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If provided with the service and facilities would you send your animals to the Grooming Parlour
Yes 11 (64.7%)
No 4 (23.5%)
Undecided 2 (11.8%)
Total Votes: 17
Wunda Badger Grooming Parlour; Market Research
Topic Started: Feb 9 2004, 08:38 AM (249 Views)
kloister
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Fudgie's 'Fronk'...

Wibble & Spango would welcome your comments and suggestions for treatment and care programmes... :D
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Hoydonia
Somewhere inbetween, the truth lies.

Sure why not, though in RL we have a Greyhound so of course there's not much grooming involved. A quick brush and you're done. :D
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king j
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Return of the King

I've got a rockweiller so most people are scare of it, even if it is as soppy as anything
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The Monkeybutts
Plaything of the SP

two labs and a rot/pit mix im in :D
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TOOL a HOO
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Well, I don't know...do you think you couold handle a couple liger's
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DWC
Impartially Biased

Perhaps a pet store and grooming service - you could feature a new animal every week or now and again.

I know Fudge is in the market for a quokka, and I can mail you pangolins from our local forests.

Good luck with your decision!

DWC

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Aurasnathis


Do you do house calls?
I have a kit of Badgers surrounding my property. they're usually quite friendly but the bigger one keeps squalking ... something about hamburgers, I think. Is this normal or do I have to get one of those new squalking guns I've heard so much about? I know they're not environmentally friendly, but I've heard they are effective. I wouldn't normally ask but my neighbours on the Ferret course have asked that the problem be eliminated or my licence for badgering could be swapped for a golfing certificate. As you know, this could be disasterous for the Badgers as a whole. And nobody wants to see them as a whole. Golfers might use them for their own purposes.

Teed Off
Texas

P.S. If this don't make no sense I can always write one that is worse
Many thanks
worried badger person
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kloister
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Aurasnathis
Mar 8 2004, 01:40 PM
Do you do house calls?

We most certainly do...Am packing my kit bag as we speak.
Don't do anything rash with that nasty device just yet!
We have various tried and trusted methods for calming an irritable badger.
(Where did I put that rubiks cube and bubble wrap?)

We will be with you shortly.

(PS. we also do ferrets so if your neighbour has problems in 'ferret control' we can call by)

Kloister 'Badger Pacifier' Extraordinaire... :D
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God-Emperor
Leto II

My dogs need to grow their hair out. :P
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Aurasnathis


Whatever you did to those Badgers is amazing!
the bubble wrap has kept the younger ones going for hours, and the Rubiks Cube ... well ... simply, the squalking has stopped, and all I see now are perplexed badgers.
As for the Ferret group ... I think I'll leave them to it for a while. They're a bit "Hoity Toity", if you know what I mean. A bit above their class.
Now I have an obsolete squalking gun. Know anyone who wants to buy one? I hear they can be converted into a tidy one room apartment, just with a lick of paint and a few throw pillows. I'm only asking for a barn door and an entourage of shoeshoppers in exchange.
The model is the 2001SQUALKSTOPPER. Overhead cams and modified knuckleboner.
Thanks again for you help. I may need you again if the local squirrel population continue morphing into sheep ... they don't climb too well, and the local wood is becoming a hazardous place to walk. I'll let you know.
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kloister
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Aurasnathis
Mar 10 2004, 11:03 PM
all I see now are perplexed badgers


Perplexed is good ;)

Hoity Toity Ferrets is the norm. If they get a bit too antsy add a few cats to the mix and things will either calm down pretty quick or you can sit back and enjoy the fireworks...

Now the Sheep - Squirrel hybrid interests me. I live quite close to Wales and am thinking of a potential business venture. The Welsh are pretty adventurous when it comes to animals if you know what I mean ;)

Regarding the 2001Squalkstopper...Why not try e-bay or QXL. You never know your luck!

Forever in your service

Kloister
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