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Brain
Topic Started: May 14 2004, 03:19 PM (276 Views)
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their

>family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
>and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
>the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
>brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you
>will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
>
>The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
>length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost? "
>
>The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
>female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
>smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A
>man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
>wanted to ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?"
>
>The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group
>said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price
>of
>the female brains, because they've actually been used, whilst the men's are
>usually unused at all."
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lolz
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Thnx 4 ur reply ^^
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lolzzz
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lolz
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precious_girl
May 21 2004, 12:14 AM
lolz

I think you read this joke twice or maybe not even 1 time hahaha as you replied 2 times lolz lolz :small laugh: :small laugh:


Thanks for sharing Dimple :small laugh:
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May 21 2004, 02:16 AM
precious_girl
May 21 2004, 12:14 AM
lolz

I think you read this joke twice or maybe not even 1 time hahaha as you replied 2 times lolz lolz :small laugh: :small laugh:


Thanks for sharing Dimple :small laugh:

Ok i didn't read this joke here. I read it before. Got this as forwarding.
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May 22 2004, 12:21 AM
Chocolate Girl
May 21 2004, 02:16 AM
precious_girl
May 21 2004, 12:14 AM
lolz

I think you read this joke twice or maybe not even 1 time hahaha as you replied 2 times lolz lolz :small laugh: :small laugh:


Thanks for sharing Dimple :small laugh:

Ok i didn't read this joke here. I read it before. Got this as forwarding.

ohhhh ok :mellow:
:)
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I told u most of the things i don't read
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Yes i just saw ur reply :)
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:)
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Ok.
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wat ok
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Whatelse should i say?
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watever u want to say
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There is nothing i want to say...
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there must be somethin
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Really,there is nothing :Sad123:
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Ok then i'll say something but not today
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Why not today? are you tierd??
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yeah tired and hungry
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:pop Smile: :wine: for you ..
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thank you but today i had breakfast.
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Ahaan
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ok i'll take this tomorrow
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Sure
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ok i took some of it but couldn't finish
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why not?
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i'm not that hungry
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ok then
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