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| DickyVD's; Bar, Restaurant, Spy Shop, & who knows? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 8 2004, 11:52 AM (662 Views) | |
| Dickvandyke | Feb 8 2004, 11:52 AM Post #1 |
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Wouldn't you like to know
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DickyVD's Bar & Restaurant is now open for business! Construction of the spy shop and basement bar is currently pending, but is expected to be completed soon. Stop in and try our selection of over 1000 beers. Want something we don't have? We can get it special order. Want a half pint? You will be laughed at. Want a full pint? That's a bit better. DickyVD's specialty is the two pint stein. Get a good workout and get good and drunk, that's our motto! We know all that beer will make you hungry. That's why DickyVD's has a full range of food served all day. Our specialty is penguin-on-a-stick. Penguin-on-a-stick is currently available in the following varieties: barbeque, steamed, baked, jerky and fried and with the following sauces: barbeque, curry, garlic, ranch, butter, mild spice, hot spice, atomic spice, jerked, cheese, pakora, cajun, peppercorn, and spice. All members and former members of the intelligence community get a 10% discount. Don't like beer? We also have a full range of spirits and cocktails. Leprechauns are welcome, as long as they are toilet-trained. *unlocks the door and waits for the customers to rush in* |
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| LadyRebels | Feb 8 2004, 11:56 AM Post #2 |
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*comes in carrying a fruit basket (thanks Loop for the idea ), hands it to DVD and looks around* cool set up and 10% discount for former members of Intel.? oh ya you have my business
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| LadyRebels | Feb 8 2004, 12:01 PM Post #3 |
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*puts in this song in a radio that I brought in with me* Will Smith Men in Black lyrics Here come the Men in Black It's the M.I.B.'s, uh, here come the M.I.B.'s Here come the Men in Black (men in black) They won't let you remember Na na na The good guys dress in black remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact The title held by me M.I.B. Means what you think you saw, you did not see So don't blink be what was there Is now gone, black suit with the black Ray Ban's on Walk in shadow move in silence Guard against extra-terrestrial violence But yo we ain't on no government list We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints Saw somethin strange watch your back Cause you never quite know where the M.I.B.'s is at Uh and Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black) Galaxy defenders Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black) They won't let you remember (wont let you remember) Uh ah, uh ah, now From the deepest of the darkest of night On the horizon, bright light enters sight tight Cameras zoom, on the impending doom But then like boom black suits fill the room up With the quickness talk with the witnesses Hypnotiser, neutraliser Vivid memories turn to fantasies Ain't no M.I.B.'s, can I please Do what we say that's the way we kick it Ya know what I mean I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya We're your first, last and only line of defence against the worst scum of the universe So don't fear us, cheer us If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearless M.I.B.'s, freezing up all the flack (What's that stand for?) Men In Black Uh Ah The Men in Black The Men in Black Let me see ya just bounce it with me, just bounce with me Just bounce it with me come on (bounce with me) Let me see ya just slide with me, just slide with me Just slide with me come on (slide slide slide slide) Let me see ya take a walk with me, just walk it with me Take a walk with me come on (walk with me) And make your neck work Now freeze Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black) The galaxy defenders Right on, right on Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black) They won't let you remember (oh no) All right check it let me tell you this in closing I know we might seem imposing But trust me we never showing this section Believe me, it's for your own protection Cause we see things that you need not see And we be places that you need not be So go with ya life, forget that Roswell crap Show love to the black suit, cause that's the Men in That's the Men in Here come the Men in Black (here they come) The galaxy defenders (galaxy defenders) Here come the Men in Black (oh here they come) They won't let you remember (won't, let you, remember) Here come the Men in Black (oh here they come) Galaxy defenders Here come the Men in Black They won't let you remember |
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 8 2004, 12:04 PM Post #4 |
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Welcome LR! I also neglected to mention our mp3 jukebox. If you want it played, we've got it. The feds cant touch us :none: Oh LR... I have a business proposition for you once you get your lampshade shop open. |
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| LadyRebels | Feb 8 2004, 12:07 PM Post #5 |
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Hey as soon as I get that last approval you got it........ you know the only thing about Men In Black it that they for the WIB's........yep
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 8 2004, 12:12 PM Post #6 |
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Hehe. I'm new at this and thus a bit slow... What can I get you to drink? *munches on an orange* |
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| LadyRebels | Feb 8 2004, 12:21 PM Post #7 |
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Coopers, I like Coopers if I have to have a beer that is
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| Military Force | Feb 8 2004, 04:44 PM Post #8 |
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Wandering Ghost
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Manhattan please. *i still don't know why* |
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| htz3 | Feb 8 2004, 04:53 PM Post #9 |
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Former Delegate Member of COG
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walks in and tips his hat to the ladiws. Sits down at a table and orders a bar b que penguin on a stick. He also orders a 2 pint harps larger. BTW DVD Would you wnt to take out an add in the Market Place Telegram? Our rates are reasonable. Let me know. |
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 9 2004, 07:50 AM Post #10 |
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*comes back with the drinks and the food and hopes everyone doesn't complain that the service is slow* That's a Manhattan for MF. A stein of Harps and a barbeque penguin-on-a-stick for htz. Good choices, I might add, you won't be disappointed. Advertising is always good, I am interested. LR, we have a wide range of spirits and liqueurs in addition to our beer. So if you don't care for beer, I'm sure we can find something else you might enjoy ![]() Anyone need any change for the jukebox? |
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| mavenu | Feb 9 2004, 10:59 AM Post #11 |
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어머나!
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*wanders in, goes to juke box8 anybody want anything by u2? & can i get a bbq cajun Peguin/stick? |
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 9 2004, 12:56 PM Post #12 |
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Go ahead and put on as much U2 as you want. Not only do we have every song they have ever released, but live bootlegs as well. *yells back to the kitchen* ONE BBQ CAJUN STICK! |
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| Freedom_Fighter | Feb 9 2004, 01:39 PM Post #13 |
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Nice place DVD. Got to love that 10% discount. I'll take a fryed penguin with ranch and a stein of that Harp, best damned bear in the world. Got any Meatloaf on that Jukebox?
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| The Monkeybutts | Feb 9 2004, 04:16 PM Post #14 |
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Plaything of the SP
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*solitary lady walks in wearing a red dress and spiked heels* nice place *takes a seat at a table in the corner* ill have a baked penquin with cheese if you have it please and also a guiness please |
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| Caer Rialis | Feb 9 2004, 04:21 PM Post #15 |
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*looks about.* Snazzy digs, DVD. I'd like some penguin jerky and a Chimay Red (Ah, sweet Belgian beer), thank you very much. |
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| mavenu | Feb 9 2004, 07:39 PM Post #16 |
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어머나!
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Beautiful Day! then ![]() kay, can i get a rootbeer then too? *looks around DVD's* funky |
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 9 2004, 08:39 PM Post #17 |
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*wanders back in singing "...It's a beautiful day... don't let it get away..."* Welcome to all the newcomers! Yes we do have Meatloaf (both the band and the dish), Freedom Fighter. That reminds me of a couple of years ago when my friends and I named our pub quiz team after a different song lyric every week and added Dick van Dyke to the name. One of the quiz names was "I'll Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do Dick van Dyke)". Here ya go, FF. Harp seems to be selling well. Baked penguin with cheese and a guinness? I see you're in for a nice light lunch, Monkeybutts But here ya go...And that's a rootbeer for mavenu... let me know when you need a refill. Caer, you're already one of my favorite customers for ordering Chimay. I love Belgian beer. And thanks for mentioning jerky. I hadn't thought of that one when I was creating the menu. |
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| mavenu | Feb 9 2004, 08:58 PM Post #18 |
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어머나!
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" What you don't have you don't need it now What you don't know you can feel it somehow What you don't have you don't need it now Don't need it now Was a beautiful day" its all yours FF *sits down @ table by the window with the rootbeer* |
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| htz3 | Feb 9 2004, 09:33 PM Post #19 |
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That was so Good DVD. Gets up and pays for the dinner and even though he get the 10% discount he leaves that and a 15% tip. Heads out the door saying he I'll review DVD's place in the newspaper. |
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| mavenu | Feb 10 2004, 10:12 AM Post #20 |
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어머나!
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*jukebox plays beatles music, for their 40th anniversary celebration* |
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| God-Emperor | Feb 10 2004, 10:14 AM Post #21 |
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Leto II
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[Psst, it's bad business to have VD in the name of a resturaunt. On that note...] I'll have some surf and turf with a beer.
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| Lincolndom | Feb 10 2004, 12:00 PM Post #22 |
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Medal of Honor
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*walking past hears the word surf and turf * walks in Looks around at all the MIB posters..... goes to rack and pulls out a Black tailored suit on special.....just my size. Wanders over to Counter to check out the black shades........nice, i'll take those.. goes with the suit *looks back up at posters and thinks .....better get the haircut as well* I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea .......triple strength thanks........ followed by a beer chaser
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| Dickvandyke | Feb 10 2004, 12:26 PM Post #23 |
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*walks to the door and waves goodbye to HTZ* Thank you very much, HTZ. You are more than welcome here anytime. *rushes back to the bar to handle all the new orders* I think I might have to hire some sort of robot or trained monkey to get people food and drink when I'm not around. Having VD in the name doesn't seem to have hurt business thus far, G-E Anyone in need of another drink? |
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| mavenu | Feb 10 2004, 12:43 PM Post #24 |
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어머나!
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yea! *yellow submarine* |
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| The Monkeybutts | Feb 10 2004, 03:25 PM Post #25 |
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Plaything of the SP
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well if your looking for a trained monkey DVD i think i might have some back at the temple... |
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), hands it to DVD and looks around* cool set up and 10% discount for former members of Intel.? oh ya you have my business


Got any Meatloaf on that Jukebox?

2:43 AM Jul 13