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Marshalls Office; Open for business
Topic Started: Feb 6 2004, 06:23 PM (308 Views)
king j
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Howdy all marshall K J here, we are open for business, just because we have a couple of bars and a gun shop i will not tolarate any rowdyness




WANTED
Francos Spain and Savage Lands Reloaded
Dead or Alive
$10,000
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htz3
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Walks in and gose to the poster and looks at it.

Checks his gun smiles and heads out the door to seee who he can find.
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Military Force
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rowdyness sir? In the SP, unthinkable. \
*Gives king his lampshade*
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htz3
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Walks in to the Marshalls desk.

"hi King. I want to put a section in the Market Place Telegram calle Marshall J's Blotter where we can have a law and order section, if that is okay with you.

In our first issue I will have a short article about the crimes committed round here by FS and slr with the rewards listed. You won't have to write anything I will take care of that, all I want is your okie dokie before I do this section."
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king j
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Sure i got no problems wth that HTZ3.

*Puts on MFs lampshade, put his boots on the desk, tilts the lampshade forwards and falls asleep*

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king j
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Its very quiet tonite, time to make my rounds.

*pulls his trusty winchester from the rack and leaves through the door.*
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Caer Rialis
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Ka-chink, ka-chink, ka-chink **moseys into the marshall's office and thumbs my bowler back***

"10,000 for Francos, dead r alive. Reckon it should be 10,000 alive, 25,000 dead."

Ka-chink, ka-chink, ka-chink **moseys on out.
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Fudgie
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WANTED

Have you seen this leisure suit?  Pale blue, gold accessories.

Last seen in the Sweetheart's Ball being worn by MBFC

CALL 1-800-FASHION-POLICE

$5000 reward for destruction and disposal of suit.
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Caer Rialis
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fudgetopia
Feb 11 2004, 02:37 PM
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WANTED

Have you seen this leisure suit?  Pale blue, gold accessories.

Last seen in the Sweetheart's Ball being worn by MBFC

CALL 1-800-FASHION-POLICE

$5000 reward for destruction and disposal of suit.

Ma'am, some things Ah'll do fer free 'cause the horror of a leisure suit is more'n any man kin bear.

**Goes out hunting for that leisure suit, armed with a scissors and a flame thrower**
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king j
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why y'all i think the bounty needs to go up.

Have you seen this leisure suit? Pale blue, gold accessories.

Last seen in the Sweetheart's Ball being worn by MBFC

CALL 1-800-FASHION-POLICE

$50,000 reward for destruction and disposal of suit.

Ah thats more like it.

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Caer Rialis
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Reckon it's the duty of every God-fearin' one o'us to bring down that goll-darned suit, Marshall.
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*shudders at the thought of a leisure suit*
I've seen some horrible things in my day but never anything like that. Those should be covered under weapons of mass destruction.
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Caer Rialis
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Feb 11 2004, 02:56 PM
Those should be covered under weapons of mass destruction.

Yep. Oughta take all them thar '70's fashion and take this here flame-thrower to 'em, pardner
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king j
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Hell yeah, i will leave it to you boys to take it down.
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*Yells down to the bunker*
Linc, we need a new missile. I'll call it the L.S.S.M. The Leisure Suit Seeking Missile. Get the egg-heads working on it right away.
Fudge what kind of containment policies have you implemented. You can't just treat that like a normal article of clothing, people could get hurt!!!
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Caer Rialis
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***I vault myself onto my horse and direct him down the road***

Come on, ol' Pete. We got a leisure suit to put out of its misery.

**walks the paint horse out of town**
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parrrrtay
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Is there a reward for tips leading to the capture and destruction of this leisure suit?

If so I may be able to give you important information on this subject!
(if the price is right) :P

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Caer Rialis
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parrrrtay
Feb 11 2004, 07:43 PM
Is there a reward for tips leading to the capture and destruction of this leisure suit?

If so I may be able to give you important information on this subject!
(if the price is right) :P

Darlin' from me I can't give nothin', but that suit is a crime agin humanity so I'd be much obliged if yuh pointed my horse Pete at it
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htz3
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fudgetopia
Feb 11 2004, 02:37 PM
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WANTED

Have you seen this leisure suit?  Pale blue, gold accessories.

Last seen in the Sweetheart's Ball being worn by MBFC

CALL 1-800-FASHION-POLICE

$5000 reward for destruction and disposal of suit.

Walks in and reads the sign.

Dang I thought they outlawed those things 30 years ago. I would have to be dead before I wore one of those again.

looks around and says howdy to CR, MF, parrrty.

Anyone know where the Marshall is?
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Caer Rialis
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htz3
Feb 11 2004, 08:52 PM
Anyone know where the Marshall is?

Reckon Ah don't, Son. He's probably out trin' to wrassle up that derned leiusre suit
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parrrrtay
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caer_rialis
Feb 11 2004, 08:44 PM
parrrrtay
Feb 11 2004, 07:43 PM
Is there a reward for tips leading to the capture and destruction of this leisure suit?

If so I may be able to give you important information on this subject!
(if the price is right) :P

Darlin' from me I can't give nothin', but that suit is a crime agin humanity so I'd be much obliged if yuh pointed my horse Pete at it

Ok, CR you seem like a nice guy so I will give up the information I know. Head Pete on down to the Sweathearts Ball, when I last saw him he was...

*emerging from the bathroom, hair slicked back to perfection. He headed to the jukebox, selects "Disco Inferno" by the Tramps, and struts to the bar*

Disco Inferno? Isnt that a crime too?

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htz3
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If all these disco things keep coming up I may have to go to someplace a little nicer like the NPO. Just kidding
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king j
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Hey guys bin on a sabattical (bleeding RL always gets in the way)

Anyone wharn a tell me whats bin happening lately, been away from my dutys for too long
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king j
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Jeez it gets really dusty when you leave a place for a while,better do some spring cleaning

Hell who left those rags and bones in that there cell, i did let everybody out before i left, didnt i ???
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