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DickyVD's; Bar, Restaurant, Spy Shop, & who knows?
Topic Started: Feb 8 2004, 11:52 AM (665 Views)
Dickvandyke
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The Monkeybutts
Feb 10 2004, 01:25 PM
well if your looking for a trained monkey DVD i think i might have some back at the temple...

Think I might have to take you up on that. I think a monkey bartender would be cool.
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Caer Rialis
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Dickvandyke
Feb 11 2004, 09:32 AM

Think I might have to take you up on that. I think a monkey bartender would be cool.

Think of the tricks a monkey bartender could pull :D

Very good penguin jerky, my friend

Leave a 15% tip and saunters out
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The Monkeybutts
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*puts down enough money for bill and tip* well just let me know what your looking for and ill see what i can find for ya darlin :D
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Dickvandyke
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! *rings bell*

No, don't panic, it's not last call.

I would like to propose a toast in honor of our great friend, THE MATT-DUCK/Andrew. He may be gone but he will never be forgotten.

If anyone needs a good hard drink, come up to the bar. All Irish beers and spirits will be half-price for the next week in his honor (and the leprechauns).
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Jacksong


I will gladly tip a glass to TMD, a fine gentleman, and a strong leader who was here for us when we needed him, and memory of him will remain strong for all time. Salud.
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Trackball_hero
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Walks up to the bar and orders a Full Sail

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htz3
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Here here..

Raises his glass
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Dickvandyke
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Trackball_hero
Feb 15 2004, 07:33 PM
Walks up to the bar and orders a Full Sail

*hands Trackball_hero his Full Sail*

I think I might just have to pour myself a stein of Guinness and join the toast. It should be poured and settled within a couple of hours :P
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Dickvandyke
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*wonders where all his customers went* :unsure:
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htz3
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Walks back in and gose to the bar.

"hows it going DVD? Congrats on your win at the awards show. Have one on me. I'll take a bass ale."
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Dickvandyke
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htz3
Mar 9 2004, 06:14 PM
Walks back in and gose to the bar.

"hows it going DVD? Congrats on your win at the awards show. Have one on me. I'll take a bass ale."

Thanks :)

Do you like the nice cabinet I made for it? I thought about keeping it at home, but I thought it belonged right behind the bar. I like showing it off :)

Things are good. Quiet in here, but I guess that's not so bad since I have a lot of other things going on.

*pours 2 bass ales*

Mmm that's good, haven't had bass in a while.
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htz3
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Looks at the cabinent and the award.

Looking good DVD.
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God-Emperor
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*Walks in and over hears DVD and HTZ talkin' about the award*

A South Pacific Academy Award and 3.50'll getcha a beer...Unless, of course, you own the bar...

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Fudgie
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*wanders in*

Hey guys - Can I get a Sterling please?
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

i know it's a tad early, but can i get a nice glass of Boddingtons? *drool* :P
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Dickvandyke
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God-Emperor
Mar 10 2004, 04:23 AM
*Walks in and over hears DVD and HTZ talkin' about the award*

A South Pacific Academy Award and 3.50'll getcha a beer...Unless, of course, you own the bar...

Yeah, I like this whole owning a bar thing. :)

*hands Fudge a Sterling* That one's on the house. :wub:

Of course you can, hutstraw. There ya go.

"As long as you've decided to drink all day there's nothing wrong with starting early in the morning" - George Carlin

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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

nice - a george carlin quote!! :) saw him once- he was hystrical! & thanx for the beer. *takes a gulp* hmm that's good stuff! :P
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Dickvandyke
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hutsutraw
Mar 10 2004, 08:41 AM
nice - a george carlin quote!! :) saw him once- he was hystrical! & thanx for the beer. *takes a gulp* hmm that's good stuff! :P

That's cool. I've never seen him, but I've read both of his books. Funny stuff.
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

i never read his books - i should give it a shot though :)
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Military Force
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hey DVD. Can we talk in back. I need some things for a job. They're a little unorthodox to carry at my store.
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htz3
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Yeah Carlin is cool.

When you are on a plane you have a near hit not a near miss.
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Dickvandyke
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Military Force
Mar 13 2004, 01:05 PM
hey DVD. Can we talk in back. I need some things for a job. They're a little unorthodox to carry at my store.

Sure. Come on back and speak to me in private. Don't worry, the place is swept for bugs daily.
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Military Force
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wonderful. so i need entry tools for a fairly well built building. Something quiet, some smoke charges, sleeping gas grenades, mask, a very quite tranq gun and ammo. And if possible, a tranq long barreled rifle (air or gas powered) What else, phone taps, proxy mines and soem remote detonation charges that are easy to hide on a target. oh get me a scope and laser sight for the needle rifle. that's it for now. i'll probably be back for some more soon. Can you get that now or should i come back later.
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Dickvandyke
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Military Force
Mar 13 2004, 03:54 PM
wonderful. so i need entry tools for a fairly well built building. Something quiet, some smoke charges, sleeping gas grenades, mask, a very quite tranq gun and ammo. And if possible, a tranq long barreled rifle (air or gas powered) What else, phone taps, proxy mines and soem remote detonation charges that are easy to hide on a target. oh get me a scope and laser sight for the needle rifle. that's it for now. i'll probably be back for some more soon. Can you get that now or should i come back later.

I think I've got all of that.

The only problem might be those proxy mines. I ordered a couple just to have around in case there was trouble. When they got delivered, the stupid UPS guy accidentally activated them as he was putting him in the basement. So now I can't go into part of it. I'll have to re-order some new ones. Should take 3-5 days. By the way, know anyone that is good at defusing that sort of thing? It's a bit of a problem considering they can't get close to them.

Anyway, here is everything else. You want stun or kill ammo for that tranq gun? I have both. The stun ammo stuns the subject for 30 minutes. The kill ammo kills them in 5 seconds.

You might also be interested in some of our surveilance equipment. I've got remote controlled cameras that can be sent through vents to see the layout of a building.
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Military Force
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we'll go for stun. I also need firebombs lots of em, white-phosphorus. and some sort of excruciating poison.
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