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Indian Customs / British Customs
Topic Started: Mar 5 2004, 11:42 PM (98 Views)
N@uGhTy~G!rL
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This Indian man moved into his new home in England.
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> His English neighbour, being the nice bloke that he was, decided to
> make him feel welcome.
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> He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the
> Indian man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like
> mad. Must be an Indian custom, he thought to himself. Deciding he
> could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
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> The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man
> again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man
> urinate into a cup and drink it.
> Must be an Indian custom, he thought to himself.
> Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with
> other stuff.
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> The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man.
> At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a
> cow big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian man. I'm
> sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your
> crazy Indian customs? He yelled in the Indian man's face.
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> The Indian man looked confused and answered. Sorry sir, I think you
> are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be
> English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to
> bullshit.
>


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hahaahaha :lol: :small laugh: :lol:
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Glad u liked it ...lol
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keep galding ;) lol
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lol
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