'm too cheap to go to Rusty's Razor

Why DO you have so much badger paraphernalia?

Human Grooming Eh! Branching out already...

What will it be then DWC?

The Badger paraphernalia are remnants from a former existance and I have taken it upon myself to carry on the traditions of Spango the Wunda Badger.

Free Ferret Felch with every Human Groom!

Lincolndom walks in ranting and raving like a lunatic *so this is the badger grooming i heard about* I went to Rusty's Razor's by mistake ........*tears rolling down face* Fudge melted down some of her Crayola's and * bursts into tears...........OH THE HUMANITY* :blink:
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The Monkeybutts
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*pulled in by three big dogs* wooooo guys slow down *slides across floor* ouch


hey linc i feel your pain man...oowww
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The Monkeybutts
Feb 10 2004, 03:38 PM
*pulled in by three big dogs* wooooo guys slow down *slides across floor*  ouch


hey linc i feel your pain man...oowww

Seeing MonkeyButts with three dogs makes Lincolndom feel much better B) Goes off down road whistling some tune he had heard somewhere during a time he is not sure actually happened :blink:
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^ 2nd from the left

* BB brings in one of her foo-foo dogs -- the miniature poodle/lhasa apso mix named Ralph. Ralph doesn't like his name; his friends call him Rama*

BB: I like the cut where he looks like an Ewok. A puppy cut?

*Ralph whines and puts down his ears (not the Ewok cut!!!!!)*

BB: Thanks for the shop! So, Kloister, are you from the Badger State or are you in a Badger state of mind?

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Feb 18 2004, 05:29 PM
BB: I like the cut where he looks like an Ewok. A puppy cut?

*Ralph whines and puts down his ears (not the Ewok cut!!!!!)*

BB: Thanks for the shop! So, Kloister, are you from the Badger State or are you in a Badger state of mind?

Ooops...missed a bit...There we go all done :D

Rama's looking like a lady killer, Grrrr

'Steady Tiger, not so frisky'

*BB pulls Rama off Kloister's leg*

I am always in a Badger state of mind. Badger State? Where is that then? :huh:
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Feb 18 2004, 05:29 PM
BB: I like the cut where he looks like an Ewok. A puppy cut?

*Ralph whines and puts down his ears (not the Ewok cut!!!!!)*

BB: Thanks for the shop! So, Kloister, are you from the Badger State or are you in a Badger state of mind?

Ooops...missed a bit...There we go all done :D

Rama's looking like a lady killer, Grrrr

'Steady Tiger, not so frisky'

*BB pulls Rama off Kloister's leg*

I am always in a Badger state of mind. Badger State? Where is that then? :huh:
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^ 2nd from the left

kloister
Feb 19 2004, 02:05 AM
I am always in a Badger state of mind. Badger State? Where is that then?  :huh:

Wisconsin, USA is the Badger State. Try www.badgerstategames.org to add to your badger collection. You do have the link to the badger song/animation, no?

*BB blushes crimson*

Down, boy...

*Rama: The ears, scratch my ears, Lady.*

*BB scratches Ralph's ears*

*Nirvana...*

Big thanks, Kloister. If you won't take money, may I offer you two tickets to our auto races. I've never been there myself, but it was an issue that came to my attention as a way to give our youth something to do and quit drag racing in the streets. Low and behold, the next day we had a race track. You're more than welcome. Don't forget to try our national dessert: Banana Bread.

See you soon!
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Wisconsin, USA is the Badger State.

Well you learn something new everyday. On my next visit across the pond, Wisconsin is definately on the agenda.

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You do have the link to the badger song/animation, no?

Loved them all :D

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Big thanks, Kloister.  If you won't take money, may I offer you two tickets to our auto races.

A worthy trade my friend. Thank you kindly. Drop in any time, you are most welcome.

Kloister
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curioser and curioser...

have you tried badgerbadgerbadger.com? you probably have but i thought i'd mention it anywho.

do you sell animals as well or just groom?
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^ 2nd from the left

FideiDefensor
Feb 21 2004, 07:01 AM
have you tried badgerbadgerbadger.com?

Ah, Thanks! That's the Badger/Animation song I meant, but I couldn't remember the url. Love that site.
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Feb 21 2004, 02:01 PM
do you sell animals as well or just groom?

We don't sell animals. But we do place animals in need of a home free of charge with owners that are going to give them the love they need.

We currently have a 2 year old badger named Phillipe who unfortunately was subjected to hours of cruelty, by being made to watch Air Belgium In Flight Movies. :angry:

Free to a good home.
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curioser and curioser...

kloister
Feb 23 2004, 04:18 AM
We currently have a 2 year old badger named Phillipe who unfortunately was subjected to hours of cruelty, by being made to watch Air Belgium In Flight Movies. :angry: 


:o
How tragic!!
I am feel compelled to offer a home to poor Philipe, one free of all but the greatest badger-friendly movies.
I live up in the woods, so he'll have plenty of room to roam, and we're both creatures of the night so we'll get on great, I'm sure!
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Mar 14 2004, 03:17 PM
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How tragic!!
I am feel compelled to offer a home to poor Philipe, one free of all but the greatest badger-friendly movies.
I live up in the woods, so he'll have plenty of room to roam, and we're both creatures of the night so we'll get on great, I'm sure!

You are most kind...May the Gods of the South Pacific forever bless you ;)

Phillipe, meet FideiDefensor...

FideiDefensor, meet Phillipe...

Oooh he likes you!

And they lived happily ever after

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curioser and curioser...

Yay!! :D :wub: :D
Aaaww, he's so cute!
Thankyou!
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The Parlour is temporarily closed due to unforeseen circumstances.

The Reason **Don't bother clicking it...It's broken**

Hopefully things can be sorted out soon and the grooming and well-being of all South Pacificians can be continued...

Watch this space... :blink:

Kloister
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*The sign squeeks as the gentle breeze picks up a little and a tumbleweed rolls past and down the Market Street...Barbara Seville steps over the heaps of mail that have accumulated behind the front door...*

Would you Adam and Eve it,

*she exclaims, a hint of disappointment and yearning for what could have been, is in her low gravelly voice. The golden necklace that spells out her name dangles loosely round her neck as she stoops to gather some of the forgotten mail. With her arms full and the necklace nestled back against her hairy chest she strides, bow legged, to the reception desk and drops onto it the varied assortment of envelopes and cheeky flyers for other more successful establishments located on Market Street.*

I'll get to that Christian Slater. I'm cream crackered!

*Babs wends her way through the maze of salon chairs and Badger fulching apparatus, leaving distinct high heeled footprints on the dusty floor. Babs who is now in a right two and eight, pulls a pair of Marigolds and a myriad of cleaning products from her clutch bag and sets about sprucing the place up.*

It's bang Allan what has happened to this place!

*Babs grabs a scrap piece of cardboard from behind the reception desk and scrawls a brief message...*

**Blimey! Spango's are now open. Nuff said, yeah?**

All those Badgers will need to sort out their silky whistle and flutes. I am sure I can talk them into a good fulching too

*Babs, strides manfully over to the stereo system, hits the power button and cues up the next track...Rossini is piped through the parlour and hips start awiglin'*

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*An unusually redheaded woman comes up to the door with a badger at her side, and a concerned look on her face. She watches for a moment as a rather manly looking Babs undulates around the parlour.*

I wonder if this place is open again? Trixie definitely needs a good grooming before this weekend's race and maybe I could have... *looks at Trixie's sweet little face and thinks better of it* Nahhhh... even for the aerodynamic advantage, I just couldn't bring myself to shave (or wax, for that matter!) my little friend.

*The woman decides to try the door, and to her delight, it opens easily. She lets Trixie scamper in ahead of her.*
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Save trees, eat more beavers!

Epc wonders in with Tiddles in his arms. Hey everyone, Kloister!, Tiddles needs the full mojo for the big race. Hair, nails, genral badger pampering and an outfit :P . So Tiddles hot do you want your hair done?

* Tidles gives three little sqeaks*

I think you know what to do ;)

Bye Bye tiddles, Epc goes over to the leather armchairs and reads a magazine about the sp.
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Wotcha Turtle Dove...if ya take a seat, I will be wif ya shortly as I 'ave ter Scapa Fla up the chuffin' apples 'n' pairs ter get me fur clippers...

*Babs waddles ungainly out back and the clomping resounds through the parlour. Patty Cake brushes a few stray hair clippings from the swivel parlour chair and Trixie mounts effortlessly. Patty turns, rummages through the dated magazines on the coffee table and one in particular catches her eye*

Ah! SCANDAL...

*The door bell tinkles as EPC cautiously enters taking in the rather run down decor. He sees a rather gorgeous red head sitting, engrossed in a magazine and nods hello...Babs' footsteps can be heard and through the doorway greets EPC*

Day's Dawnin' chuck, take a seat and I will be wif ya shortly. if there is aahhht sticky on the bloomin' seat, daan't worry it will come Frank Bough if ya give it a Robin Hood scrub.

*Tiddles makes a bee-line for Trixie and the two nuzzle one another in greeting. There is plenty of sniffing too but the less said about that the better.*

So your bof entered into the bloody badger racin' this weekend then...can't fin' of a better way ter spend a weekend! the chuffin' ba Hair Gel of the badger linament, the turf and of course creme de menthe by the barrel. I fin' I might whip aahhht me Mae West dress and 'igh 'eels, put on me makeup and 'ave sum fan. right we will start wif trixie Damien Hirst...

*The clippers hum into life and Babs' hands are a blur as she sets about grooming Trixie*

COCKNEY to ENGLISH TRANSLATION

Hello love...If you take a seat, I will be with you shortly as I have to go up the stairs to get my fur clippers

Morning chuck, take a seat and I will be with you shortly. If there is anything sticky on the seat, don't worry it will come off if you give it a good scrub.

So your both entered into the Badger racing this weekend then...Can't think of a better way to spend a weekend! The smell of the Badger linament, the turf and of course Creme de Menthe by the barrel. I think I might whip out my best dress and high heels, put on my makeup and have some fun.

Right we will start with Trixie first...
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Not showgirl. Please not the whole showgirl episode again. One kareoke incident and suddenly its What the Showgirl Showed :eyes: Aspiring actress, if you please!
Does no one know the difference between floozy and Geisha anymore? Even Courtesan would have been better. Yeesh.


*hears a squeak or two and smiles appreciatively at Trixie :wub: who is sporting a new two=tone toenail job in burgundy and gold. *
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'eaven and Gypsy Nell, trixie me Turtle Dove...don't ya just butcher's gorgeous...almost as gorgeous as your trainer 'ere!... ;) Even if ya daan't win the bleedin' race I fin' that your racin' outfit will win ya the bloomin' Horse and Cart of the crowd... :D

*Both Trixie and Patty Cake blush at the kindly words and make to leave the humble establishment*

Before ya Scapa Fla...i 'ave been asked, by someone 'oo I adam 'n eve is a mutual China Plate of ours, ter pass this along ter ya...

*Babs, reaches into her Pink patent leather clutch bag and pulls out a selection of neatly wrapped edible panties...*

*Patty Cake deftly took the package and both her and Trixie left the Grooming Parlour, presumably heading for the Badger races*

Well, Trixie my love...don't you just look gorgeous...Almost as gorgeous as your trainer here!... ;)

Even if you don't win the race I think that your racing outfit will win you the heart of the crowd... :D

Before you go...I have been asked, by someone who I believe is a mutual friend of ours, to pass this along to you...
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*walks through the door, 2 badgers on red leather leads and matching collars. Both have small metal tags, gold and circular, one saying 'Antonio', the other saying 'Stefan'. They are well groomed, sleek and healthy, although the one named Stefan looks a little pudgy*

Kloister, I have a problem. Stefan and Antonio get along very well ... they sleep in the same basket, eat from the same bowl, and play together so well, yet I think Stefan is getting fat.
I don't know why, as they eat the same things, and the same amounts. What's the problem?
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