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What's your battle cry?
Topic Started: Oct 12 2003, 07:33 AM (739 Views)
Fudgie
Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager

A friend of mine just sent this too me, hope you get the giggles out of it did.


"What's your Battle cry?"
battle cry

Mine is -

Zang! Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Stephanie, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!"

enjoy
Fudge
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bistmath


LOL i got
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Who is that, running amidst the mountains! It is Bistmath, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you smell like barbeque!!!"
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Fudgie
Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Fudgetopia, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She screams ominously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

I did one for fudgetopia too .... just for the sake of it
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LadyRebels
Unregistered

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding along the terrain! It is LadyRebels, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a vengeful cry, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!!!"


How did they know that I love coffee? LOL
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LadyRebels
Unregistered

I did one under my nickname and got this.....LOL


Zang! Who is that, prowling along the desert! It is Dee, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until time and space have no meaning!"



Now see that one I have a few thoughts on who I would love to use that on :P , ya'll get three guesses and the first two don't count B)
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Aurellis
Fugitive From the Fashion Police

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Lo! Who is that, prowling through the fields! It is Aurellis, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He screams homicidally:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall avenge my ancestors!"


Vengeance and goo? How interesting...
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Slackervania
Sexy Succubus

Bear with me... I gots lotsa names. ^_^

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Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the mountains! It is Amberwind, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!!"


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Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the mountains! It is Slackervania, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder!"


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Striding on the tarmac, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Slacker! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"


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Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Erin, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a parapalegic!!"


Dude, my ultimate weapon is hardened pitas? I'm in serious trouble.
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LadyRebels
Unregistered

LOL.......I don't know Slacker, hardend pitas can be dangerous, just ask my daughters....and don't ask, let's just say the youngest has a temper and her sister learned never to leave a pita out on the counter overnight....... :o :lol:
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Malajhaliza
El Emperador Santo

Hark! Who is that running across the fields, It is Jason, Hand clutching two harden pitas; he howls vengefully

I'm going to smash you until you are hot and bothered.
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The Monkeybutts
Plaything of the SP

ok so ive got a couple names myself...but good goddess that first one is evil!


--Striding across the wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Corky! And she gives a low howl:

"I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!!"


--Zang! Who is that, skulking through the hotel lobby! It is Monkeybutt, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous howl, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! Man, that's some good coffee!!!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Courtney, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She bellows thunderously:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

man o man *gives low whistle*
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blackplaidrose
Duchess Ann I of Music and Adoration

Bear with me, I'm going to do all my nations.



Prowling across the fields, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Blackplaidrose! And she gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to flog you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!!"


Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the desert! It is Charma, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She howls homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until you're translucent!!"



Running over the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Phate! And she gives a low cry:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to the landscape until my glands are satisfied!!"



Sprinting through the cliffs, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Jingleheimer Schmidt! And she gives a cruel howl:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts with God on my side!!!"



Striding amidst the steppes, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Knoblickia! And she gives a booming grunt:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring darkness and mayhem with reckless abandon!!!"



Stalking along the wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh 16 Pound Cannons! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"



Stalking through the tarmac, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Alana! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"



And finally, the name of the singing group I'm in:



Zang! Who is that, skulking through the steppes! It is The Tramp-oline's, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She screams ominously:

"I'm seriously going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!"

WHEW!!!!!!!!!
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the steppes! It is Hutsutraw, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a spectacular scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!!" :o



...i like mine ^_^
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Lakarian
Traveller in the Multiverse

Mine is " As sure as predators Devour prey, I tear into the enemy like a four year old on a sugar rampage". How did they know about my addiction to Junk food and my ADD?
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

I can't get past the school filtering system, besides I think it's illegal. I don't like jail/ being "Bubba's girlfriend.
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bistmath


you gotta have a good one then.


lakarian, when i read yours i nearly fell out of my chair.
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Fudgie
Guy Fawkes' Campaign Manager

I did a couple for you MF -

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the mountains! It is Military Force, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He howls thunderously:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

and

Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the fields! It is MF, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"


I LOVE the second one!
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

*laughs hysterically*

i LOVE the 2nd one that you did for MF as well - that's great!! :lol: :lol:
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

Hehe, it's me I love it Fudge. I owe ya one. Just don't make me do it.
hehe "Format C:" hehe :D :lol:
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LadyRebels
Unregistered

Now some of these are just plain funny, here is another one that I got.....LOL

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is LR, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage until everything has croaked!"
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hutsutraw
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Grr baby, grr.

*laughs hysterically*
wasteland?! = stinky :P

some of the ones that came up are just hysterical :)
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Military Force
Wandering Ghost

To quote my old gf (not really)

Old Viking Saying:
Pillage before you Burn
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TOOL a HOO
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I've read some pretty evil ones, but er...judge for yourselves:

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Rampaging along the terrain, wielding a mighty sword, cometh TOOL A HOO! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to fuck you into the stuff of nightmares, and sever every head in sight!!!"


Ya, enough said, yikes!



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Greater Arkania
Some kind of dwarf leader

Lookat this:

Running through the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Greater Arkania! And he gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to punch you into the fast lane, then bake cookies!!"

I always liked kookies!
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Sartreania


Under Sartreania: Sprinting across the steppes, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Sartreania! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to clobber you so forcibly, I will be high on life for years to come!!!"


Under Stentor_Rising: Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking on the icy wasteland! It is Stentor_Rising, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a gutteral roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you until your rump glows!"

Under Ferdia2004: Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is Ferdia2004, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"


I've got to say...I like the Ferdia2004 one the most.
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G_Mooshoo23


Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is Mooshoo, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls ominously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"

...do they know me or what?
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