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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 5 2004, 11:42 PM (98 Views) | |
| N@uGhTy~G!rL | Mar 5 2004, 11:42 PM Post #1 |
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This Indian man moved into his new home in England. > > His English neighbour, being the nice bloke that he was, decided to > make him feel welcome. > > He went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the > Indian man in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like > mad. Must be an Indian custom, he thought to himself. Deciding he > could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. > > > > The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man > again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man > urinate into a cup and drink it. > Must be an Indian custom, he thought to himself. > Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with > other stuff. > > > > The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. > At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a > cow big fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Indian man. I'm > sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your > crazy Indian customs? He yelled in the Indian man's face. > > > > The Indian man looked confused and answered. Sorry sir, I think you > are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be > English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to > bullshit. > |
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| Chocolate Girl | Mar 6 2004, 12:47 PM Post #2 |
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hahaahaha :lol: :small laugh: :lol: |
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| N@uGhTy~G!rL | Mar 6 2004, 03:49 PM Post #3 |
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Glad u liked it ...lol |
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| Chocolate Girl | Mar 7 2004, 02:18 PM Post #4 |
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keep galding ;) lol |
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| N@uGhTy~G!rL | Mar 23 2004, 01:14 PM Post #5 |
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lol |
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| Chocolate Girl | Mar 24 2004, 12:47 AM Post #6 |
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lolz |
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