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DickyVD's; Bar, Restaurant, Spy Shop, & who knows?
Topic Started: Feb 8 2004, 11:52 AM (663 Views)
htz3
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Waits till DVD returns.

"DVD can you get me a ball and chain I need it for a party I'm putting togther.
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Dickvandyke
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Military Force
Mar 15 2004, 09:22 AM
we'll go for stun. I also need firebombs lots of em, white-phosphorus. and some sort of excruciating poison.

The firebombs I don't have. I'll add them to the proxy mine order. Sorry, but after the last incident I'm no longer keeping explosives on site. Hope you understand. Everything should be arriving in the next couple of days.

*heads back upstairs to talk to htz*

Ball and chain? Planning a bachelor party, are we? :P

Let me see what I can find. I have some devices used to get information out of people. Perhaps one of those could be adapted.

*heads back downstairs*

Hmm... closest thing is a heavy mace ... and some restraints. *attaches the two*

*heads back upstairs*

*pant pant pant* Man, I need more exercise.

Will this do? It's got a heavy ball on the end, but it does have some spikes. And nobody's getting that chain off anytime soon once you have it on them.
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htz3
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:lol: sounds about right but I'll have to take the spikes off theball is a pretty nice person.

What do I owe you?
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Dickvandyke
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Let's see. That will be ... *does a quick calculation* 8 large stone wheels.

But we also accept credit cards or U.S. dollars. (1 large stone wheel = 1 US Dollar).
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Military Force
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cool
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htz3
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Takes a 10 stone bill and hands it to DVD

"Keep the change. I may need more supplies once some one answers his pm's so I'll probably be back."
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Dickvandyke
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Cool. Hope that thing gets put to good use :)

*as Htz exits, a scared looking man in a brown uniform comes in. He is shaking. And part of the uniform looks more brown than it should be.*

UPS Man: Package here. Says it's ex-explosive. Sign here.
DVD: Okay.

*as the UPS man passes the signature thing to DVD, he nearly drops the package, drawing a look of horror from everyone in the room*

UPS Man: *squeaking* Thank you.

*the UPS man hands the package to DVD and sprints out the door*

Military Force, your package has arrived.
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Military Force
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*grins happily*
Thank you kindly.
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htz3
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Walks into the shop and waits for DVD.

"Ahhh there you are."

"Okay I need some stuff for the party. I need 10 poker tables about 30 decks of playing cards, the kind you have at a Bachalore Party. I also need enough poker chips to run 10 tables for several days."

"I need a stage big enough for up to 12 musicians and the best sound system there is."

"I need this delivered to The Region thread by no later than Tuseday night."

"Can you handel that my Freind?"

"You are coming to the party right? There is an invatation posted in The Region thread so you are invited."
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Dickvandyke
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You've got it. Of course I will come. Haven't had a chance to read that thread yet, but I'm sure it will be fun.

I can also provide some security systems if you would like... don't want people cheating now do we?
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htz3
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"Sounds good."

Hands dvd a briefcase full on money.

"Will this cover the cost?"
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Military Force
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my boys say they don't wanna run security on this one, someone else can.
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htz3
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Okay I'll get my staff to handel security they are really good.

Yeah your staff is invited to party with us.
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htz3
Mar 25 2004, 07:25 PM
"Sounds good."

Hands dvd a briefcase full on money.

"Will this cover the cost?"

*opens the briefcase*

Yes. Yes, it will.

*closes the briefcase and carries it downstairs to the safe*

I should have everything by Sunday, that way you can get it all setup a bit early. Do you want dealers for the tables as well?
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Dickvandyke
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I know it's late, but everything is ready. I'll have my people come by and set things up. Gotta run!
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Dickvandyke
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Sorry to everyone, I was away for a week, then when I came back my internet got shut off not long after. Not that it seems to have mattered, this place is dead. :angry:
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Lakarian
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Nice place you have here DVD. I'll be sure to drop back by when business picks uo again.
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Dickvandyke
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Thanks.

How about a drink on the house while you wait?
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Dickvandyke
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*the place is beginning to pick up, but only because the bar is filled with construction workers*

ANNOUNCEMENT: A new addition to the premises will be coming soon! Keep checking back...
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Dickvandyke
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*As the sun rises, a few construction workers are putting the finishing touches on their work. A small pier has been built and several small rowboats and paddleboats are tied to it. A small deck has also been built on the back of DickyVD's.*

The new extension is open for business! And just in time for the SP Beach Party! In celebration, all cocktails will be 25% off. We invite you to take a romantic boat ride. You can be with your loved one and go visit the penguin colony. Who knows what will happen... :wub:
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Dickvandyke
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Okay, seeing as how nobody comes in here, I'm thinking of closing up shop and replacing it with something else. I have a couple of ideas, but I won't open anything until I come back from vacation in a couple of weeks. Thanks everyone for your business.
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