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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2004, 03:19 PM (276 Views) | |
| N@uGhTy~G!rL | May 14 2004, 03:19 PM Post #1 |
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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their >family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired >and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed >the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a >brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you >will have to pay for the brain yourselves." > >The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great >length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost? " > >The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a >female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to >smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A >man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone >wanted to ask. "Why is the male brain so much more?" > >The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group >said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price >of >the female brains, because they've actually been used, whilst the men's are >usually unused at all." |
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| precious_girl | May 14 2004, 09:13 PM Post #2 |
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lolz |
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| N@uGhTy~G!rL | May 16 2004, 04:34 PM Post #3 |
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Thnx 4 ur reply ^^ |
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| Srk1 | May 20 2004, 07:16 PM Post #4 |
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lolzzz |
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| precious_girl | May 21 2004, 12:14 AM Post #5 |
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lolz |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 21 2004, 02:16 AM Post #6 |
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I think you read this joke twice or maybe not even 1 time hahaha as you replied 2 times lolz lolz :small laugh: :small laugh: Thanks for sharing Dimple :small laugh: |
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| precious_girl | May 22 2004, 12:21 AM Post #7 |
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Ok i didn't read this joke here. I read it before. Got this as forwarding. |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 22 2004, 12:14 PM Post #8 |
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ohhhh ok :mellow: :) |
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| precious_girl | May 22 2004, 09:46 PM Post #9 |
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I told u most of the things i don't read |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 23 2004, 03:40 AM Post #10 |
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Yes i just saw ur reply :) |
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| precious_girl | May 23 2004, 09:12 PM Post #11 |
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:) |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 23 2004, 09:37 PM Post #12 |
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Ok. |
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| precious_girl | May 23 2004, 09:39 PM Post #13 |
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wat ok |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 26 2004, 12:20 AM Post #14 |
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Whatelse should i say? |
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| precious_girl | May 29 2004, 12:37 AM Post #15 |
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watever u want to say |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 29 2004, 10:21 AM Post #16 |
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There is nothing i want to say... |
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| precious_girl | May 29 2004, 10:32 PM Post #17 |
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there must be somethin |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 30 2004, 11:55 PM Post #18 |
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Really,there is nothing :Sad123: |
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| precious_girl | May 31 2004, 12:12 AM Post #19 |
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Ok then i'll say something but not today |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 31 2004, 12:33 AM Post #20 |
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Why not today? are you tierd?? |
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| precious_girl | May 31 2004, 01:15 AM Post #21 |
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yeah tired and hungry |
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| Chocolate Girl | May 31 2004, 01:10 PM Post #22 |
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:pop Smile: :wine: for you .. |
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| precious_girl | May 31 2004, 07:23 PM Post #23 |
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thank you but today i had breakfast. |
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| Chocolate Girl | Jun 1 2004, 03:21 PM Post #24 |
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Ahaan |
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| precious_girl | Jun 1 2004, 07:53 PM Post #25 |
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ok i'll take this tomorrow |
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| Chocolate Girl | Jun 2 2004, 07:11 PM Post #26 |
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Sure |
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| precious_girl | Jun 2 2004, 07:34 PM Post #27 |
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ok i took some of it but couldn't finish |
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| Chocolate Girl | Jun 2 2004, 09:28 PM Post #28 |
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why not? |
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| precious_girl | Jun 2 2004, 09:46 PM Post #29 |
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i'm not that hungry |
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| Chocolate Girl | Jun 2 2004, 10:32 PM Post #30 |
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ok then |
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